If by "thirstiest" you mean "most in need of a lemonade right now", you'd be right. If not, kill yourselves.
You know how Catholic Priest are always like "Homosexuality is a sin! All you fags are going to HELL!!!!" And then they go to their back chamber and are fucking alter boys or having gay relationships?
That's kinda like you. You are probably so vocal about not being thirsty that you are the thirstiest nigga on the board. you're virigin thirsty which is the worst kind.
Well I'm not
That logic is beyond stupid. Thats like as if I said "well you're so vocal against religion, you must be a closet orthadox jew".
Come out to Detroit, Wake and try that. We'll see how tough you are.
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch?
I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and
I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have
over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the
top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just
another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes
of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking
words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the
Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret
network of spies across the USA and your IP is
being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The
storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life.
You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you
in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not
only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to
the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it
to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the
continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy
retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon
you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t,
you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will
shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead,
kiddo.
If by "thirstiest" you mean "most in need of a lemonade right now", you'd be right. If not, kill yourselves.
You know how Catholic Priest are always like "Homosexuality is a sin! All you fags are going to HELL!!!!" And then they go to their back chamber and are fucking alter boys or having gay relationships?
That's kinda like you. You are probably so vocal about not being thirsty that you are the thirstiest nigga on the board. you're virigin thirsty which is the worst kind.
Well I'm not
That logic is beyond stupid. Thats like as if I said "well you're so vocal against religion, you must be a closet orthadox jew".
damn dude... uirate. You've totally convinced me now. Thirstist on the board
Like 3.10 no prob Erik no She wasn't very hot but easily the best girl I ever dated.. Honestly if she did it for me looks wise I'd prob be married lol like a day haha yeah distance by a hair its no secret prob Jeff
Who would win a scrap? Todd or Erik? They should rap battle
Have you ever pushed or hit a female? Hell no. Don't plan on it either.
What did your first girlfriend look like? average height and kinda pudgy with glasses. But she was really chill and had an insanely cute smile.
Longest you've gone without eating? 17 hours when I was hospitalized.
Have you ever been caught Masturbating? Yup. Brother walked in as I was finishing. I had my sheets over me. He knew what I was doing. So I looked him in the eye and finished like a boss.
How much you pay for gas in your area? 2.99 You ever sell drugs? Yuh Who would win a scrap? Todd or Erik? We all would Have you ever pushed or hit a female? I don't think so What did your first girlfriend look like? Blonde, green eyes Longest you've gone without eating? Like 3 days Have you ever been caught Masturbating? Not really Katia or Distance? Distance Which forumer secretly wants the cock? George Ugliest forumer ever? Me
WakeOfAshesPosts: 21,665destroyer of motherfuckers
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How much you pay for gas in your area? Something under 5/gal. I don't pay attention.
You ever sell drugs? Yeah, when I was kid. But just to friends and coworkers and shit.
Who would win a scrap? Todd or Erik? Probably Erik
Have you ever pushed or hit a female? No
What did your first girlfriend look like? She was pretty hot actually. 5'9, blond hair, long legs, natural 32D. When I asked her out I literally thought "No fucking way this girl says yes, but she's way too hot for me to live with the regret of not asking". When she was my gf, she told me guys never hit on her. I still think it's because she was so hot. She was crazy doe.
Longest you've gone without eating? Maybe a day
Have you ever been caught Masturbating? Not that I know of.
Katia or Distance? both :>
Which forumer secretly wants the cock? I dont really think anyone here is actually gay. Erik sure tries hard to come off gay though.
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That logic is beyond stupid. Thats like as if I said "well you're so vocal against religion, you must be a closet orthadox jew".
How much you pay for gas in your area?
You ever sell drugs?
Who would win a scrap? Todd or Erik?
Have you ever pushed or hit a female?
What did your first girlfriend look like?
Longest you've gone without eating?
Have you ever been caught Masturbating?
Katia or Distance?
Which forumer secretly wants the cock?
Ugliest forumer ever?
no
prob Erik
no
She wasn't very hot but easily the best girl I ever dated.. Honestly if she did it for me looks wise I'd prob be married lol
like a day
haha yeah
distance by a hair
its no secret
prob Jeff
You ever sell drugs? - no
Who would win a scrap? Todd or Erik? -
Have you ever pushed or hit a female? - No. But i'd have no objections.
What did your first girlfriend look like? - Idk. normal looking. Skinny with brown hair. Really tall. Nothing special.
Longest you've gone without eating? - a day
Have you ever been caught Masturbating? - :-?
