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A collection of my latest flows. (LOUD ADDED.)

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  • Jobe_Wan_KenobiJobe_Wan_Kenobi Posts: 19,574 moneytalker
    That tattoo turned him from a skinny fat angry teen to a tough guy angry teen. Muther fuckers will get destroyed on the daily now.
    Pass the god damn butter.
  • BrianBrian Posts: 17,611 destroyer of motherfuckers
    Indian nose? That's a fire new one.
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  • NolaFree810NolaFree810 Posts: 36,796 moneytalker
    u do have a bad case of indian nose lol
  • ZmbieFlavrdCupcakesZmbieFlavrdCupcakes Posts: 32,259 jayfacer
    and god damn what GIRLY HAIR you have
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  • BrianBrian Posts: 17,611 destroyer of motherfuckers
    Nigga I got a hair cut kinda
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  • EpisodeEpisode Posts: 32,049 destroyer of motherfuckers
    Wanted a response? Here you fucking go. Wrote this in 10-15 minutes. Voice is fucked up from pneumonia. Fuck you.


    Jobe Diss. by ErikBehemoth1357

    Lyrics:

    Here's a buckshot, to Jobe The DirtButton.
    Think your rhymes are better than me, homie, stop frontin'.
    This Music that I'm making's gonna make me mad ends.
    But ay, maybe I can help you pay for your Depends.
    Like, you a senior citizen, envious of a young blood.
    You so Goddamn jealous, yo, that's jelly to a donut.
    You can suck these dos nuts, servin' you in Spanish.
    Oh, you asshurt?
    Here's a motherfucking bandage.
    Here's a fuckin' Band Aid, seems your pussy's sand pape-
    Er, you stand below me, you should be doin' my landscape.
    You a fuckin' scapegoat, bet you love to drop that soap.
    Take it in the ass you little faggot, and leave me alone.
    Obsession is sickening, you a fuckin' pedophile.
    I really wouldn't put it past you, just to go molest a child.
    Honestly, you old, don't you fucking have a life?
    Like, checkers with your kids, or maybe buttfuckin' your wife?
    Instead you on the internet, harassin' a teen.
    What, you motherfuckin' bitter 'cause your wife won't suck your peen?
    You can say that I'm a poser, you can say that I'm repetitive.
    When I truly make it, 1, comma, zeros, repetitive.
    Then you'll have regretted it, talkin' all that shit.
    It's that zero from the internet, with a number one hit.
    Know that I don't give a shit, about a crusty old Metalhead.
    Destroyed you on a track, and now the beef is fuckin' settled bitch.

  • Ace_Deputy_CheezeAce_Deputy_Cheeze Posts: 14,736 jayfacer
    better then all the other ones cept nyan rap
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  • Jobe_Wan_KenobiJobe_Wan_Kenobi Posts: 19,574 moneytalker
    Well it wasnt much, but at least ya got started
    Half of the same shit again, how retarded
    But you put the effort in so I have to applaud it
    See now it wasn't really that hard bitch
    Save your own ends my friend,
    Ya might have enough loot for a dimer next weekend
    You say I'm jealous or something, wigger how?
    You don't have nothing, never did somethin
    Pull your head out your ass and stop fronting
    I'm hitting grand slams, cracker ya buntin
    Thought you got mad and were leaving
    Shut your ass, you're leaking semen
    Break my jaw is what you're screaming
    Biggest damn laugh I've had all fucking evening
    Come back stronger if that was your best diss
    That shit was hard as a butterfly kiss
    Bust out the big guns like this crap was Death Wish
    Cuz even babies can eat your rap for breakfast
    Pass the god damn butter.
  • EpisodeEpisode Posts: 32,049 destroyer of motherfuckers
    Lol. I expected that. I'm not responding anymore. Nigguhs lucky I even responded once. And LOL if you seriously think yours was better. Only line I liked was the baseball reference.
  • EpisodeEpisode Posts: 32,049 destroyer of motherfuckers
    LOL Jamie's my nigguh.

    dude i dont know whats gayer
    the 15 year old rapping
    and putting out disses
    or the grown ass man
    who bothers to respond
    with his own rap
  • EpisodeEpisode Posts: 32,049 destroyer of motherfuckers
    Also, any disses from this point on = irrelevant unless you record them like I did. That's another thing about your verses, everyone claims they're so glorious, but literally all you do is throw out insults and make them rhyme, yet there's no way they would flow or work on a beat. So they're not even raps or lyrics. They're insults that rhyme.
  • Jobe_Wan_KenobiJobe_Wan_Kenobi Posts: 19,574 moneytalker
    Zomg, Erik said something nice about one of my raps!
    *Old man has heart attack*

