The Flyers should sign me to play wing. I'll take my signing loot out of the bank and hide it. I'll just go on the ice, two hand stick Crosby across the face, then stomp on his hand with my skate till his fingers are severed. I'd do 3-5 for that. When i get out, ill have a mil, And forever be beloved in Philly. They'd prolly build me a statue next to rocky.
They will write a book called " if you haven't seen my dick, now you have"
I swear if he was doing an autographs signing or something around the way, I'd sneak him. I'd prolly get fucked up real good by his security and entourage, but I'd make sure I laid a solid good hit on that simp.
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Disco Dan Bylsma and me
My son and Deryk Engelland
My son and Craig Adams
LETS GO PENS
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My son gettin Super Dupers signature
Me gettin Vokouns signature...Dude got some killer ink