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Most awkward experience of your life?

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  • BrianBrian Posts: 17,611 destroyer of motherfuckers
    Yeah I know, the guy was Korean. What does that have to do with gays?
    Nothing, Will.
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  • OPPOPP Posts: 50,132 spicy boy
    I got a story for you guys... When I was 17 one of my first sexual experiences was with this chick, I would drive or to her house at like 1 am and she would sneak out of her house. I couldn't bring her back my my house, so we would find some place to go whether it be outside or whatever. So we went to this factory place in town and there was a picnic table near the building in the parking lot area so she laid on on it while I gave her oral. So I was working at it for about 15 min and I could of swore I heard a door open somewhere around us, but I wasn't sure and wasn't going to stop for nothing ha.

    Then a few minutes later a cops drives up and puts the light right on us as she is laying on the table with my head between her legs. So she gets of the top of the table quickly and just sat down next to me. Cop is just kinda looking at us and asks us "what are you doing?" I respond "talking". He says "Yeah, well this is private property and you two should do your talking else where. But just the way he said the word "talking" he definitely saw us and knew what he just stumbled upon.
    That almost fucking happened to me. I was scared shitless XD
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  • SantanaSantana Posts: 16,743 juggalo
    I got a story for you guys... When I was 17 one of my first sexual experiences was with this chick, I would drive or to her house at like 1 am and she would sneak out of her house. I couldn't bring her back my my house, so we would find some place to go whether it be outside or whatever. So we went to this factory place in town and there was a picnic table near the building in the parking lot area so she laid on on it while I gave her oral. So I was working at it for about 15 min and I could of swore I heard a door open somewhere around us, but I wasn't sure and wasn't going to stop for nothing ha.

    Then a few minutes later a cops drives up and puts the light right on us as she is laying on the table with my head between her legs. So she gets of the top of the table quickly and just sat down next to me. Cop is just kinda looking at us and asks us "what are you doing?" I respond "talking". He says "Yeah, well this is private property and you two should do your talking else where. But just the way he said the word "talking" he definitely saw us and knew what he just stumbled upon.
    That almost fucking happened to me. I was scared shitless XD
    Add me to the group
  • SantanaSantana Posts: 16,743 juggalo
    Yeah I know, the guy was Korean. What does that have to do with gays?
    Nothing, Will.
    Tell me mr broham
  • Its_Meh_ChewIts_Meh_Chew Posts: 7,380 just the tip
    I got a story for you guys... When I was 17 one of my first sexual experiences was with this chick, I would drive or to her house at like 1 am and she would sneak out of her house. I couldn't bring her back my my house, so we would find some place to go whether it be outside or whatever. So we went to this factory place in town and there was a picnic table near the building in the parking lot area so she laid on on it while I gave her oral. So I was working at it for about 15 min and I could of swore I heard a door open somewhere around us, but I wasn't sure and wasn't going to stop for nothing ha.

    Then a few minutes later a cops drives up and puts the light right on us as she is laying on the table with my head between her legs. So she gets of the top of the table quickly and just sat down next to me. Cop is just kinda looking at us and asks us "what are you doing?" I respond "talking". He says "Yeah, well this is private property and you two should do your talking else where. But just the way he said the word "talking" he definitely saw us and knew what he just stumbled upon.
    That almost fucking happened to me. I was scared shitless XD
    Add me to the group
    add me too (except the cops didn't show up)
  • SantanaSantana Posts: 16,743 juggalo
    Adults or parents?
  • BrianBrian Posts: 17,611 destroyer of motherfuckers
    Don't add me because I'm forever alone........

    For the time being.
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  • OPPOPP Posts: 50,132 spicy boy
    Don't add me because I'm forever alone........

    For the time being.
    Come to ASU for ten minutes on a Friday. I'll arrange something faster than you can say where's the banana.
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  • BrianBrian Posts: 17,611 destroyer of motherfuckers
    Lawl.

    I'll be on the next plane over.
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  • Its_Meh_ChewIts_Meh_Chew Posts: 7,380 just the tip
    Adults or parents?
    neither, meaning i fucked a chick on public property (a special needs school too) at like 1 in the morning
  • KridesBrideBrittKridesBrideBritt Posts: 25,781 jayfacer
    Don't add me because I'm forever alone........

    For the time being.
    Come to ASU for ten minutes on a Friday. I'll arrange something faster than you can say where's the banana.
    Same goes for RU...that place on a Friday night...wow.
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  • NecrothulhuNecrothulhu Posts: 33,444 master of ceremonies
    I got a story for you guys... When I was 17 one of my first sexual experiences was with this chick, I would drive or to her house at like 1 am and she would sneak out of her house. I couldn't bring her back my my house, so we would find some place to go whether it be outside or whatever. So we went to this factory place in town and there was a picnic table near the building in the parking lot area so she laid on on it while I gave her oral. So I was working at it for about 15 min and I could of swore I heard a door open somewhere around us, but I wasn't sure and wasn't going to stop for nothing ha.

    Then a few minutes later a cops drives up and puts the light right on us as she is laying on the table with my head between her legs. So she gets of the top of the table quickly and just sat down next to me. Cop is just kinda looking at us and asks us "what are you doing?" I respond "talking". He says "Yeah, well this is private property and you two should do your talking else where. But just the way he said the word "talking" he definitely saw us and knew what he just stumbled upon.
    That almost fucking happened to me. I was scared shitless XD
    Add me to the group
    Add me as well
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  • OPPOPP Posts: 50,132 spicy boy
    You just have to fill out this waiver saying that I'm not responsible for any STDs acquired during your visit.
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  • LiveFreeDieLiveFreeDie Posts: 8,055 destroyer of motherfuckers
    The other thing that sucked about that night was the cop followed us back to her house when I brought her home. So I never got the favor returned to me... that night. :-S
    Death is not the worst of evils. You can't be down, when you're always high.
  • SantanaSantana Posts: 16,743 juggalo
    Adults or parents?
    neither, meaning i fucked a chick on public property (a special needs school too) at like 1 in the morning
    This was me :O Then I laughed and went :-bd \:D/
  • BrianBrian Posts: 17,611 destroyer of motherfuckers
    GATOR'S BITCHES BEST BE WEARING JIMMIES
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  • OPPOPP Posts: 50,132 spicy boy
    GATOR'S BITCHES BEST BE WEARING JIMMIES
    The Other Guys.

    lol
    I love winning with women
  • SantanaSantana Posts: 16,743 juggalo
    I've almost been caught multiple times by my parents and her parents. She was a huge risk taker and if I didn't say no to some of the things she wanted to do, I would have no dick right now. Almost got caught by someone walking into the conference room at a library
  • NecrothulhuNecrothulhu Posts: 33,444 master of ceremonies
    I've been caught by my mom before
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  • NOCAPNOCAP Posts: 37,341 mod
    Reason why I don't fuck anyone outside.


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