    Well, I applaud your first diss effort. I would have liked it more without the same "gonna make it" bs. What you're gonna do in the future doesn't really fit in a song talking shit about somebody. From "pedophile" to "sucking that peen" was pretty good. The rest could have been harder, but it seems like you went with easy "filler" content. More punch lines, less generic insults. The only way to get better is keep writing all the time. Why not polish your skills and tell the whole forum to fuck off at the same time?
    Pass the god damn butter.
  • Jobe_Wan_KenobiJobe_Wan_Kenobi Posts: 19,574 moneytalker
    Also, any disses from this point on = irrelevant unless you record them like I did. That's another thing about your verses, everyone claims they're so glorious, but literally all you do is throw out insults and make them rhyme, yet there's no way they would flow or work on a beat. So they're not even raps or lyrics. They're insults that rhyme.

    Would be fun, but I don't have shit to do it on my phone. Even if I did, its so loud at the plant that it wouldn't work anyway. If I'm not at work, I'm playing checkers with the kids and butt secksing the wife.
    Pass the god damn butter.
  • Jobe_Wan_KenobiJobe_Wan_Kenobi Posts: 19,574 moneytalker
    LOL Jamie's my nigguh.

    dude i dont know whats gayer
    the 15 year old rapping
    and putting out disses
    or the grown ass man
    who bothers to respond
    with his own rap
    One of us has made this his entire life's ambition.
    One of us is bored at work getting paid to fuck around.
    It's a close one....
    Pass the god damn butter.
  • TravisTravis Posts: 4,971 balls deep
    Not shock value, believe me, I'd break every single one of your jaws if you said this shit to me in person.
    wow son, you run your mouth quite recklessly.....
  • TravisTravis Posts: 4,971 balls deep
    LOL Jamie's my nigguh.

    dude i dont know whats gayer
    the 15 year old rapping
    and putting out disses
    or the grown ass man
    who bothers to respond
    with his own rap
    yeah, niggas don't know there aint no grown ups in rap hahahahahahah! silly faggot, raps are fer kids!!!!
  • BrianBrian Posts: 17,611 destroyer of motherfuckers
    And LOL if you seriously think yours was better. Only line I liked was the baseball reference.
    You would like a line about sports, you fucking nigger
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  • WakeOfAshesWakeOfAshes Posts: 21,665 destroyer of motherfuckers
    edited September 2011
    Wanted a response? Here you fucking go. Wrote this in 10-15 minutes. Voice is fucked up from pneumonia. Fuck you.


    Jobe Diss. by ErikBehemoth1357

    Lyrics:

    Here's a buckshot, to Jobe The DirtButton.
    Think your rhymes are better than me, homie, stop frontin'.
    This Music that I'm making's gonna make me mad ends.
    But ay, maybe I can help you pay for your Depends.
    Like, you a senior citizen, envious of a young blood.
    You so Goddamn jealous, yo, that's jelly to a donut.
    You can suck these dos nuts, servin' you in Spanish.
    Oh, you asshurt?
    Here's a motherfucking bandage.
    Here's a fuckin' Band Aid, seems your pussy's sand pape-
    Er, you stand below me, you should be doin' my landscape.
    You a fuckin' scapegoat, bet you love to drop that soap.
    Take it in the ass you little faggot, and leave me alone.
    Obsession is sickening, you a fuckin' pedophile.
    I really wouldn't put it past you, just to go molest a child.
    Honestly, you old, don't you fucking have a life?
    Like, checkers with your kids, or maybe buttfuckin' your wife?
    Instead you on the internet, harassin' a teen.
    What, you motherfuckin' bitter 'cause your wife won't suck your peen?
    You can say that I'm a poser, you can say that I'm repetitive.
    When I truly make it, 1, comma, zeros, repetitive.
    Then you'll have regretted it, talkin' all that shit.
    It's that zero from the internet, with a number one hit.
    Know that I don't give a shit, about a crusty old Metalhead.
    Destroyed you on a track, and now the beef is fuckin' settled bitch.


    Best fucking rap you have ever wrote! hands down... this is is dope. I fucking love it. seriously, there is almost nothing I'd change about this other then your tone being a little fucked up from pneumonia.

    Seriously! This shit was real. And you can tell from the words and the way you said it and shit... How can you not tell the difference from THIS and the vanilla generic bullshit you normally write?

    Only write shit like this. shit that gets you fired up. shit that is REAL. REAL BITCH. get it?

    Post edited by WakeOfAshes on
  • ZmbieFlavrdCupcakesZmbieFlavrdCupcakes Posts: 32,259 jayfacer
    Idk what's gayer
    The 15 year old that goes way too out of his way to make everyone think he's 18+
    or the other 15 year old still believing him
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  • jagjag Posts: 5,033 destroyer of motherfuckers
    I struggled to get through this thread.
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