The Official Masturbation Thread

NolaFree810

i also hate it when the dude talks alot or thinks hes so funny etc. its like dude stfu im here to watch the chick not listen to your stupid ass

Guru

I want to know what love is. I want you to show me. 8-X

Episode

I hate when the guy is being a cheesy ass motherfucker.

OH YEA YOU LIKE THAT YOU FILTHY LITTLE FUCKING WHORE? YEA? YOU LIKE IT WHEN I FUCK YOU IN YOUR ASS YOU FILTHY WHORE?

STFU.

Razor_Shark

I hate when the guy is being a cheesy ass motherfucker.

OH YEA YOU LIKE THAT YOU FILTHY LITTLE FUCKING WHORE? YEA? YOU LIKE IT WHEN I FUCK YOU IN YOUR ASS YOU FILTHY WHORE?

STFU.

Exactly, I'm like "OF COURSE SHE LIKES IT YOU DUMBFUCK SHE IS MOANING LIKE A..... PORNSTAR"

Its_Meh_Chew

There is this porn movie about pirates that was actually a good movie that happened to have lots of tits.

lol, you prob watched the Showtime version. thats like missing 35 min of footage as its a real porn movie

Razor_Shark

There is this porn movie about pirates that was actually a good movie that happened to have lots of tits.

lol, you prob watched the Showtime version. thats like missing 35 min of footage as its a real porn movie

Ya, I know it was real porn, the comment "lots of tits" was a figure of speech.

Chicken_Fucker

Oddly enough I have not masturbated since I made this thread. I have had sex twice tho :-D

NolaFree810

Oddly enough I have not masturbated since I made this thread. I have had sex twice tho :-D

i made up for your lack of fapping to get back to our forum average

Guru

I hear that beat, I jump outta my seat. 8-X

Chicken_Fucker

I didn't fap all weekend :-<

Xeno

I haven't gone more than 2 days for about 3 years...

like a boss.

Chicken_Fucker

It only happened cuz I got laid a few times over the weekend. If it wasn't for that, I for sure would have kept it up.

Adam

SkullAndCrossbones

:-)) :-)) :-)) @ "procrasturbation"

Santana

:-)) :-)) :-)) @ "procrasturbation"

LOL


There have been times where I've done it at least once a day for about two weeks

JLRedWing13

time for some celebration masturbation. \:D/

@-)

SkullAndCrossbones

what you celebrating?

SkullAndCrossbones

ohhhh ok. continue with your masturbation :-))

Shane

time for some celebration masturbation. \:D/

Adam