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Most awkward experience of your life?

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  • Its_Meh_ChewIts_Meh_Chew Posts: 7,380 just the tip
    Why would you argue over that? That's nasty
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  • OPPOPP Posts: 50,132 spicy boy
    I've had a fuckton of awkward experiences in my life... most of which I prefer not to publically discuss. lol.

    Although one notable one was back in... like what... 1999 or something? Anyway, I was in summer school, and this kid and I were talking about something and I go "your mom" and he just gives me this watery eyed look. He goes "...my mom is dead actually." And I go "yeah right". That's when a mutual friend of ours whispers to me "No... dude... his mom actually died of cancer last month."
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  • SantanaSantana Posts: 16,743 juggalo
    I did that to my friend in 7th grade. I said your dad and he started crying and them someone told me his dad was dead....we're bros now
  • EpisodeEpisode Posts: 32,049 destroyer of motherfuckers
  • SantanaSantana Posts: 16,743 juggalo
    Oh penis you mean. Penis penis penis
  • EpisodeEpisode Posts: 32,049 destroyer of motherfuckers
    Oh penis you mean. Penis penis penis
    How much weed have you been smoking brah?

  • LiveFreeDieLiveFreeDie Posts: 8,055 destroyer of motherfuckers
    I've had a fuckton of awkward experiences in my life... most of which I prefer not to publically discuss. lol.

    Although one notable one was back in... like what... 1999 or something? Anyway, I was in summer school, and this kid and I were talking about something and I go "your mom" and he just gives me this watery eyed look. He goes "...my mom is dead actually." And I go "yeah right". That's when a mutual friend of ours whispers to me "No... dude... his mom actually died of cancer last month."
    My buddys mom passed away a few years ago. When I play Black Ops online with him about 70% of the time someone will say something about someone elses mother. It always makes me feel awkward knowing what I know about his mom when someone says something like that.
    Death is not the worst of evils. You can't be down, when you're always high.
  • Its_Meh_ChewIts_Meh_Chew Posts: 7,380 just the tip
    Oh penis you mean. Penis penis penis
    How much weed have you been smoking brah?

    i dont' think he smokes man
  • SantanaSantana Posts: 16,743 juggalo
    Oh penis you mean. Penis penis penis
    How much weed have you been smoking brah?

    I'm against the weedz man. They're infecting my garden and suffocating my flowers. I have to go digging up weedz like every friggin summer man. It's the balls
  • SantanaSantana Posts: 16,743 juggalo
    I've had a fuckton of awkward experiences in my life... most of which I prefer not to publically discuss. lol.

    Although one notable one was back in... like what... 1999 or something? Anyway, I was in summer school, and this kid and I were talking about something and I go "your mom" and he just gives me this watery eyed look. He goes "...my mom is dead actually." And I go "yeah right". That's when a mutual friend of ours whispers to me "No... dude... his mom actually died of cancer last month."
    My buddys mom passed away a few years ago. When I play Black Ops online with him about 70% of the time someone will say something about someone elses mother. It always makes me feel awkward knowing what I know about his mom when someone says something like that.
    Thats sort of like my friends and I, one is gay and 2 of the other's favorite insult, right ahead of retard, is faggot <_>
  • mrAPEmrAPE Posts: 39,476 moneytalker
    Lol I was known as an asshole all through middle school and high school. I had the same thing happen excprni added at the end she was a whore and deserved death. Not my greatest moment but it was a defense mechanism to get people to leave me alone.
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  • BrianBrian Posts: 17,611 destroyer of motherfuckers
    Ok, you basically just ruined the magic created by your beanie comment, Santana. Cut the "I'm so funny lol here's a line that will have you chuckling for days" shit.
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  • EpisodeEpisode Posts: 32,049 destroyer of motherfuckers
    I've had a fuckton of awkward experiences in my life... most of which I prefer not to publically discuss. lol.

    Although one notable one was back in... like what... 1999 or something? Anyway, I was in summer school, and this kid and I were talking about something and I go "your mom" and he just gives me this watery eyed look. He goes "...my mom is dead actually." And I go "yeah right". That's when a mutual friend of ours whispers to me "No... dude... his mom actually died of cancer last month."
    My buddys mom passed away a few years ago. When I play Black Ops online with him about 70% of the time someone will say something about someone elses mother. It always makes me feel awkward knowing what I know about his mom when someone says something like that.
    Thats sort of like my friends and I, one is gay and 2 of the other's favorite insult, right ahead of retard, is faggot <_>
    You can comfortably hang around a gay dude? I couldn't do it.

  • drinkwine732drinkwine732 Posts: 20,418 destroyer of motherfuckers
    You can comfortably hang around a gay dude? I couldn't do it.
    I don't know if you know it, but they're just like us humans.
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  • BrianBrian Posts: 17,611 destroyer of motherfuckers
    You can comfortably hang around a gay dude? I couldn't do it.

    Oh come the fuck on.
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  • BrianBrian Posts: 17,611 destroyer of motherfuckers
    You can comfortably hang around a gay dude? I couldn't do it.
    I don't know if you know it, but they're just like us humans.
    THAT'S WHY THEY'RE FUCKING SCUM
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  • mrAPEmrAPE Posts: 39,476 moneytalker
    Erik you must not be comfortable with your own sexuality.
    You tryin to be a hero fool? You wanna see badass mother fucker?! I'll show ya a badass!!!
  • OPPOPP Posts: 50,132 spicy boy
    rebel scum.
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  • SantanaSantana Posts: 16,743 juggalo
    Ok, you basically just ruined the magic created by your beanie comment, Santana. Cut the "I'm so funny lol here's a line that will have you chuckling for days" shit.
    :(
  • SantanaSantana Posts: 16,743 juggalo
    I've had a fuckton of awkward experiences in my life... most of which I prefer not to publically discuss. lol.

    Although one notable one was back in... like what... 1999 or something? Anyway, I was in summer school, and this kid and I were talking about something and I go "your mom" and he just gives me this watery eyed look. He goes "...my mom is dead actually." And I go "yeah right". That's when a mutual friend of ours whispers to me "No... dude... his mom actually died of cancer last month."
    My buddys mom passed away a few years ago. When I play Black Ops online with him about 70% of the time someone will say something about someone elses mother. It always makes me feel awkward knowing what I know about his mom when someone says something like that.
    Thats sort of like my friends and I, one is gay and 2 of the other's favorite insult, right ahead of retard, is faggot <_>
    You can comfortably hang around a gay dude? I couldn't do it.

    He's one of my best friends. Sadly he's going to Virginia tech next year, which if you don't know, is a great engineering school and that's like 4 hours from where we are now
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