These are the tales, the freaky tales... The tales that I tell so well...
I met this girl, her name was joan She loved the way I rocked the microphone When I met joan, I took her home She was just like a doggy all on my bone I met another girl, her name was ann All she wanted was to freak with a man When I met ann, I soked her pans We ended up freakin' by garbage can The next young freak I met was red I took her to the house and she gave me head She likes to freak was all she said We jumped in the sheets and we broke my bed There's another girl, her name is mary Talked about sex and the girl acted scary I heard she was freakin' for my homeboy jerry Took her to the house and I popped that cherry Young and tender, sweet denise Get her in the bed and the girl's a beast I tell you, homeboy, if you get a piece She only talks about signin' a lease I met this tender, her name was lori And a x-rated movie wouldn't tell her story She had a twinsister, her name was lisa And just like lori, she's a real dick pleaser My girlfriend's name was michelle, I freaked her well Her pussy got hotter than flames in hell I geed this girl, her name was tammy I didn't wanna do it cause the bitch was flammy She had a best friend, her name was jane I pulled to the side and I spitted that game I met a lot of freaks in my lifespine Freaked one night with a girl named pam The very next day I saw her with her man One week passed and I was in her again I had an old tender, her name was janie She was thirty-two and I was only eighteen She likes to freak, she's just a fiend It really didn't matter when I saw her in jeans I wanna big freak, fat and slobby I kick on back and I watch her mouth Two tons of fun, big mama jama A country-girl from alabama I met this girl, her name was betty Her pussy got wet and it smelled like death I was tired as hell, I was drippin' sweat But I was all up in her tryin' to hold my breath Bake and shake us, I met this freak in vegas She said her name was donna She was a pitty little freak from china I said I don't pimp or gigolo I'm havin' so much money that I don't need a hoe You can break yourself but you can't break me You never met a player like $hort, baby I knew a dick sucker named betty-jo Took her to my home and we did it on the floor The girl got freaky and I tell you more: She was down on her knees beggin' to blow She's like another freak named ren` You get her alone and she'll make your day Like burger king, she knows the play But a freak like ren`, you can have it your way...
These are the tales, the freaky tales... These are the tales that I tell so well...
I met this girl, thick as hell Only sixteen, said her name was linell I took her to my house, I could not wait Her shit was much tighter than central safe Let me tell you this since we talkin' young I met another girl, said her name was yvonne Always talkin' about havin' fun Once again in the bed I got it goin' on I'm sir too $hort, couldn't be no punk I try to get funky like female funk So when you see me comin' or see me goin' I keep my money, let the hoes keep throwin' I once met a tender, she did it for free On the foothill bust number forty-three All the way on the back she was workin' me Had my big beatbox and I was jammin' the beat I met this freak named aunt winell Macked on the baby like an ice-cold vet Everythin' she had is what I get Cause I'm too $hort, baby, I don't play that shit I met another freak, her name was rita Baby thought that $hort just might eat her I told her like this, she can suck my peter Or even go home cause I knew I didn't need her Scratched her name off my telephone book Never again I took a second look Cause the next young freak, her name was sharon She kept lookin', well, I kept stairin' Her booty was stuffed in the jeans she was wearin' She never left, she cutted out I know you all know what I'm talkin' about There's a freak named shane, such a sinner She smokes that pipe and she's gettin' thinner Shane is cool but her mind is gone One fat rock and it's goin' on She had another buddy, came by my place Thick ass bitch, said her name was grace She walked in the door wearin' a lace You shoulda seen that look that was on my face She's like this tender named belinda Homeboys call her belinda the blender She gave head like she made it up She was twenty years old with a big round butt Had a girl slick like olive oil Her father was rich and the girl was spoiled When she got mad he blood would boil But I rapped her off like I'm lookin' a toy...
These are the tales, the freaky tales... The tales that I tell so well...
