Here's a buckshot, to Jobe The DirtButton. Think your rhymes are better than me, homie, stop frontin'. This Music that I'm making's gonna make me mad ends. But ay, maybe I can help you pay for your Depends. Like, you a senior citizen, envious of a young blood. You so Goddamn jealous, yo, that's jelly to a donut. You can suck these dos nuts, servin' you in Spanish. Oh, you asshurt? Here's a motherfucking bandage. Here's a fuckin' Band Aid, seems your pussy's sand pape- Er, you stand below me, you should be doin' my landscape. You a fuckin' scapegoat, bet you love to drop that soap. Take it in the ass you little faggot, and leave me alone. Obsession is sickening, you a fuckin' pedophile. I really wouldn't put it past you, just to go molest a child. Honestly, you old, don't you fucking have a life? Like, checkers with your kids, or maybe buttfuckin' your wife? Instead you on the internet, harassin' a teen. What, you motherfuckin' bitter 'cause your wife won't suck your peen? You can say that I'm a poser, you can say that I'm repetitive. When I truly make it, 1, comma, zeros, repetitive. Then you'll have regretted it, talkin' all that shit. It's that zero from the internet, with a number one hit. Know that I don't give a shit, about a crusty old Metalhead. Destroyed you on a track, and now the beef is fuckin' settled bitch.
Well it wasnt much, but at least ya got started Half of the same shit again, how retarded But you put the effort in so I have to applaud it See now it wasn't really that hard bitch Save your own ends my friend, Ya might have enough loot for a dimer next weekend You say I'm jealous or something, wigger how? You don't have nothing, never did somethin Pull your head out your ass and stop fronting I'm hitting grand slams, cracker ya buntin Thought you got mad and were leaving Shut your ass, you're leaking semen Break my jaw is what you're screaming Biggest damn laugh I've had all fucking evening Come back stronger if that was your best diss That shit was hard as a butterfly kiss Bust out the big guns like this crap was Death Wish Cuz even babies can eat your rap for breakfast
Lol. I expected that. I'm not responding anymore. Nigguhs lucky I even responded once. And LOL if you seriously think yours was better. Only line I liked was the baseball reference.
Also, any disses from this point on = irrelevant unless you record them like I did. That's another thing about your verses, everyone claims they're so glorious, but literally all you do is throw out insults and make them rhyme, yet there's no way they would flow or work on a beat. So they're not even raps or lyrics. They're insults that rhyme.
Zomg, Erik said something nice about one of my raps! *Old man has heart attack*
Well, I applaud your first diss effort. I would have liked it more without the same "gonna make it" bs. What you're gonna do in the future doesn't really fit in a song talking shit about somebody. From "pedophile" to "sucking that peen" was pretty good. The rest could have been harder, but it seems like you went with easy "filler" content. More punch lines, less generic insults. The only way to get better is keep writing all the time. Why not polish your skills and tell the whole forum to fuck off at the same time?
Also, any disses from this point on = irrelevant unless you record them like I did. That's another thing about your verses, everyone claims they're so glorious, but literally all you do is throw out insults and make them rhyme, yet there's no way they would flow or work on a beat. So they're not even raps or lyrics. They're insults that rhyme.
Would be fun, but I don't have shit to do it on my phone. Even if I did, its so loud at the plant that it wouldn't work anyway. If I'm not at work, I'm playing checkers with the kids and butt secksing the wife.
Here's a buckshot, to Jobe The DirtButton. Think your rhymes are better than me, homie, stop frontin'. This Music that I'm making's gonna make me mad ends. But ay, maybe I can help you pay for your Depends. Like, you a senior citizen, envious of a young blood. You so Goddamn jealous, yo, that's jelly to a donut. You can suck these dos nuts, servin' you in Spanish. Oh, you asshurt? Here's a motherfucking bandage. Here's a fuckin' Band Aid, seems your pussy's sand pape- Er, you stand below me, you should be doin' my landscape. You a fuckin' scapegoat, bet you love to drop that soap. Take it in the ass you little faggot, and leave me alone. Obsession is sickening, you a fuckin' pedophile. I really wouldn't put it past you, just to go molest a child. Honestly, you old, don't you fucking have a life? Like, checkers with your kids, or maybe buttfuckin' your wife? Instead you on the internet, harassin' a teen. What, you motherfuckin' bitter 'cause your wife won't suck your peen? You can say that I'm a poser, you can say that I'm repetitive. When I truly make it, 1, comma, zeros, repetitive. Then you'll have regretted it, talkin' all that shit. It's that zero from the internet, with a number one hit. Know that I don't give a shit, about a crusty old Metalhead. Destroyed you on a track, and now the beef is fuckin' settled bitch.
