If you died right now, how would you feel about your life? Eh, so-so. I've lived a decent life but there's so much I haven't done. Would you like to say a few words to mark the occasion? PIP PIP. You know why they put oxygen masks on planes? Fear tactic. Is that your blood? Negatron. Do you know what a duvet is? Yeah, it's something you put on a bed. First person that comes out this fucking door gets a... gets a *lead salad*, you understand? lolwat You want me to hit you? I'd rather you didn'ttttt... If you wake up at a different time in a different place, could you wake up as a different person? You could make up as every person. Did you know that if you mix equal parts of gasoline and frozen orange juice concentrate you can make napalm? ...I do now. *twiddles thumbs* Now a question of etiquette; as I pass, do I give you the ass or the crotch...? Neither, you climb across the tops of the seat in front of me.
drinkwine732Posts: 20,418destroyer of motherfuckers
If you died right now, how would you feel about your life? I've done a lot in 18 years. I'd be satisfied. Would you like to say a few words to mark the occasion? No. You know why they put oxygen masks on planes? To calm down the passengers who are inevitably going to die. Oxygen gives euphoria. Is that your blood? Nobody makes me bleed my own blood. Do you know what a duvet is? Yes First person that comes out this fucking door gets a... gets a *lead salad*, you understand? _______________________ You want me to hit you? No. If you wake up at a different time in a different place, could you wake up as a different person? No, if you were a different person you wouldn't have the memories associated with your true self, making you not able to understand if the time or place is different. Locke's identity, read up on that shit. Did you know that if you mix equal parts of gasoline and frozen orange juice concentrate you can make napalm? No. Now a question of etiquette; as I pass, do I give you the ass or the crotch...? Whichever you feel is best, Tyler.
If you died right now, how would you feel about your life? Whatever. Would you like to say a few words to mark the occasion? Put a gun to my head and paint the wall with my brains. You know why they put oxygen masks on planes? To get you high, so it chills you out and you don't panic before you die. Is that your blood? Some of it, yeah. Do you know what a duvet is? No First person that comes out this fucking door gets a... gets a *lead salad*, you understand? YOU GUYS ARE OUT OF YOUR MIND YOUR POLICE OFFICERS!!! You want me to hit you? As hard as you can. If you wake up at a different time in a different place, could you wake up as a different person? You needed a way to change your life. You could not do this on your own. Did you know that if you mix equal parts of gasoline and frozen orange juice concentrate you can make napalm? :-" Now a question of etiquette; as I pass, do I give you the ass or the crotch...? If you are a girl, either or. If a guy, go out the window.
If you died right now, how would you feel about your life? Well, I haven't done much, but what I've done is good. Would you like to say a few words to mark the occasion? No You know why they put oxygen masks on planes? Because sometimes you need to take a few hits of oxygen Is that your blood? lolwut? Do you know what a duvet is? Nope First person that comes out this fucking door gets a... gets a *lead salad*, you understand? wat You want me to hit you? No thanks... If you wake up at a different time in a different place, could you wake up as a different person? Potentially Did you know that if you mix equal parts of gasoline and frozen orange juice concentrate you can make napalm? No, I did not Now a question of etiquette; as I pass, do I give you the ass or the crotch...? Crotch.