Shockedy life, friday night, it's goin' on too $hort Three weeks ago I met this freak She followed me around like mary's sheep I hitted around the corner and when she came I grabbed her by the arm and I asked her name She said it was nina and her man's in santa rita I took her to my home and homeboy, I geed her Set her on the way the very next way Playboy $hort was ready to play I bumped to this girl, her name was roseanne We hitted the motel and got it goin' on Holiday inn to the break of dawn When I took baby home, I freaked her mom I knew this tender named shanie I took her to the house and let her freak on me Baby was a fan, she loved my beat But I wouldn't raise my leg to let her kiss my feet I met this freak named yolanda Rolled baby doll like a brand new honda I was on top and she was up under The bed hitted the wall and it sounded like thunder I once had a datewith girl named kitty She was so fine with big fat tiddies All night long she was actin' shitty So I macked on baby like I was frank nitti There's another girl, her name is rose I use to roll baby like brand new volvos I never saw rose wearin' clothes She's a pimp house pet, ready to pose I was ridin' down the street when I met janet Her booty was bigger than the whole damn planet Ass everywhere, I just can't stand it Tried to poem it but I could not manage I had this freak, her name was bunny Said I was the only man who ever called her honey Everythin' I did to her was funny I macked on bunny and I took her money Eight tonight a date with shirlie She was really short and her hair was curly If you saw baby you liked this girlie She was so fine I went to get her early Shirlie was freakin' like a girl named rachel Her bite was vicious and it sure was fatal She liked to kiss all on my neval Those are her lips on top of my label I knew another freak, her name was candy Real big lips and they came in handy I smooth got worked and it was so dandy I hooked the brood up with my homeboy randy He did me a favor in return Gave me a lizard, said her name was laverne Baby got tossed and I got it on I grabbed the mic and started to sing my song My young homeboy heard me rap And said he had way more freaks than that So I told him like this: they might be freakin' But, boy, you never had that t-p-treatment...
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From Those Fishes - I Fingered An Old Bitch (i got Aids on my finger)
I kind of agree with everything that's been said, aside form Catz. The chorus singing isn't that great, but you're not really a singer so whatever. The beat you used on the track is good and you sound good on the track.
I kind of agree with everything that's been said, aside form Catz. The chorus singing isn't that great, but you're not really a singer so whatever. The beat you used on the track is good and you sound good on the track.
Thanks niggas.
Regardless of what any of y'all think doe, I'm extremely happy with the responses I been getting elsewhere, I been on straight hustle mode on Facebook, messaging it to everyone, and everyone loves it and are suddenly all interested in the mixtape. I knew this track would catch on with my target audience, it's catchy as shit, and this, Love/Hate, and Strange Changes are the 3 tracks that I'm the most confident about above everything else, that's why I'm doing the video for this one, plus, I have a really dope concept for a lot of the scenes to go along with certain bars.
Writing process is almost completely finished.......
#1: Takeoff X #2: Awesome X #3: Inferno X #4: Keep It 100 X #5: OMFG (Feat. Mikey Dolla) X #6: Strange Changes (Feat. Mikey Dolla) X #7: Blue Skies (Feat. Reallody) X #8: Free Fall X #9: The City (Feat. Zipcode) #10: Like Me X #11: Everything You Need X #12: Get Sleazy X #13: Turnt To 11 X #14: Peso X #15: Heartbeat / (Needs hook.) #16: Come Back Home (Feat. Reallody) / (Needs 4 bar outro.) #17: Far From Paradise X #18: Love/Hate X #19: Crash (Feat. Zipcode) / (Needs some editing on my verse.) #20: Landing / (Needs hook.)
Recording comes to a close tomorrow. Last day, and then it's all just mixing and mastering. Gonna be in front of a mic all day, no better feeling in the world. Lehgo.
And recording is almost completely finished, only shit left is my 2 tracks with Zip, 'cause we gotta sit down and write The City. So, that feeling of accomplishment won't set in until it's all done, but today was a dope ass session, got most of the work finished.
Who would wanna hear a really rough version (Rough, as in, there's parts where you faintly hear me talking to my engineer, saying "Let that shit rock.", it was the last song I recorded, and there was no time to do much mixing and editing, but the verses sound clean. It also has no hook so far, I still gotta write one.) of Landing, which is the last track on the mixtape? Jobe, it's the one that you gave me props on the lyrics.
