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  • Stoned_CatzStoned_Catz Posts: 34,915 jayfacer
    people were willingly crucified


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    Willingly as in didn't fight back.
    d00d how u gonna fight back when y00z has a Legion of roman gaurds beatin y00z down... stfu and get out meh threadz
    IN PASSION HE JUST GIVES HIMSELF UP LIKE THE LITTLE BITCH HE IS
    HE COULD HAVE RUN AND AMASSED AN ARMY THEN CAME BACK AND WHOOP SOME ROMAN ASS
    BUT INSTEAD HE CHOOSE TO DIE LIKE A FAGOT CUNT OF A MAN
    d00d y00z know shit bout religion see Ezkiel prophasized the Son Of God would Die on the cross... thus jesus did everything to piss off Jewish Priests knowing theyd ask to have him crucified... Romans didnt want to crucify him Jews insisted.... Pilot washed his hands.... fukkin another thing.... Romans in that era a did not allow conqueror people the knowledge skills or allow them to have weapons the Jews would had been slaughtered which they were slaughtered by the Roman armies in 25 ad


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  • XenoXeno Posts: 21,041 master of ceremonies
    people were willingly crucified


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    Willingly as in didn't fight back.
    d00d how u gonna fight back when y00z has a Legion of roman gaurds beatin y00z down... stfu and get out meh threadz
    IN PASSION HE JUST GIVES HIMSELF UP LIKE THE LITTLE BITCH HE IS
    HE COULD HAVE RUN AND AMASSED AN ARMY THEN CAME BACK AND WHOOP SOME ROMAN ASS
    BUT INSTEAD HE CHOOSE TO DIE LIKE A FAGOT CUNT OF A MAN
    d00d y00z know shit bout religion see Ezkiel prophasized the Son Of God would Die on the cross... thus jesus did everything to piss off Jewish Priests knowing theyd ask to have him crucified... Romans didnt want to crucify him Jews insisted.... Pilot washed his hands.... fukkin another thing.... Romans in that era a did not allow conqueror people the knowledge skills or allow them to have weapons the Jews would had been slaughtered which they were slaughtered by the Roman armies in 25 ad
    The only person who didn't want to kill him was Pilot.
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  • Stoned_CatzStoned_Catz Posts: 34,915 jayfacer
    people were willingly crucified


    [-(
    Willingly as in didn't fight back.
    d00d how u gonna fight back when y00z has a Legion of roman gaurds beatin y00z down... stfu and get out meh threadz
    IN PASSION HE JUST GIVES HIMSELF UP LIKE THE LITTLE BITCH HE IS
    HE COULD HAVE RUN AND AMASSED AN ARMY THEN CAME BACK AND WHOOP SOME ROMAN ASS
    BUT INSTEAD HE CHOOSE TO DIE LIKE A FAGOT CUNT OF A MAN
    d00d y00z know shit bout religion see Ezkiel prophasized the Son Of God would Die on the cross... thus jesus did everything to piss off Jewish Priests knowing theyd ask to have him crucified... Romans didnt want to crucify him Jews insisted.... Pilot washed his hands.... fukkin another thing.... Romans in that era a did not allow conqueror people the knowledge skills or allow them to have weapons the Jews would had been slaughtered which they were slaughtered by the Roman armies in 25 ad
    The only person who didn't want to kill him was Pilot.
    d00d ure still stupid Harrod sent Jesus to pilot pilot sent jesus back to harrod niether wanted to crucify him... and abveously you havent read the Book Of Romans which clearly identafiys Roman Gaurds and people liked Jesus and liked his therories and eventually became the Roman Catholic Church y00z fukkin moronz


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  • GULCH_OF_ROTGULCH_OF_ROT Posts: 5,795 salt miner
    WHO WROTE THE BIBLE?
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  • Stoned_CatzStoned_Catz Posts: 34,915 jayfacer
    edited May 2011
    WHO WROTE THE BIBLE?
    Mosis, David ..... and John


