WakeOfAshesPosts: 21,665destroyer of motherfuckers
edited May 2011
If you died right now, how would you feel about your life? job well done. Would you like to say a few words to mark the occasion? \m/ is all the words required. You know why they put oxygen masks on planes? yes, I saw fight club too. Is that your blood? Is it on my fist or your panties? Do you know what a duvet is? Yes. first sign that a guy might be gay First person that comes out this fucking door gets a... gets a *lead salad*, you understand? Yep... on board. You want me to hit you? Pa-lease. I've been baaaad If you wake up at a different time in a different place, could you wake up as a different person? No. Did you know that if you mix equal parts of gasoline and frozen orange juice concentrate you can make napalm? I didnt know that. I thought it was soap instead of OJ Now a question of etiquette; as I pass, do I give you the ass or the crotch...? If you are passing me, you give me the crotch
I'm pretty sure all these questions are from fight club :-))
If you died right now, how would you feel about your life? That I wasted 2 years of it at a dead end job. Would you like to say a few words to mark the occasion? dunno You know why they put oxygen masks on planes? dunno Is that your blood? Probably Do you know what a duvet is? sounds familiar First person that comes out this fucking door gets a... gets a *lead salad*, you understand? no You want me to hit you? no If you wake up at a different time in a different place, could you wake up as a different person? possibly Did you know that if you mix equal parts of gasoline and frozen orange juice concentrate you can make napalm? no Now a question of etiquette; as I pass, do I give you the ass or the crotch...? ...........
If you died right now, how would you feel about your life? Lame, I suck Would you like to say a few words to mark the occasion? No, I don't think many people would listen You know why they put oxygen masks on planes? Safety last Is that your blood? I dunno Do you know what a duvet is? Tyler Durden talks about one in Fight Club, not much more than that. First person that comes out this fucking door gets a... gets a *lead salad*, you understand? Shoot him You want me to hit you? As hard as you can If you wake up at a different time in a different place, could you wake up as a different person? If I leave here tomorrow........ Did you know that if you mix equal parts of gasoline and frozen orange juice concentrate you can make napalm? I knew this before I read Fight Club actually Now a question of etiquette; as I pass, do I give you the ass or the crotch...? Ass
If you died right now, how would you feel about your life? Even though it's been a tough year for me mentally after stopping drinking for so many years, I would be happy I died sober and was able to spend alot of time with friends this past year insted of constantly pounding booze. I would be dissapoint I was never a dad though.
Would you like to say a few words to mark the occasion? Praise the Lord and pass the ammunition...
You know why they put oxygen masks on planes? no idea... I guess so people dont pass out from hyperventalating?
Is that your blood? I bleed green.
Do you know what a duvet is? no
First person that comes out this fucking door gets a... gets a *lead salad*, you understand? @-)
You want me to hit you? yes, if I evern mention drinking again, right in the fucking face
If you wake up at a different time in a different place, could you wake up as a different person? no, i dont think so....
Did you know that if you mix equal parts of gasoline and frozen orange juice concentrate you can make napalm? nope
Now a question of etiquette; as I pass, do I give you the ass or the crotch...? pussae.
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Would you like to say a few words to mark the occasion? \m/ is all the words required.
You know why they put oxygen masks on planes? yes, I saw fight club too.
Is that your blood? Is it on my fist or your panties?
Do you know what a duvet is? Yes. first sign that a guy might be gay
First person that comes out this fucking door gets a... gets a *lead salad*, you understand? Yep... on board.
You want me to hit you? Pa-lease. I've been baaaad
If you wake up at a different time in a different place, could you wake up as a different person? No.
Did you know that if you mix equal parts of gasoline and frozen orange juice concentrate you can make napalm? I didnt know that. I thought it was soap instead of OJ
Now a question of etiquette; as I pass, do I give you the ass or the crotch...? If you are passing me, you give me the crotch
I'm pretty sure all these questions are from fight club :-))
Would you like to say a few words to mark the occasion? dunno
You know why they put oxygen masks on planes? dunno
Is that your blood? Probably
Do you know what a duvet is? sounds familiar
First person that comes out this fucking door gets a... gets a *lead salad*, you understand? no
You want me to hit you? no
If you wake up at a different time in a different place, could you wake up as a different person? possibly
Did you know that if you mix equal parts of gasoline and frozen orange juice concentrate you can make napalm? no
Now a question of etiquette; as I pass, do I give you the ass or the crotch...? ...........
Would you like to say a few words to mark the occasion? No, I don't think many people would listen
You know why they put oxygen masks on planes? Safety last
Is that your blood? I dunno
Do you know what a duvet is? Tyler Durden talks about one in Fight Club, not much more than that.
First person that comes out this fucking door gets a... gets a *lead salad*, you understand? Shoot him
You want me to hit you? As hard as you can
If you wake up at a different time in a different place, could you wake up as a different person? If I leave here tomorrow........
Did you know that if you mix equal parts of gasoline and frozen orange juice concentrate you can make napalm? I knew this before I read Fight Club actually
Now a question of etiquette; as I pass, do I give you the ass or the crotch...? Ass
Would you like to say a few words to mark the occasion? Praise the Lord and pass the ammunition...
You know why they put oxygen masks on planes? no idea... I guess so people dont pass out from hyperventalating?
Is that your blood? I bleed green.
Do you know what a duvet is? no
First person that comes out this fucking door gets a... gets a *lead salad*, you understand? @-)
You want me to hit you? yes, if I evern mention drinking again, right in the fucking face
If you wake up at a different time in a different place, could you wake up as a different person? no, i dont think so....
Did you know that if you mix equal parts of gasoline and frozen orange juice concentrate you can make napalm? nope
Now a question of etiquette; as I pass, do I give you the ass or the crotch...? pussae.
Just Dance
Just Dance
Just Dance
Just Dance
Just Dance
Just Dance
Just Dance
Just Dance
Just Dance
Poker Face
Just Dance
Just Dance
Just Dance
Just Dance
Just Dance
Just Dance
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