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The tales that I tell so well...
I met this girl, her name was joan
She loved the way I rocked the microphone
When I met joan, I took her home
She was just like a doggy all on my bone
I met another girl, her name was ann
All she wanted was to freak with a man
When I met ann, I soked her pans
We ended up freakin' by garbage can
The next young freak I met was red
I took her to the house and she gave me head
She likes to freak was all she said
We jumped in the sheets and we broke my bed
There's another girl, her name is mary
Talked about sex and the girl acted scary
I heard she was freakin' for my homeboy jerry
Took her to the house and I popped that cherry
Young and tender, sweet denise
Get her in the bed and the girl's a beast
I tell you, homeboy, if you get a piece
She only talks about signin' a lease
I met this tender, her name was lori
And a x-rated movie wouldn't tell her story
She had a twinsister, her name was lisa
And just like lori, she's a real dick pleaser
My girlfriend's name was michelle, I freaked her well
Her pussy got hotter than flames in hell
I geed this girl, her name was tammy
I didn't wanna do it cause the bitch was flammy
She had a best friend, her name was jane
I pulled to the side and I spitted that game
I met a lot of freaks in my lifespine
Freaked one night with a girl named pam
The very next day I saw her with her man
One week passed and I was in her again
I had an old tender, her name was janie
She was thirty-two and I was only eighteen
She likes to freak, she's just a fiend
It really didn't matter when I saw her in jeans
I wanna big freak, fat and slobby
I kick on back and I watch her mouth
Two tons of fun, big mama jama
A country-girl from alabama
I met this girl, her name was betty
Her pussy got wet and it smelled like death
I was tired as hell, I was drippin' sweat
But I was all up in her tryin' to hold my breath
Bake and shake us, I met this freak in vegas
She said her name was donna
She was a pitty little freak from china
I said I don't pimp or gigolo
I'm havin' so much money that I don't need a hoe
You can break yourself but you can't break me
You never met a player like $hort, baby
I knew a dick sucker named betty-jo
Took her to my home and we did it on the floor
The girl got freaky and I tell you more:
She was down on her knees beggin' to blow
She's like another freak named ren`
You get her alone and she'll make your day
Like burger king, she knows the play
But a freak like ren`, you can have it your way...
These are the tales, the freaky tales...
These are the tales that I tell so well...
I met this girl, thick as hell
Only sixteen, said her name was linell
I took her to my house, I could not wait
Her shit was much tighter than central safe
Let me tell you this since we talkin' young
I met another girl, said her name was yvonne
Always talkin' about havin' fun
Once again in the bed I got it goin' on
I'm sir too $hort, couldn't be no punk
I try to get funky like female funk
So when you see me comin' or see me goin'
I keep my money, let the hoes keep throwin'
I once met a tender, she did it for free
On the foothill bust number forty-three
All the way on the back she was workin' me
Had my big beatbox and I was jammin' the beat
I met this freak named aunt winell
Macked on the baby like an ice-cold vet
Everythin' she had is what I get
Cause I'm too $hort, baby, I don't play that shit
I met another freak, her name was rita
Baby thought that $hort just might eat her
I told her like this, she can suck my peter
Or even go home cause I knew I didn't need her
Scratched her name off my telephone book
Never again I took a second look
Cause the next young freak, her name was sharon
She kept lookin', well, I kept stairin'
Her booty was stuffed in the jeans she was wearin'
She never left, she cutted out
I know you all know what I'm talkin' about
There's a freak named shane, such a sinner
She smokes that pipe and she's gettin' thinner
Shane is cool but her mind is gone
One fat rock and it's goin' on
She had another buddy, came by my place
Thick ass bitch, said her name was grace
She walked in the door wearin' a lace
You shoulda seen that look that was on my face
She's like this tender named belinda
Homeboys call her belinda the blender
She gave head like she made it up
She was twenty years old with a big round butt
Had a girl slick like olive oil
Her father was rich and the girl was spoiled
When she got mad he blood would boil
But I rapped her off like I'm lookin' a toy...
These are the tales, the freaky tales...
The tales that I tell so well...