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  • GULCH_OF_ROTGULCH_OF_ROT Posts: 5,795 salt miner
    WHO WROTE THE BIBLE?
    Mosis, David ..... and John
    ARE THEY KINGS?
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  • Stoned_CatzStoned_Catz Posts: 34,915 jayfacer
    David was... Mosis the son of Pharoh... John was an apostle


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  • GULCH_OF_ROTGULCH_OF_ROT Posts: 5,795 salt miner
    David was... Mosis the son of Pharoh... John was an apostle
    SO THEY WERE RULERS OF SOME NATURE?
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  • WakeOfAshesWakeOfAshes Posts: 21,665 destroyer of motherfuckers
    WHO WROTE THE BIBLE?
    Mosis, David ..... and John
    and many others.
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  • Stoned_CatzStoned_Catz Posts: 34,915 jayfacer
    David Ruled the Isrealites as did Mosis .... John was a Deciple of Christ


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  • GULCH_OF_ROTGULCH_OF_ROT Posts: 5,795 salt miner
    SO WHAT WOULD PREVENT THESE RULERS FROM WRITING WHAT EVER THEY THOUGHT WOULD WORK BEST TO CONTROL THE MASSES?

    LIES IN PARTICULAR LIES ABOUT A PARADISE AND A BURNING INFERNO
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  • Stoned_CatzStoned_Catz Posts: 34,915 jayfacer
    WHO WROTE THE BIBLE?
    Mosis, David ..... and John
    and many others.
    The King James version has three Authors who basically adopted other written hebrew known as the Dead Sea Scrolls which the author is a mystery


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  • GULCH_OF_ROTGULCH_OF_ROT Posts: 5,795 salt miner
    WHO WROTE THE BIBLE?
    Mosis, David ..... and John
    and many others.
    The King James version has three Authors who basically adopted other written hebrew known as the Dead Sea Scrolls which the author is a mystery
    SOUNDS A BIT HOOKEY
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  • Stoned_CatzStoned_Catz Posts: 34,915 jayfacer
    SO WHAT WOULD PREVENT THESE RULERS FROM WRITING WHAT EVER THEY THOUGHT WOULD WORK BEST TO CONTROL THE MASSES?

    LIES IN PARTICULAR LIES ABOUT A PARADISE AND A BURNING INFERNO
    thats true dood.... theroryretically you could say the Bible is a hoax but when you open it the chapters begin with who wrote it, and there are three authors


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  • Stoned_CatzStoned_Catz Posts: 34,915 jayfacer
    The new testament has accounts mathew Mark Luke and so on but John was the author of their accounts.... they each wrote their version of what they saw and John put it all together like a ghost writer


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  • GULCH_OF_ROTGULCH_OF_ROT Posts: 5,795 salt miner
    WONDER IF ANYTHING WAS LOST IN TRANSLATION OVER THE PAST FEW THOUSAND YEARS?
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  • WakeOfAshesWakeOfAshes Posts: 21,665 destroyer of motherfuckers
    ~40 is the correct answer.

    http://www.allabouttruth.org/how-many-people-wrote-the-bible-faq.htm
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  • Stoned_CatzStoned_Catz Posts: 34,915 jayfacer
    ~40 is the correct answer.

    http://www.allabouttruth.org/how-many-people-wrote-the-bible-faq.htm
    d00d open your bible there are three authors


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  • Stoned_CatzStoned_Catz Posts: 34,915 jayfacer
    besides Christians believe it was written by GOD ALMIGHTY!!!!!


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  • WakeOfAshesWakeOfAshes Posts: 21,665 destroyer of motherfuckers


    d00d open your bible there are three authors
    no thanks. Read that piece of shit enough times. It's bad enough that my wife is on some religious tick and wants me to support her bs. It's funny because I don't think many Christians would be all that cool with her form of believing.

    All religions start out the same. "In the beginning, God created"... or "Assume God exists, then...". Problem is, I don't see any reason to assume something so absurd as their being some higher power that created everyone but likes to play hide and seek. the idea of God is actually more stupid then the idea of Santa.

    With enough financial resources, I think you could actually pull off the whole santa thing.
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