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  • ShaneShane Posts: 15,229 balls deep
    Nigger assistance - Nigger Assistance is provided by our government for the Care, Feeding, Housing, & Medical Care for STUPID NIGGERS! that are too simpleminded to proved it for themselves. Most Niggers on assistance have lots of excuses on why they need Nigger Assistance refusing to acknowledge the truth. Niggers as a people tend to be lazy, and are easily influenced by taking the "Easy Way Out" of most things, and expect things to be handed to them. Example: The Gangsta, or Thug life is held in high regard by Niggers. After all ... it's much easier to steal or rob someone for something they WORKED for, ... instead of working and getting it for themselves. Also most popular Hip Hop and Rap songs glorify Drugs, Gangstas, Pimps, Ho's, Crime, and generally how to end up in prison or dead! (so what do you expect?) Today Niggers expect a free handout, this is why we have so many Nigger Assistance programs!
  • drinkwine732drinkwine732 Posts: 20,418 destroyer of motherfuckers
    Whenever I search my name, I keep getting redirected to the wikipedia page for Jesus.
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  • BrianBrian Posts: 17,611 destroyer of motherfuckers
    The name Brian is of Celtic origin and means; Strength and Honor. He is a very intelligent guy, who keeps his priorities straight and is extremely well rounded. Not only is he smart, but he is athletic, handsome, sexy, funny, and a great guy to hang out around. Trust me his somewhat klutzy personality can be funny when he plays the role/ He can often be very dramatic, in the good way. He is one of those guys that you can just share about anything with. He instantly just gains your trust. He is very reliable. Brian will always be there for a friend, no matter what the conditions. Brian is very creative and loves to contribute ideas. He has dreams of changing the world, and making it a better place for all to live. He is always true to who he is. He is a natural born leader, who can lead a group of people yet still have time for each individual. Only the lucky girls will get to be in a relationship with this guy, but anyone can be his friend.
    "Man isn't he dreamy. He is such a Brian."

    "That's my best bud right there. He is the greatest Brian ever."

    "Everyone bow down to the Brian."

    "Only a Brian can save all of humanity".

    "He just pulled a Brian."

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  • Ace_Deputy_CheezeAce_Deputy_Cheeze Posts: 14,736 jayfacer
    Danny: an amazing guy. a danny can be defined by 5 words; funny, cute, unique, impressive, & huggable. danny's are people you can't help but love. & who could turn down a danny?

    Daniel:This is a difficult name to define because it defies many boundaries of human perception, let alone various languages. One of the closest translations that experts give is God or many other variations of that general idea. Other definitions are thought to be: Tao Chi The Great Spirit Chuck Norris Energy Infinity Sublime ect Despite the fact that various names have been pinned to Daniel, its seems that all of the above examples (including that of God)cannot even withstand the magnitude of Daniel. The reason this name continues to elude even the brightest of human minds is that the idea of Daniel cannot possibly exist in a dimensional state. Daniel is so powerful, it defies all laws of this or any other universe. Recent studies have shown that people who have attempted to comprehend this name have either disappeared, died spontaneously, or driven themselves into a pertinent state of insanity and/or catatonia. One common belief is that Daniel is possibly the grounds on which everything and nothing is based. It seems to surpass the idea of infinity. Quantum physicists report that this Daniel is Everything and Nothing. It or He is said to have unexplainable connections with the String and Superstring Theories as Daniel resonates within every single layer of the multi-dimensional complex and yet still exists beyond that point which is where scientists have lost the trail. Various theologists and spiritual leaders believe that Daniel is one who is, as they say, "The Answer". All...

    Definition #4 on Danny says man-whore, lol.
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  • GULCH_OF_ROTGULCH_OF_ROT Posts: 5,795 salt miner
    OPRAH - A VILE BEAST WITH THE POWER AND GIRTH OF 100 MEN. THE OPRAH BEAST WAS BORN OF HEAVEN BUT REBELLED AGAINST A WEAK AND PATHETIC GOD. AFTER BEING CAST DOWN THE OPRAH FEED ON THE ABORTED FETUS OF THE HUMAN RACE. GROWING IN STRENGTH SHE BECAME A ICONIC TV PERSONALITY. OPRAH IS SLOWLY BUT SURELY PLOTTING THE ENSLAVEMENT OF MAN KIND. WITH THE LAUNCH OF THE OPRAH NETWORK SHE HOPES TO TURN ALL MEN INTO SPERM DISPENSERS AND ALL WOMAN INTO FETUS REFRIGERATORS SO SHE CAN CONSUME ENOUGH ABORTED FETUS TO THEN CHALLENGE THE CREATOR AND BECOME RULER OF THE KNOWN UNIVERSE.

    "OH SHIT THINGS ARE GETTING OPRAHED, AND I THINK WE ARE ALL GOING TO DIE"

    "ONCE WE WERE A HAPPY PEOPLE BUT THEN THE OPRAH CAME"

    "I THOUGHT NUCLEAR WAR WAS INHUMANE THEN I WATCHED THE OPRAH SHOW"
  • rammstein516rammstein516 Posts: 3,720 juggalo
    Nick - the most amazing person alive with a huge penis

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  • katiakatia Posts: 4,358 just the tip
    Katia
    1. A round, perfect, firm ass.

    2. A future supermodel.

    3. A russian girl

    A wild, kinky, fun, and sexy chick, who likes to make porn flicks and likes to strip dance.
  • katiakatia Posts: 4,358 just the tip
    "likes to strip dance" made me lol
  • rammstein516rammstein516 Posts: 3,720 juggalo
    Katia
    1. A round, perfect, firm ass.
    Well you are Latina.
  • TheDevilsDreadsTheDevilsDreads Posts: 1,625 just the tip
    Katia = Paula Abdul
  • katiakatia Posts: 4,358 just the tip
    Katia = Paula Abdul
    but i think shes ugly :(
  • TheDevilsDreadsTheDevilsDreads Posts: 1,625 just the tip
    OH well then Katia =/= Paula Abdul.

    I think we all need to get on Stickam for old times sake.
  • rammstein516rammstein516 Posts: 3,720 juggalo
    Katia = Ines Sainz
  • GazorpazorpfieldGazorpazorpfield Posts: 22,293 master of ceremonies
    "likes to strip dance" made me lol
    Lol...

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  • That_Guy_ArloThat_Guy_Arlo Posts: 14,026 master of ceremonies
    edited November 2010
    stickam brings lulz
    I never did join in on that :P
  • That_Guy_ArloThat_Guy_Arlo Posts: 14,026 master of ceremonies
  • XenoXeno Posts: 21,031 master of ceremonies
    Yeah she's pretty ugly...

    I hope to a nonexistant God that your sig isn't a pic of you.
  • GazorpazorpfieldGazorpazorpfield Posts: 22,293 master of ceremonies
    She is a he in the pic
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  • TheDevilsDreadsTheDevilsDreads Posts: 1,625 just the tip
    or is he a she in the pic?
  • That_Guy_ArloThat_Guy_Arlo Posts: 14,026 master of ceremonies
    He is most certainly a she.
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