WakeOfAshesPosts: 21,665destroyer of motherfuckers
its a little more specific, i hate babies. i'm guessing it would probably go away with my own kid past 2 or 3. i absolutely despise other peoples little pieces of shit that the parents have no control over. i wanna hit those parents with a baseball bat in the face.
So do most people (or at least dudes). your own child is different IMHO.
I just have to get shit taken care of first. Such as thyroid. Health, School, Kid.
I thought you said that shit would be taken care by the state if you got pregnant? (minus the school).
that is why shes not getting pregnant. i've been busting in that for over a year now on a regular basis, by all means she should have been pregnant already
You're half the fault cuz you do have low count so shut up. Stop putting all the blame on me. Maybe if you didnt' cum so much in 1 day, you'd have a higher count. You really, really, just pissed me off.
I just have to get shit taken care of first. Such as thyroid. Health, School, Kid.
I thought you said that shit would be taken care by the state if you got pregnant? (minus the school).
that is why shes not getting pregnant. i've been busting in that for over a year now on a regular basis, by all means she should have been pregnant already
You're half the fault cuz you do have low count so shut up. Stop putting all the blame on me. Maybe if you didnt' cum so much in 1 day, you'd have a higher count. You really, really, just pissed me off.
I just have to get shit taken care of first. Such as thyroid. Health, School, Kid.
I thought you said that shit would be taken care by the state if you got pregnant? (minus the school).
that is why shes not getting pregnant. i've been busting in that for over a year now on a regular basis, by all means she should have been pregnant already
You're half the fault cuz you do have low count so shut up. Stop putting all the blame on me. Maybe if you didnt' cum so much in 1 day, you'd have a higher count. You really, really, just pissed me off.
the fuck lol
that's what i said
You were saying I was the fault for not getting prego when the doc advised you to cum twice a week and that would almost guarantee a pregnancy. So don't say I'm all the fault.
i never did, your thyroid thing is fucking up your female balance though.
"that is why shes not getting pregnant. i've been busting in that for over a year now on a regular basis, by all means she should have been pregnant already"
WakeOfAshesPosts: 21,665destroyer of motherfuckers
You were saying I was the fault for not getting prego when the doc advised you to cum twice a week and that would almost guarantee a pregnancy. So don't say I'm all the fault.
this is true. If I hold out for a week.... oh man. watch out ladies B-)
You were saying I was the fault for not getting prego when the doc advised you to cum twice a week and that would almost guarantee a pregnancy. So don't say I'm all the fault.
this is true. If I hold out for a week.... oh man. watch out ladies B-)
Shane can't even hold off w/out cumming for longer than 2 days. Well 2 days is his record of all time. On average its more like an 18 hour record.
WakeOfAshesPosts: 21,665destroyer of motherfuckers
Guys can hold out that long? Then again I used to believe that if a guy got super horny it was possible to get "so horny it hurts" if they don't cum.
this is embarrassing, but I've told this story before so.... Once in college I decided I was not going to masturbate and I didnt have a girlfriend. I lasted like maybe 6-8 days with no masturbation and no wet dreams. Then I was taking a piss and then came at the end. I wasnt even hard and it just happened.
I talked to my doctor about it, and he was like "yeah... guys need to regulate themselves. and if you arent going to have sex or masterbate, then your dick will take care of it for you by wet dreams or what you experienced" (note - this isnt an exact quote. it is similar to what I remember him saying 15 years ago. )
I could easily go 3 days without. 5 is pushing the limits.
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"that is why shes not getting pregnant. i've been busting in that for over a year now on a regular basis, by all means she should have been pregnant already"
STFU
I talked to my doctor about it, and he was like "yeah... guys need to regulate themselves. and if you arent going to have sex or masterbate, then your dick will take care of it for you by wet dreams or what you experienced" (note - this isnt an exact quote. it is similar to what I remember him saying 15 years ago. )
I could easily go 3 days without. 5 is pushing the limits.
slave...get down and lick mah boots!