If you died right now, how would you feel about your life? Shitty. Didn't get to witness an Islanders Stanley Cup Championship Would you like to say a few words to mark the occasion? Go Islanders You know why they put oxygen masks on planes? To give you oxygen Is that your blood? idk Do you know what a duvet is? Nope First person that comes out this fucking door gets a... gets a *lead salad*, you understand? Yes You want me to hit you? No thanks... If you wake up at a different time in a different place, could you wake up as a different person? Potentially Did you know that if you mix equal parts of gasoline and frozen orange juice concentrate you can make napalm? No, I did not Now a question of etiquette; as I pass, do I give you the ass or the crotch...? ass
If you died right now, how would you feel about your life? i wasnt good enough Would you like to say a few words to mark the occasion? No You know why they put oxygen masks on planes? incase of air leaks Is that your blood? yes Do you know what a duvet is? like a blanket cover? First person that comes out this fucking door gets a... gets a *lead salad*, you understand? sure do You want me to hit you? go for it... but be willing to accept the consequences If you wake up at a different time in a different place, could you wake up as a different person? maybe...? Did you know that if you mix equal parts of gasoline and frozen orange juice concentrate you can make napalm? sweet... Now a question of etiquette; as I pass, do I give you the ass or the crotch...? depends who you are
If you died right now, how would you feel about your life? - I'd be dead so i wouldnt care Would you like to say a few words to mark the occasion? - Don't shake a baby You know why they put oxygen masks on planes? - In case of really bad farts Is that your blood? - no Do you know what a duvet is? - no First person that comes out this fucking door gets a... gets a *lead salad*, you understand? i think so You want me to hit you? - i'd rather you talk dirty to me ;-) If you wake up at a different time in a different place, could you wake up as a different person? - No Did you know that if you mix equal parts of gasoline and frozen orange juice concentrate you can make napalm? - no, but i must try Now a question of etiquette; as I pass, do I give you the ass or the crotch...? - ive wondered the same thing myself
"That's another thing I love about metal, it's so fuckin' huge yet certain people don't even know it exists." - Rob Zombie
If you died right now, how would you feel about your life? Whoops. Would you like to say a few words to mark the occasion? Nope. You know why they put oxygen masks on planes? Never been on a plane. Is that your blood? I doubt it. Do you know what a duvet is? Yep. First person that comes out this fucking door gets a... gets a *lead salad*, you understand? You want me to hit you? Nope. If you wake up at a different time in a different place, could you wake up as a different person? Maybe. Did you know that if you mix equal parts of gasoline and frozen orange juice concentrate you can make napalm? I do now. Now a question of etiquette; as I pass, do I give you the ass or the crotch...?
If you died right now, how would you feel about your life? i'd be fine with it, i've lived my life with no regrets Would you like to say a few words to mark the occasion? Hey Hey Hey Smoke Weed Everyday You know why they put oxygen masks on planes? i think its false sense of security thing to make the passengers feel like their safe and thus reducing panic Is that your blood? Blood screams the pain as they chop off her fingers Do you know what a duvet is? its a blanket or something First person that comes out this fucking door gets a... gets a *lead salad*, you understand? ummm yeah You want me to hit you? depends are you going to hit me with your fist or your car? If you wake up at a different time in a different place, could you wake up as a different person? i could be a viking!!!! Did you know that if you mix equal parts of gasoline and frozen orange juice concentrate you can make napalm? i did not, but i knew that you can make napalm from gasoline and styrofoam Now a question of etiquette; as I pass, do I give you the ass or the crotch...? i'm fine with either or
1. Last thing you masturbated to? - Underwear models on HSN :-)) 2. How many countries have you been to, and which ones? - 2, Bermuda and Italy (sicily) 3. How many different states have you been to, and which ones? (excluding the state you live in) - 3, NY, PA, and VT 4. Favorite non-metal/non-music related magazine? - Weird NJ 5. Your favorite ice cream flavor? - Chocolate chip mint 6. Your next concert? - so far its the mayhem fest but im gonna try and make it to the Otep tour in june 7. Do you shave your pubes? - No 8. Have you ever trimmed your pubes? - No 9. Have you ever dyed your pubes? - Yes, but it was with that spray on fake hair dye. and FYI it burns like hell if it drips on your balls :-)) 10. Do you prefer Dunkin Donuts or Starbucks coffee? - Starbucks - Grande White Chocolate Mocha B-)
"That's another thing I love about metal, it's so fuckin' huge yet certain people don't even know it exists." - Rob Zombie
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Would you like to say a few words to mark the occasion? PIP PIP.
You know why they put oxygen masks on planes? Fear tactic.
Is that your blood? Negatron.
Do you know what a duvet is? Yeah, it's something you put on a bed.
First person that comes out this fucking door gets a... gets a *lead salad*, you understand? lolwat
You want me to hit you? I'd rather you didn'ttttt...
If you wake up at a different time in a different place, could you wake up as a different person? You could make up as every person.
Did you know that if you mix equal parts of gasoline and frozen orange juice concentrate you can make napalm? ...I do now. *twiddles thumbs*
Now a question of etiquette; as I pass, do I give you the ass or the crotch...? Neither, you climb across the tops of the seat in front of me.