Best fucking rap you have ever wrote! hands down... this is is dope. I fucking love it. seriously, there is almost nothing I'd change about this other then your tone being a little fucked up from pneumonia.
Seriously! This shit was real. And you can tell from the words and the way you said it and shit... How can you not tell the difference from THIS and the vanilla generic bullshit you normally write?
Only write shit like this. shit that gets you fired up. shit that is REAL. REAL BITCH. get it?
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Jobe Diss. by ErikBehemoth1357
Lyrics:
Here's a buckshot, to Jobe The DirtButton.
Think your rhymes are better than me, homie, stop frontin'.
This Music that I'm making's gonna make me mad ends.
But ay, maybe I can help you pay for your Depends.
Like, you a senior citizen, envious of a young blood.
You so Goddamn jealous, yo, that's jelly to a donut.
You can suck these dos nuts, servin' you in Spanish.
Oh, you asshurt?
Here's a motherfucking bandage.
Here's a fuckin' Band Aid, seems your pussy's sand pape-
Er, you stand below me, you should be doin' my landscape.
You a fuckin' scapegoat, bet you love to drop that soap.
Take it in the ass you little faggot, and leave me alone.
Obsession is sickening, you a fuckin' pedophile.
I really wouldn't put it past you, just to go molest a child.
Honestly, you old, don't you fucking have a life?
Like, checkers with your kids, or maybe buttfuckin' your wife?
Instead you on the internet, harassin' a teen.
What, you motherfuckin' bitter 'cause your wife won't suck your peen?
You can say that I'm a poser, you can say that I'm repetitive.
When I truly make it, 1, comma, zeros, repetitive.
Then you'll have regretted it, talkin' all that shit.
It's that zero from the internet, with a number one hit.
Know that I don't give a shit, about a crusty old Metalhead.
Destroyed you on a track, and now the beef is fuckin' settled bitch.
Half of the same shit again, how retarded
But you put the effort in so I have to applaud it
See now it wasn't really that hard bitch
Save your own ends my friend,
Ya might have enough loot for a dimer next weekend
You say I'm jealous or something, wigger how?
You don't have nothing, never did somethin
Pull your head out your ass and stop fronting
I'm hitting grand slams, cracker ya buntin
Thought you got mad and were leaving
Shut your ass, you're leaking semen
Break my jaw is what you're screaming
Biggest damn laugh I've had all fucking evening
Come back stronger if that was your best diss
That shit was hard as a butterfly kiss
Bust out the big guns like this crap was Death Wish
Cuz even babies can eat your rap for breakfast
dude i dont know whats gayer
the 15 year old rapping
and putting out disses
or the grown ass man
who bothers to respond
with his own rap
*Old man has heart attack*
Well, I applaud your first diss effort. I would have liked it more without the same "gonna make it" bs. What you're gonna do in the future doesn't really fit in a song talking shit about somebody. From "pedophile" to "sucking that peen" was pretty good. The rest could have been harder, but it seems like you went with easy "filler" content. More punch lines, less generic insults. The only way to get better is keep writing all the time. Why not polish your skills and tell the whole forum to fuck off at the same time?
Would be fun, but I don't have shit to do it on my phone. Even if I did, its so loud at the plant that it wouldn't work anyway. If I'm not at work, I'm playing checkers with the kids and butt secksing the wife.
One of us is bored at work getting paid to fuck around.
It's a close one....
Best fucking rap you have ever wrote! hands down... this is is dope. I fucking love it. seriously, there is almost nothing I'd change about this other then your tone being a little fucked up from pneumonia.
Seriously! This shit was real. And you can tell from the words and the way you said it and shit... How can you not tell the difference from THIS and the vanilla generic bullshit you normally write?
Only write shit like this. shit that gets you fired up. shit that is REAL. REAL BITCH. get it?
The 15 year old that goes way too out of his way to make everyone think he's 18+
or the other 15 year old still believing him