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Guru Posts: 2,089 juggalo

April 2011

if we are talking fucking, then 1 day, if we are talking beating it....then 1 hour..... like a bawse B-)
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SkullAndCrossbones Posts: 16,452 destroyer of motherfuckers

April 2011

over 25 years :O

"That's another thing I love about metal, it's so fuckin' huge yet certain people don't even know it exists." - Rob Zombie
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ZmbieFlavrdCupcakes Posts: 32,259 jayfacer

April 2011

itll be around 3 years in november
fuck my life

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LiveFreeDie Posts: 8,055 destroyer of motherfuckers

April 2011

I remember when I was younger and decided to use a bunch of vaseline this one time. Not thaaaat great. ~:>

Death is not the worst of evils. You can't be down, when you're always high.
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LiveFreeDie Posts: 8,055 destroyer of motherfuckers

April 2011 edited April 2011

So ladies... what do you use for toys? Please provide the appropriate detailed description.

Death is not the worst of evils. You can't be down, when you're always high.
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ZmbieFlavrdCupcakes Posts: 32,259 jayfacer

April 2011

itll be around 3 years in november
fuck my life
you gotta get it in guuuurrrrrl
17 days

:>
So ladies... what do you use for toys? Please provide the appropriate detailed description.
i dont use toys
im afraid ill get stretched out

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LiveFreeDie Posts: 8,055 destroyer of motherfuckers

April 2011

itll be around 3 years in november
fuck my life
you gotta get it in guuuurrrrrl
17 days

:>
So ladies... what do you use for toys? Please provide the appropriate detailed description.
i dont use toys
im afraid ill get stretched out

What about one of those finger vibrator things for the clit?

Death is not the worst of evils. You can't be down, when you're always high.
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ZmbieFlavrdCupcakes Posts: 32,259 jayfacer

April 2011 edited April 2011

hmm i might need to look into both of those

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LiveFreeDie Posts: 8,055 destroyer of motherfuckers

April 2011 edited April 2011

If you don't have an adult store around you i'm pretty sure ive seen the vibrator things at Spencers.

Death is not the worst of evils. You can't be down, when you're always high.
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ZmbieFlavrdCupcakes Posts: 32,259 jayfacer

April 2011

maybe me and alex will stop there

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ZmbieFlavrdCupcakes Posts: 32,259 jayfacer

April 2011

is it possible for a chick to not have a g spot?

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LiveFreeDie Posts: 8,055 destroyer of motherfuckers

April 2011

The first girl I was with gave me detailed instructions on the g-spot at young age... very informative.B-)

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ZmbieFlavrdCupcakes Posts: 32,259 jayfacer

April 2011 edited April 2011

:-S
im not completely sure i have one

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Bottle_Tree Posts: 7,166 just the tip

April 2011

:-S
im not completely sure i have one
You do, it just might be farther up than some girls. My bestie had a huge problem finding hers and just recently did. :-))

Poor thing never had an orgasm before until her current bf.

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ZmbieFlavrdCupcakes Posts: 32,259 jayfacer

April 2011

oh ive had orgasms, but mostly from clitoral stimulation
id rather buy one directly than somehow my parents getting theirs hands on the package so ill drop by spencers

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ZmbieFlavrdCupcakes Posts: 32,259 jayfacer

April 2011

yea ive never even heard about those around here

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HOODS Posts: 41,866 destroyer of motherfuckers

April 2011

:O :> :-j

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MenAreTrash Posts: 27,667 spicy boy

April 2011

@-)

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HOODS Posts: 41,866 destroyer of motherfuckers

April 2011

Slap you cant handle the vagina talks :-))

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MenAreTrash Posts: 27,667 spicy boy

April 2011

I'm still young and innocent.

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