ITT: I can't tell you anything right now, so here's a paragraph giving you information that could be said in one sentence: "I'm having a shitty time right now and haven't been on"
TUPAC IS DEAD/THE LEGEND IS GONE/THEY SAYIN TUPAC'S BACK?/DEM NIGGAS WRONG
ITT: I can't tell you anything right now, so here's a paragraph giving you information that could be said in one sentence: "I'm having a shitty time right now and haven't been on"
Will: Think it's funny to throw a big "black metal party" and invite all his quasi-juggalo/metalhead friends to come over while they sip wine and keep repeating the word "satan" like in that documentary movie about metal from like 6 years ago. Eventually get drunk and start dancing around to ICP's Bang Pow Boom even though it's like fucking 5:30AM and the album has been on repeat since at least 1. Realize the next morning that he completely forgot about the baby and rush over to its room in order to try and comfort the child. Cry at the thought of forgetting about "the greatest thing to ever happen to him". Repeat event every year.
Erik: Get drunk at 3 in the afternoon off of 5 Steel Reserves, 6 BIG glasses of wine, 17 shots of Captain Morgan, 2 full bottles of Everclear, and 25 cans of Bud Light. Call over the baby mama to come celebrate with him. Rape her. Listen to OF for the rest of the day as he dresses the child up like a "gangsta" while filming it to be later posted on YouTube.
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Ex.
Problem: baby is crying.
Solution.
Will: try and figure out what is wrong and how to console the baby, perhaps with faygo
Erik: suck my dick faggot, you're always on my nuts with this crying.
Situation: Baby's first birthday
Solution.
Will: Think it's funny to throw a big "black metal party" and invite all his quasi-juggalo/metalhead friends to come over while they sip wine and keep repeating the word "satan" like in that documentary movie about metal from like 6 years ago. Eventually get drunk and start dancing around to ICP's Bang Pow Boom even though it's like fucking 5:30AM and the album has been on repeat since at least 1. Realize the next morning that he completely forgot about the baby and rush over to its room in order to try and comfort the child. Cry at the thought of forgetting about "the greatest thing to ever happen to him". Repeat event every year.
Erik: Get drunk at 3 in the afternoon off of 5 Steel Reserves, 6 BIG glasses of wine, 17 shots of Captain Morgan, 2 full bottles of Everclear, and 25 cans of Bud Light. Call over the baby mama to come celebrate with him. Rape her. Listen to OF for the rest of the day as he dresses the child up like a "gangsta" while filming it to be later posted on YouTube.