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  • EpisodeEpisode Posts: 32,049 destroyer of motherfuckers
    Obsession continues to show. Pathetic.

    And in the first situation, I'd just kill it.
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  • mrAPEmrAPE Posts: 39,476 moneytalker
    Dammit I knew I should have added "shakes baby to death"
    You tryin to be a hero fool? You wanna see badass mother fucker?! I'll show ya a badass!!!
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  • monicaamonicaa Posts: 7,109 destroyer of motherfuckers
    Obsession continues to show. Pathetic.

    And in the first situation, I'd just kill it.
    :(
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  • SkullAndCrossbonesSkullAndCrossbones Posts: 16,452 destroyer of motherfuckers
    Obsession continues to show. Pathetic.

    And in the first situation, I'd just kill it.
    dont forget to eat it too, never let a good baby go to waste.
    "That's another thing I love about metal, it's so fuckin' huge yet certain people don't even know it exists." - Rob Zombie
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  • Bottle_TreeBottle_Tree Posts: 7,166 just the tip

    And in the first situation, I'd just kill it.
    Oh my god, you don't know how much I literally laughed out loud at this.
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  • BrianBrian Posts: 17,611 destroyer of motherfuckers
    Obsession continues to show. Pathetic.

    And in the first situation, I'd just kill it.
    The Shocking Parent: The award-winning method by Tyler The Creator
    nike Pictures, Images and PhotosTUPAC IS DEAD/THE LEGEND IS GONE/THEY SAYIN TUPAC'S BACK?/DEM NIGGAS WRONG
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  • mrAPEmrAPE Posts: 39,476 moneytalker
    Dammit you're all doing it wrong
    You tryin to be a hero fool? You wanna see badass mother fucker?! I'll show ya a badass!!!
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  • That_Guy_ArloThat_Guy_Arlo Posts: 14,026 master of ceremonies
    Hey I tried.....but I need to work on my obsession issues before I can ever go back to that apparently.
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  • BlindGuardian93BlindGuardian93 Posts: 4,988 jayfacer
    Someone's pregnant

    Will poppin one out?
    I've been lost in endless seas My heart died long ago I curse my failures as I fall from you
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  • RAZORRAZOR Posts: 7,664 jayfacer
    Situation: Baby's first birthday

    Solution.

    Will: Think it's funny to throw a big "black metal party" and invite all his quasi-juggalo/metalhead friends to come over while they sip wine and keep repeating the word "satan" like in that documentary movie about metal from like 6 years ago. Eventually get drunk and start dancing around to ICP's Bang Pow Boom even though it's like fucking 5:30AM and the album has been on repeat since at least 1. Realize the next morning that he completely forgot about the baby and rush over to its room in order to try and comfort the child. Cry at the thought of forgetting about "the greatest thing to ever happen to him". Repeat event every year.
    Oh my god. =))
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