Would you like to say a few words to mark the occasion? No.
You know why they put oxygen masks on planes? To calm down the passengers who are inevitably going to die. Oxygen gives euphoria.
Is that your blood? Nobody makes me bleed my own blood.
Do you know what a duvet is? Yes
First person that comes out this fucking door gets a... gets a *lead salad*, you understand? _______________________
You want me to hit you? No.
If you wake up at a different time in a different place, could you wake up as a different person? No, if you were a different person you wouldn't have the memories associated with your true self, making you not able to understand if the time or place is different. Locke's identity, read up on that shit.
Did you know that if you mix equal parts of gasoline and frozen orange juice concentrate you can make napalm? No.
Now a question of etiquette; as I pass, do I give you the ass or the crotch...? Whichever you feel is best, Tyler.
Would you like to say a few words to mark the occasion? Put a gun to my head and paint the wall with my brains.
You know why they put oxygen masks on planes? To get you high, so it chills you out and you don't panic before you die.
Is that your blood? Some of it, yeah.
Do you know what a duvet is? No
First person that comes out this fucking door gets a... gets a *lead salad*, you understand? YOU GUYS ARE OUT OF YOUR MIND YOUR POLICE OFFICERS!!!
You want me to hit you? As hard as you can.
If you wake up at a different time in a different place, could you wake up as a different person? You needed a way to change your life. You could not do this on your own.
Did you know that if you mix equal parts of gasoline and frozen orange juice concentrate you can make napalm? :-"
Now a question of etiquette; as I pass, do I give you the ass or the crotch...? If you are a girl, either or. If a guy, go out the window.
Would you like to say a few words to mark the occasion? No
You know why they put oxygen masks on planes? Because sometimes you need to take a few hits of oxygen
Is that your blood? lolwut?
Do you know what a duvet is? Nope
First person that comes out this fucking door gets a... gets a *lead salad*, you understand? wat
You want me to hit you? No thanks...
If you wake up at a different time in a different place, could you wake up as a different person? Potentially
Did you know that if you mix equal parts of gasoline and frozen orange juice concentrate you can make napalm? No, I did not
Now a question of etiquette; as I pass, do I give you the ass or the crotch...? Crotch.
Don't give up, you can do itttttttt
Would you like to say a few words to mark the occasion? Go Islanders
You know why they put oxygen masks on planes? To give you oxygen
Is that your blood? idk
Do you know what a duvet is? Nope
First person that comes out this fucking door gets a... gets a *lead salad*, you understand? Yes
You want me to hit you? No thanks...
If you wake up at a different time in a different place, could you wake up as a different person? Potentially
Did you know that if you mix equal parts of gasoline and frozen orange juice concentrate you can make napalm? No, I did not
Now a question of etiquette; as I pass, do I give you the ass or the crotch...? ass
Would you like to say a few words to mark the occasion? No
You know why they put oxygen masks on planes? incase of air leaks
Is that your blood? yes
Do you know what a duvet is? like a blanket cover?
First person that comes out this fucking door gets a... gets a *lead salad*, you understand? sure do
You want me to hit you? go for it... but be willing to accept the consequences
If you wake up at a different time in a different place, could you wake up as a different person? maybe...?
Did you know that if you mix equal parts of gasoline and frozen orange juice concentrate you can make napalm? sweet...
Now a question of etiquette; as I pass, do I give you the ass or the crotch...? depends who you are
Would you like to say a few words to mark the occasion? what occasion?
You know why they put oxygen masks on planes? no idea?
Is that your blood? huh?
Do you know what a duvet is? nope
First person that comes out this fucking door gets a... gets a *lead salad*, you understand? no
You want me to hit you? 0 fucks
If you wake up at a different time in a different place, could you wake up as a different person? confused
Did you know that if you mix equal parts of gasoline and frozen orange juice concentrate you can make napalm? yes
Now a question of etiquette; as I pass, do I give you the ass or the crotch...? both
Would you like to say a few words to mark the occasion? - Don't shake a baby
You know why they put oxygen masks on planes? - In case of really bad farts
Is that your blood? - no
Do you know what a duvet is? - no
First person that comes out this fucking door gets a... gets a *lead salad*, you understand? i think so
You want me to hit you? - i'd rather you talk dirty to me ;-)
If you wake up at a different time in a different place, could you wake up as a different person? - No
Did you know that if you mix equal parts of gasoline and frozen orange juice concentrate you can make napalm? - no, but i must try
Now a question of etiquette; as I pass, do I give you the ass or the crotch...? - ive wondered the same thing myself
Would you like to say a few words to mark the occasion? Nope.
