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The almighty holy MC thread

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  • NolaFree810NolaFree810 Posts: 36,796 moneytalker
    i have always wanted to be entirely encased in a vagina before :-?
  • Stoned_CatzStoned_Catz Posts: 34,915 jayfacer
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    that is incorrect because if you read the bible god is the one who pleagues the earth with famine to punish the wicked... its a rare occassion in the bible when god is kind to people...


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  • ...... Posts: 31,548 master of ceremonies
    It's pathetic that people get mad/upset because someone believes in something they don't.
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  • NolaFree810NolaFree810 Posts: 36,796 moneytalker
    since the god of the bible is so contrast, people just invent their own persoanl god baised on their own thoughts and moral specualtions
  • ...... Posts: 31,548 master of ceremonies
    It's even more pathetic to make fun of someone who thinks/believes differently than you do.
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  • NecrothulhuNecrothulhu Posts: 33,444 master of ceremonies
    I'm sad that people can't think for themselves, question things and draw their own conclusions instead of just following their religion and what their religious parents taught/told them
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  • NolaFree810NolaFree810 Posts: 36,796 moneytalker
    but thats the thing they technically DO think for themselves..everyone for the most part literally invents their own god as they seem fit.. take the bible, in the first have the god is angry, jealous, and vengeful...the second have he is loving, kind, and forgiving... basically its a clusterfuck so people choose which degree of god they like...some prefer a little more vengeful than forgiving some the other way around.. its like god is a soup, everyone soup is a little different
  • Stoned_CatzStoned_Catz Posts: 34,915 jayfacer
    but thats the thing they technically DO think for themselves..everyone for the most part literally invents their own god as they seem fit.. take the bible, in the first have the god is angry, jealous, and vengeful...the second have he is loving, kind, and forgiving... basically its a clusterfuck so people choose which degree of god they like...some prefer a little more vengeful than forgiving some the other way around.. its like god is a soup, everyone soup is a little different
    ya but the second book reverts back to angry god in the last chapter though


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  • NolaFree810NolaFree810 Posts: 36,796 moneytalker
    what christians dont understand and i find funny is that the book of revelations was not meant to be taken literally at all... different apostles wrote different revelation stories and they basically just picked the coolest sounding one and threw it in the bible lol... if someone starts using quotes from revelations about real life issues is usally when i start laughing the hardest
  • Me_Me_ Posts: 13,701 salt miner
    what christians dont understand and i find funny is that the book of revelations was not meant to be taken literally at all... different apostles wrote different revelation stories and they basically just picked the coolest sounding one and threw it in the bible lol... if someone starts using quotes from revelations about real life issues is usally when i start laughing the hardest
    We are in revelations right now

  • NolaFree810NolaFree810 Posts: 36,796 moneytalker
    gary you at least realize that revelations was a fictional story never told by god or jesus and was written by an apostle. it was just simply what he would invision the end of the world to be like..jesus never even spoke about that other than the fact the jesus MAY have said he was going to return one day.. the rest was all invented fiction and it wasnt even supposed to be anything more until christians actually started taking it to heart just like dantes inferno lol
  • Stoned_CatzStoned_Catz Posts: 34,915 jayfacer
    what christians dont understand and i find funny is that the book of revelations was not meant to be taken literally at all... different apostles wrote different revelation stories and they basically just picked the coolest sounding one and threw it in the bible lol... if someone starts using quotes from revelations about real life issues is usally when i start laughing the hardest
    umm no Revelations was written by what the romans believed was a madman they had imprisoned on a small island off of Italy it descibes the destruction of the world and the happenings in heaven to trigger the catastrophies that happen on earth


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  • NecrothulhuNecrothulhu Posts: 33,444 master of ceremonies
    I sometimes wobder if some people are fulling thinking for themselves. It seems often that they'll think for themselves but centered around their religion and how they were raised if their parents were religious. I think if more people thought for themselves not centered around that, they'd be happier and less restricted on things. My aunt wouldn't let my cousins watch nickelodeon when they were little..no wizards..no playstation because of the games..etc. She got the way she was because my grandparents' divorce when she was younger. It's nowhere near as bad now because of what their pastor said was ok now. It's nuts what some people do when it comes to religion imo
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  • Me_Me_ Posts: 13,701 salt miner
    It's all opinions.. Believe what you want.I'll still respect you in the morning
  • Me_Me_ Posts: 13,701 salt miner
    This whole religious thing is stupid
    Who gives a fuck
  • NolaFree810NolaFree810 Posts: 36,796 moneytalker
    just like everything else in the bible The authorship of the book of revelations is controversial, but the most common accepted answer is that it was written by the apostle john.. whether that is actually true or not i have no idea im jussayin.. and who the author is really doesnt deter my point
  • Stoned_CatzStoned_Catz Posts: 34,915 jayfacer
    what i find about the whole religion is the numbers of people that go to heaven are listed in revelations but the numbers of actual christians is 1000 times the numbers going to heaven which means most christians are bound for hell anyways >:)


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  • NecrothulhuNecrothulhu Posts: 33,444 master of ceremonies
    I hate talking religion tbh. Same with politics. But I must say there is too many fuckers out there that say "I'll pray for you" and shove their religion your way
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  • ...... Posts: 31,548 master of ceremonies
    I'm sad that people can't think for themselves, question things and draw their own conclusions instead of just following their religion and what their religious parents taught/told them
    This too.
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  • Me_Me_ Posts: 13,701 salt miner
    Once again
    Why do people try to prove so many people wrong in things they believe?
    Nothing is certain
    Some have faith and some don't
    Doesn't make either 1 a bad person because you are just saying something that somebody else said and so on and so forth.
    Live and let live,don't judge and this world would be a war free happier place to live.Me personally I believe the Lord is the final judge and I am not ashamed to admit it.That works for me.Might not work for other people.Who cares.That's their business.
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