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A collection of my latest flows. (LOUD ADDED.)

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  • BrianBrian Posts: 17,611 destroyer of motherfuckers
    Grow up.
    Inadequate response. He made a joke rap hating on your shit, you should battle him.

    Also, Tyler acts like a kid and doesn't want to grow up and you look up to him. HYPOCRITE!
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  • Jobe_Wan_KenobiJobe_Wan_Kenobi Posts: 19,574 moneytalker
    U mad? I know you hate to get shown up
    Go write some more crap about how youre gonna blow up.
    Get another tattoo of another man's doughnuts
    Gonna make it, never fake it, dream is yours if you take it
    Every other rap its the same shit
    It's fucking lame bitch
    You're entire diction is fiction, mad cuz you have no bitch to stick your dick in, get a little friction in bed, go write some more raps about those chickenheads.
    That you ain't fuckin
    You're whole rap style is just frontin
    Shut your mouth cuz you can't tell me nothin
    Come in rhyme form if you want the DirtButton
    You told us your plan, set it to music
    I guess all that's left now is to just fucking do it
    Come on back and spit that same plain shit
    Don't hate me cuz your raps are lame kid.
    Pass the god damn butter.
  • BrianBrian Posts: 17,611 destroyer of motherfuckers
    Yoyoyoyoyoyo
    Straight outta the suburbs, it's Episode 95! Swag.

    Everywhere we look it's a new flow or beat
    Or he's rapping with his cousin who's giving him some meat
    "Hey ninjas, I'm in the studio making a mix tape"
    He'll only get bitches with his tunes if he resorts to date rape
    His boy Tyler doesn't give a fuck
    As long as he keeps shelling out 50 bucks
    For a sticker. Or something of equal or less quality
    But no worries dog, Tyler's name can justify the idiocy
    "The world is against me and my flows"
    Take it back 50 years and you'd be behind the hose
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  • EpisodeEpisode Posts: 32,049 destroyer of motherfuckers
    I love how you think you're "showing me up.". You're doing nothing more than showing your sick obsession with me and beating a dead fucking horse by repeatedly riding my dick about the same shit you're been nagging about for weeks, and then proceeding to put it in rhyme form. It's really not that clever. Especially that last one, that was just seriously struggling to get a rise out of me. When are you gonna learn you crusty old fuck? Your fucking "constructive criticism", which in actuality, is just a serious fucking hater with mad obsessive problems, DOESN'T MEAN SHIT TO ME. You're not gonna change what I write about, why the fuck do you bother? Seriously, leave me the fuck alone already. You seriously need to either end your life, or find one.
  • EpisodeEpisode Posts: 32,049 destroyer of motherfuckers
    Yoyoyoyoyoyo
    Straight outta the suburbs, it's Episode 95! Swag.

    Everywhere we look it's a new flow or beat
    Or he's rapping with his cousin who's giving him some meat
    "Hey ninjas, I'm in the studio making a mix tape"
    He'll only get bitches with his tunes if he resorts to date rape
    His boy Tyler doesn't give a fuck
    As long as he keeps shelling out 50 bucks
    For a sticker. Or something of equal or less quality
    But no worries dog, Tyler's name can justify the idiocy
    "The world is against me and my flows"
    Take it back 50 years and you'd be behind the hose
    Aww look, it's dick rider number two. :) Put a gun in your mouth and pull the trigger you worthless piece of shit.
  • BrianBrian Posts: 17,611 destroyer of motherfuckers
    Yoyoyoyoyoyo
    Straight outta the suburbs, it's Episode 95! Swag.

    Everywhere we look it's a new flow or beat
    Or he's rapping with his cousin who's giving him some meat
    "Hey ninjas, I'm in the studio making a mix tape"
    He'll only get bitches with his tunes if he resorts to date rape
    His boy Tyler doesn't give a fuck
    As long as he keeps shelling out 50 bucks
    For a sticker. Or something of equal or less quality
    But no worries dog, Tyler's name can justify the idiocy
    "The world is against me and my flows"
    Take it back 50 years and you'd be behind the hose
    Aww look, it's dick rider number two. :) Put a gun in your mouth and pull the trigger you worthless piece of shit.
    Can I borrow your BB gun? I wanna take real cool pics first
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  • EpisodeEpisode Posts: 32,049 destroyer of motherfuckers
    You better hope I never see you at a show. I'll gladly split your fucking jaw.
  • WakeOfAshesWakeOfAshes Posts: 21,665 destroyer of motherfuckers
    Jobe's Lyrics are some of the funniest shit on these baords......
    totally! If erik was down, I'd really love to hear erik rap something jobe writes.
  • WakeOfAshesWakeOfAshes Posts: 21,665 destroyer of motherfuckers
    Grow up.
    erik... Im being totally serious. Take Jobe lyrical comments on this page (the last three) and string them together into a rap... I really want to hear it. Pretend they are your words to some poser.

