The Official Masturbation Thread

Chicken_Fucker

This is an open thread for discussing all things masturbatory. Who or what you fapped to last night? Who or what you plan on fapping to later? How often or not often you fap?

Consider this the "trust tree" and nothing that is revealed in this thread will leave it.

Chicken_Fucker

Bottle_Tree

What did YOU fap to last night, CF?

Chicken_Fucker

I didnt last night, I got home too late, but I think the night before Britney did the trick for me ;-)

Chicken_Fucker

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6aIn79ukZXQ

sharing with the class

Bottle_Tree

I envy those who have an imagination when it comes to fapping. I wouldn't be able to fap to that or soft core porn.

Chicken_Fucker

I have learned to appreciate way more than just porn. I'm picky, but i'm not, if that makes sense.

Bottle_Tree

Eh, I'm REALLY picky with porn. I mean, don't get me wrong I have a whole sexy beautiful men folder but that is just for looking and admiring. :-))

Chicken_Fucker

I'm picky with the certain type of chick and the kind of scene actually. It can't be just "oh here's a porn I have to whack it". I am a bit picky, but it also doesnt have to be porn. If I think a chick is hot or sexy it can be just a music video or bikini pics or something.

I fear I may still be drunk from last night

Bottle_Tree

Oh noes! Uhhhh go drink some water?

Chicken_Fucker

pounding the coffee

Bottle_Tree

Samsies!

SkullAndCrossbones

primus, alro, and nola usually do the trick for me :-))

OPP

I like this thread

NolaFree810

have any of you people seen the new sites called like dare dorm or college rules, something like that. the videos are seriously awesome hot ass college girls gettin banged in there dorms. to me thats wayy better than fake ass porn stars

OPP

Meh. I like my porn dick free.

NolaFree810

fag

OPP

Bottle_Tree

But dicks are neat!

JLRedWing13

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HOODS

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