You know why they put oxygen masks on planes? Never been on a plane.
Is that your blood? I doubt it.
Do you know what a duvet is? Yep.
First person that comes out this fucking door gets a... gets a *lead salad*, you understand?
You want me to hit you? Nope.
If you wake up at a different time in a different place, could you wake up as a different person? Maybe.
Did you know that if you mix equal parts of gasoline and frozen orange juice concentrate you can make napalm? I do now.
Now a question of etiquette; as I pass, do I give you the ass or the crotch...?
Would you like to say a few words to mark the occasion? Hey Hey Hey Smoke Weed Everyday
You know why they put oxygen masks on planes? i think its false sense of security thing to make the passengers feel like their safe and thus reducing panic
Is that your blood? Blood screams the pain as they chop off her fingers
Do you know what a duvet is? its a blanket or something
First person that comes out this fucking door gets a... gets a *lead salad*, you understand? ummm yeah
You want me to hit you? depends are you going to hit me with your fist or your car?
If you wake up at a different time in a different place, could you wake up as a different person? i could be a viking!!!!
Did you know that if you mix equal parts of gasoline and frozen orange juice concentrate you can make napalm? i did not, but i knew that you can make napalm from gasoline and styrofoam
Now a question of etiquette; as I pass, do I give you the ass or the crotch...? i'm fine with either or
Would you like to say a few words to mark the occasion? -- "*Never Gonna Give You Up plays*
You know why they put oxygen masks on planes? -- Something to do with the oxygen levels/altitude. QUIT MAKING ME THINK
Is that your blood? -- These
Do you know what a duvet is? -- Questions
First person that comes out this fucking door gets a... gets a *lead salad*, you understand? -- Are
You want me to hit you? -- Fucking
If you wake up at a different time in a different place, could you wake up as a different person? -- Retarded
Did you know that if you mix equal parts of gasoline and frozen orange juice concentrate you can make napalm? -- As
Now a question of etiquette; as I pass, do I give you the ass or the crotch...? -- Hell
I thought Facefuck made these questions. I'm so sorry.....
In that case, I shall respond XD >:D<
Would you like to say a few words to mark the occasion? -- "*Never Gonna Give You Up plays*
You know why they put oxygen masks on planes? -- Something to do with the oxygen levels/altitude. QUIT MAKING ME THINK
Is that your blood? -- I do believe so.
Do you know what a duvet is? -- Just a blanket.
First person that comes out this fucking door gets a... gets a *lead salad*, you understand? -- Yes, ma'am.
You want me to hit you? -- Come at me bro.
If you wake up at a different time in a different place, could you wake up as a different person? -- Yes
Did you know that if you mix equal parts of gasoline and frozen orange juice concentrate you can make napalm? -- Nein!
Now a question of etiquette; as I pass, do I give you the ass or the crotch...? -- Crotch, biotch!
1. Last thing you masturbated to? - Underwear models on HSN :-))
2. How many countries have you been to, and which ones? - 2, Bermuda and Italy (sicily)
3. How many different states have you been to, and which ones? (excluding the state you live in) - 3, NY, PA, and VT
4. Favorite non-metal/non-music related magazine? - Weird NJ
5. Your favorite ice cream flavor? - Chocolate chip mint
6. Your next concert? - so far its the mayhem fest but im gonna try and make it to the Otep tour in june
7. Do you shave your pubes? - No
8. Have you ever trimmed your pubes? - No
9. Have you ever dyed your pubes? - Yes, but it was with that spray on fake hair dye. and FYI it burns like hell if it drips on your balls :-))
10. Do you prefer Dunkin Donuts or Starbucks coffee? - Starbucks - Grande White Chocolate Mocha B-)