The Flyers should sign me to play wing. I'll take my signing loot out of the bank and hide it. I'll just go on the ice, two hand stick Crosby across the face, then stomp on his hand with my skate till his fingers are severed. I'd do 3-5 for that. When i get out, ill have a mil, And forever be beloved in Philly. They'd prolly build me a statue next to rocky.
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R U KIDDING ME!?
INTENSE!
See you niggers next year I guess.