    The beat of this should be something similar to Eminem criminal. This will be your best rap ever if you do it.
  • EpisodeEpisode Posts: 32,049 destroyer of motherfuckers
    edited September 2011
    No, not using a ghostwriter, especially when that ghostwriter is a crusty worthless old fuck whom I hate with every fiber of my being.
  • WakeOfAshesWakeOfAshes Posts: 21,665 destroyer of motherfuckers
    No, not using a ghostwriter, especially when that ghostwriter is a crusty worthless old fuck whom I hate with every fiber of my being.
    except his words are more real then the garbage you write. Believe it or not, I'd really like to see you get big. I'd like to see you on MTV... but no way you are getting there unless you change the focus of your raps. I think you have it in you to do it, just don't know if you have enough common sense to wake up and seize it.
  • drinkwine732drinkwine732 Posts: 20,418 destroyer of motherfuckers
    This is very funny.
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  • Jobe_Wan_KenobiJobe_Wan_Kenobi Posts: 19,574 moneytalker
    Yup, he mad. Well that's just too god damned bad.
    Now he hates me with every fiber he has
    Internet, Srs biz, sit back and laugh
    It's become quite clear you only spit bland raps
    Why don't you go to the bathroom and change your tampax?
    Kick back and relax, smoke a fat sack
    Let me know if you need the cash to pay for that
    Cuz they way the jelly be leakin
    I don't think you'll last to the weekend
    Mellow out, and calm your nerves
    Cuz all these raps are only soft served
    Tossed a slow pitch and you still struck out
    Should we play t ball or are you gettin the fuck out?
    Would you like to test your luck out?
    Either stand up or sit down and duck out
    If you ain't gonna battle then quit with the shit you've spitting up
    Or the next rap will be Jobe hittin em up
    Pass the god damn butter.
  • ZmbieFlavrdCupcakesZmbieFlavrdCupcakes Posts: 32,259 jayfacer
    The is the best shit I've seen
    Brian and jobe ftw
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  • streetsstreets Posts: 3,351 just the tip
    This is very funny.
  • Bottle_TreeBottle_Tree Posts: 7,166 just the tip
    This is very funny.
  • NolaFree810NolaFree810 Posts: 36,796 moneytalker
    Cuz all these raps are only soft served
    Tossed a slow pitch and you still struck out
    Should we play t ball or are you gettin the fuck out?

    lol ^:)^
  • FLATFLAT Posts: 60,700 spicy boy
    I'm Kenny George tall, can't make eye contact with me, all the haters, i can not see.
    You know my flow so good i never drop the ball. My rhymes are like riddles, yeah i puzzled you all.
    Now you sittin there frownin, you can't take my clownin' but this ain't the circus, its not all fun and games unless there's a purpose.
    I know i'll make it big with all my fresh flows, i'm even gonna throw some elbows.
    Gotta play dirty in the rap game today because all the topics, they never change.
    Fuck Bitches, get money. i've heard it done a million times sonny.
    Switch up your act before the shit gets funny.
    2:30am, never have an off switch, eating you for breakfast,lunch,and dinner; like a manwich.


    Drop bombs like nagasaki, on every rhyme you know i ain't sloppy
    I got the illest flow, because i am a bro, havin so much sex like a bunny, you know.
    No stopping me ima rise to the top, spin the top and hope it fuckin stops. If it don't welcome to my dream where i make the rules, you sittin there, you got a little drool.
    You're a toddler cryin to his mommy, sayin no one will ever stop me.
    I'm a preacher, listen to my sermon. Its got the whole mass churnin. Make the cross on my chest, i feel it burnin. I'm so high in the sky i'm your god, im the mod, errybody applaud.
    When i get famous you'll still be the lamest. my flow will put your's on a hiatus.

    I'm not making cracks at your Erik. I just can't sleep so i wanted to do this haha


    Another challenger enters, another will fall
    Cuz my flow is easily the illest of all
    Your flows are too light weight
    And envy is the reason why you hate
    Your too late, I'm out the gate,
    my time is now and I can't be late
    You may be good bit I'm great
    The biggest and hardest in all of the land
    My flow is so complex that you can't understand
    Haters on my dick but I don't give a damn
    This is my heart, my soul, my life I live it
    But the fake shit you spit is nothing but a gimmick
    Continue to rap about how I be rapping
    This style of rap is brain dead so I be napping
    You were gonna make it but what happened?



    ya your's are way better lol

  • Ace_Deputy_CheezeAce_Deputy_Cheeze Posts: 14,736 jayfacer
    This is very funny.
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  • TravisTravis Posts: 4,971 balls deep
    Jobe's Lyrics are some of the funniest shit on these baords......
    totally! If erik was down, I'd really love to hear erik rap something jobe writes.

    yes
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