use Doug Benson's pick up line. "I'll bet you 5 dollars that i could stick my penis in your vagina without having sex with you......wait........i meant to say 20 dollars."
"That's another thing I love about metal, it's so fuckin' huge yet certain people don't even know it exists." - Rob Zombie
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I like this one better....
"Hey... I find you very attractive and was wondering if you would have sex with me for a million dollars." "A million dollars?" "Yes. 1 million US dollars paid up front" "Okay. I'll do it for a million" "oh wait... I don't have a million. How about 5 dollars?" "What sort of woman do you think I am?" "Honey, we already established that... now we are just haggling over the price"
"Hey... I find you very attractive and was wondering if you would have sex with me for a million dollars." "A million dollars?" "Yes. 1 million US dollars paid up front" "Okay. I'll do it for a million" "oh wait... I don't have a million. How about 5 dollars?" "What sort of woman do you think I am?" "Honey, we already established that... now we are just haggling over the price"
:-)) :-)) :-)) thats a good one, im gonna have to use it
"That's another thing I love about metal, it's so fuckin' huge yet certain people don't even know it exists." - Rob Zombie
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"Hey... I find you very attractive and was wondering if you would have sex with me for a million dollars."
"A million dollars?"
"Yes. 1 million US dollars paid up front"
"Okay. I'll do it for a million"
"oh wait... I don't have a million. How about 5 dollars?"
"What sort of woman do you think I am?"
"Honey, we already established that... now we are just haggling over the price"
"If i asked you to have sex with me would the answer to that question be the same as the answer to this question?"