Shockedy life, friday night, it's goin' on too $hort
Three weeks ago I met this freak
She followed me around like mary's sheep
I hitted around the corner and when she came
I grabbed her by the arm and I asked her name
She said it was nina and her man's in santa rita
I took her to my home and homeboy, I geed her
Set her on the way the very next way
Playboy $hort was ready to play
I bumped to this girl, her name was roseanne
We hitted the motel and got it goin' on
Holiday inn to the break of dawn
When I took baby home, I freaked her mom
I knew this tender named shanie
I took her to the house and let her freak on me
Baby was a fan, she loved my beat
But I wouldn't raise my leg to let her kiss my feet
I met this freak named yolanda
Rolled baby doll like a brand new honda
I was on top and she was up under
The bed hitted the wall and it sounded like thunder
I once had a datewith girl named kitty
She was so fine with big fat tiddies
All night long she was actin' shitty
So I macked on baby like I was frank nitti
There's another girl, her name is rose
I use to roll baby like brand new volvos
I never saw rose wearin' clothes
She's a pimp house pet, ready to pose
I was ridin' down the street when I met janet
Her booty was bigger than the whole damn planet
Ass everywhere, I just can't stand it
Tried to poem it but I could not manage
I had this freak, her name was bunny
Said I was the only man who ever called her honey
Everythin' I did to her was funny
I macked on bunny and I took her money
Eight tonight a date with shirlie
She was really short and her hair was curly
If you saw baby you liked this girlie
She was so fine I went to get her early
Shirlie was freakin' like a girl named rachel
Her bite was vicious and it sure was fatal
She liked to kiss all on my neval
Those are her lips on top of my label
I knew another freak, her name was candy
Real big lips and they came in handy
I smooth got worked and it was so dandy
I hooked the brood up with my homeboy randy
He did me a favor in return
Gave me a lizard, said her name was laverne
Baby got tossed and I got it on
I grabbed the mic and started to sing my song
My young homeboy heard me rap
And said he had way more freaks than that
So I told him like this: they might be freakin'
But, boy, you never had that t-p-treatment...
[-(
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From Those Fishes - I Fingered An Old Bitch (i got Aids on my finger)
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From Those Fishes - I Fingered An Old Bitch (i got Aids on my finger)
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From Those Fishes - I Fingered An Old Bitch (i got Aids on my finger)
its awesome your trying so hard and are really going for your dream. You should be extremely proud of yourself
nothing that popped out at me...you should scrap that chorus and re do it tho
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From Those Fishes - I Fingered An Old Bitch (i got Aids on my finger)
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From Those Fishes - I Fingered An Old Bitch (i got Aids on my finger)
Regardless of what any of y'all think doe, I'm extremely happy with the responses I been getting elsewhere, I been on straight hustle mode on Facebook, messaging it to everyone, and everyone loves it and are suddenly all interested in the mixtape. I knew this track would catch on with my target audience, it's catchy as shit, and this, Love/Hate, and Strange Changes are the 3 tracks that I'm the most confident about above everything else, that's why I'm doing the video for this one, plus, I have a really dope concept for a lot of the scenes to go along with certain bars.
#1: Takeoff X
#2: Awesome X
#3: Inferno X
#4: Keep It 100 X
#5: OMFG (Feat. Mikey Dolla) X
#6: Strange Changes (Feat. Mikey Dolla) X
#7: Blue Skies (Feat. Reallody) X
#8: Free Fall X
#9: The City (Feat. Zipcode)
#10: Like Me X
#11: Everything You Need X
#12: Get Sleazy X
#13: Turnt To 11 X
#14: Peso X
#15: Heartbeat / (Needs hook.)
#16: Come Back Home (Feat. Reallody) / (Needs 4 bar outro.)
#17: Far From Paradise X
#18: Love/Hate X
#19: Crash (Feat. Zipcode) / (Needs some editing on my verse.)
#20: Landing / (Needs hook.)
And recording is almost completely finished, only shit left is my 2 tracks with Zip, 'cause we gotta sit down and write The City. So, that feeling of accomplishment won't set in until it's all done, but today was a dope ass session, got most of the work finished.