Katia or Distance? - 0
Which forumer secretly wants the cock? - all of y'all
Ugliest forumer ever? - myself
You ever sell drugs? -- no
Who would win a scrap? Todd or Erik? -- erik
Have you ever pushed or hit a female? -- no
What did your first girlfriend look like? -- pretty good
Longest you've gone without eating? -- idk probably a day
Have you ever been caught Masturbating? -- no
Katia or Distance? -- the d
Which forumer secretly wants the cock? -- ff
Ugliest forumer ever? -- probably greg
You ever sell drugs? No
Who would win a scrap? Todd or Erik? lol, Erik I guess.
Have you ever pushed or hit a female? Push, yes. Hit, no.
What did your first girlfriend look like? She was decent.
Longest you've gone without eating? No clue.
Have you ever been caught Masturbating? Not that I'm aware of.
Katia or Distance? You can't go wrong either way.
Which forumer secretly wants the cock? I have my suspicions about a few. FF for sure.
Ugliest forumer ever? Prob MC. Dude's a mess. But, he seems to prefer it that way.
You ever sell drugs? high school
Who would win a scrap? Todd or Erik? prob Erik
Have you ever pushed or hit a female? never outside of playing around
What did your first girlfriend look like? No comment.
Longest you've gone without eating? 24 minutes.
Have you ever been caught Masturbating? Yup...
Katia or Distance? Katia
Which forumer secretly wants the cock? Me
Ugliest forumer ever? Congrats, Skully
2.99
You ever sell drugs?
Yuh
Who would win a scrap? Todd or Erik?
We all would
Have you ever pushed or hit a female?
I don't think so
What did your first girlfriend look like?
Blonde, green eyes
Longest you've gone without eating?
Like 3 days
Have you ever been caught Masturbating?
Not really
Katia or Distance?
Distance
Which forumer secretly wants the cock?
George
Ugliest forumer ever?
Me
You ever sell drugs? I almost sold Oxy to some kid in high school but he pussied out [-(
Who would win a scrap? Todd or Erik? Erik lifts so erik
Have you ever pushed or hit a female? In grade school
What did your first girlfriend look like? haha.......
Longest you've gone without eating? idk 12 hours or something
Have you ever been caught Masturbating? not in the act
Katia or Distance? depends on the day.
Which forumer secretly wants the cock? probably George
Ugliest forumer ever? gulch
How much you pay for gas in your area? $2.71.
You ever sell drugs? Little pot in high school.
Who would win a scrap? Todd or Erik? Erik.
Have you ever pushed or hit a female? Pushed, never hit.
What did your first girlfriend look like? She was pretty hot. Now she's a dr stackin chips...
Longest you've gone without eating? There's been times I went a few days.
Have you ever been caught Masturbating? Nah.
Katia or Distance? Katia.
Which forumer secretly wants the cock? Prolly Up, I could see hik fuckin a tranny. He got the gay in him.
Ugliest forumer ever?
How much you pay for gas in your area? Something under 5/gal. I don't pay attention.
You ever sell drugs? Yeah, when I was kid. But just to friends and coworkers and shit.
Who would win a scrap? Todd or Erik? Probably Erik
Have you ever pushed or hit a female? No
What did your first girlfriend look like? She was pretty hot actually. 5'9, blond hair, long legs, natural 32D. When I asked her out I literally thought "No fucking way this girl says yes, but she's way too hot for me to live with the regret of not asking". When she was my gf, she told me guys never hit on her. I still think it's because she was so hot. She was crazy doe.
Longest you've gone without eating? Maybe a day
Have you ever been caught Masturbating? Not that I know of.
Katia or Distance? both :>
Which forumer secretly wants the cock? I dont really think anyone here is actually gay. Erik sure tries hard to come off gay though.
Ugliest forumer ever? all with Neck tats.
- 3.40
You ever sell drugs?
- nah
Who would win a scrap? Todd or Erik?
- Erik easily
Have you ever pushed or hit a female?
- pushed not hit
What did your first girlfriend look like?
- blonde skater girl with big tits
Longest you've gone without eating?
- like 3 days
Have you ever been caught Masturbating?
- nah
Katia or Distance?
- Distance. Mexicans are dirty
Which forumer secretly wants the cock?
- facefuck
Ugliest forumer ever?
- Skully
- 2.80
You ever sell drugs?
- Literally once for my friend who was a drug dealer but not home at the time.
Who would win a scrap? Todd or Erik?
- Erik easily
Have you ever pushed or hit a female?
- Nah
What did your first girlfriend look like?
- Tall blonde that had glasses and a high voice.
Longest you've gone without eating?
- not more than a day and a half unless I was sick.
Have you ever been caught Masturbating?
- Not 100% sure but I believe so.
Katia or Distance?
- Katia
Which forumer secretly wants the cock?
- facefuck
Ugliest forumer ever?
- The Ben reveal pic though.