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Erik - Poor excuse for a human being. Cant work because he is too lazy and likes to date trolls. He is now in love and soon will probably mate and create a lil ugly orc baby. Lives under a bridge and gets it from behind quite often.
Bianca -, A big stalker chick. A person who gets crazy obsessed with ex-boyfriends. Needs to learn to keep her mouth shut before she gets hurt. Also is a slut
Shane - another term for "sexy beast"
Scene - How to be Scene: First and foremost, your AIM/MSN screen name should be some rad song title and/or lyric. Remember, the more x's you have in it, the more scene you are. Next, go buy yourself some girl's jeans. Face it, the tighter your jeans are, the more scene you will be, and the more the hardcore kids will hate you for it. Try on a pair of jeans and find that you're a perfect woman's 2? Buy a woman's 0 and suck it in. After you buy your jeans, go straight to Hot Topic and buy every single band shirt they have. Even if you've never listened to the band, or worse, never head of them either. If people ask you about them, just say you like the "old stuff" and no one will ever know that you actually hate Norma Jean. Never buy anything larger than a Youth Medium. Ever. Dont forget to pick up a white leather belt on your way out! So, now you're dressed pretty scene, but how's your hair? Is it dyed black? Maybe with some bleach-blonde streaks? Do your bangs cover one of your eyes? If you answered no to any of these, shut up, grab a pair of scissors, and chop away. Never go and get your hair done, ALWAYS do it yourself. Good job. Now your hair is the sex. But, your look won't get you anywhere if you dont know how to dance. And by dance, I mean beat the crap out of people. First of all, you need to make sure you claim your space in the pit. As the band starts, push everyone back and scream something obscene. Then you need to start to pace the pit just so everyone knows that you can move in your pants. Pacing the pit involves doing a half walk-half skip across the room, while looking downwards and shaking your head. But dont mess up your hair. Then, when the time is right trust me, you'll know when throw your arm back and hopefully, you'll hit someone in the face. 5 scene points if his nose bleeds. Begin two-stepping. If you dont know how to two-step, you might as well leave and go practice in your living room in front of a mirror until you get it. Add some sweet floor-punches and a couple spin-kicks into the crowd, and you're set. Now for the pile up! As everyone runs up to the stage, make sure you go last so you can be that cool kid on top of the pile. If you dont know the words to the song, fake it, and hope that its just screaming. Your job is done. Stand in the middle of the floor, with your arms crossed and survey the scene. Good job scene. Good job. So you're offically labeled bunshole now that you've given a couple of people black eyes. That's ok, it's the point. Now that you're back home, go straight for your computer and immediately check your myspace. Get really pissed off when you dont have any friend requests, and get even more pissed off when no one has left you a comment in the 6 hours you werent home. Figure its because you havent updated your pictures in a couple of weeks and go take some more. Take about 80, but use the 2 most flattering ones. Remember, the more skin you show, or if you're sitting on the toilet, the more comments you will get. Go outside and have a cig break and redraw the black X's on your hands. Afterall, you ARE straightedge. Everyone KNOWS cigs dont count! Look up at the stars, sigh, and thank god that you're not emo. Even though you really are.
Bianca -, A big stalker chick. A person who gets crazy obsessed with ex-boyfriends. Needs to learn to keep her mouth shut before she gets hurt. Also is a slut
Shane - another term for "sexy beast"
Scene - How to be Scene: First and foremost, your AIM/MSN screen name should be some rad song title and/or lyric. Remember, the more x's you have in it, the more scene you are. Next, go buy yourself some girl's jeans. Face it, the tighter your jeans are, the more scene you will be, and the more the hardcore kids will hate you for it. Try on a pair of jeans and find that you're a perfect woman's 2? Buy a woman's 0 and suck it in. After you buy your jeans, go straight to Hot Topic and buy every single band shirt they have. Even if you've never listened to the band, or worse, never head of them either. If people ask you about them, just say you like the "old stuff" and no one will ever know that you actually hate Norma Jean. Never buy anything larger than a Youth Medium. Ever. Dont forget to pick up a white leather belt on your way out! So, now you're dressed pretty scene, but how's your hair? Is it dyed black? Maybe with some bleach-blonde streaks? Do your bangs cover one of your eyes? If you answered no to any of these, shut up, grab a pair of scissors, and chop away. Never go and get your hair done, ALWAYS do it yourself. Good job. Now your hair is the sex. But, your look won't get you anywhere if you dont know how to dance. And by dance, I mean beat the crap out of people. First of all, you need to make sure you claim your space in the pit. As the band starts, push everyone back and scream something obscene. Then you need to start to pace the pit just so everyone knows that you can move in your pants. Pacing the pit involves doing a half walk-half skip across the room, while looking downwards and shaking your head. But dont mess up your hair. Then, when the time is right trust me, you'll know when throw your arm back and hopefully, you'll hit someone in the face. 5 scene points if his nose bleeds. Begin two-stepping. If you dont know how to two-step, you might as well leave and go practice in your living room in front of a mirror until you get it. Add some sweet floor-punches and a couple spin-kicks into the crowd, and you're set. Now for the pile up! As everyone runs up to the stage, make sure you go last so you can be that cool kid on top of the pile. If you dont know the words to the song, fake it, and hope that its just screaming. Your job is done. Stand in the middle of the floor, with your arms crossed and survey the scene. Good job scene. Good job. So you're offically labeled bunshole now that you've given a couple of people black eyes. That's ok, it's the point. Now that you're back home, go straight for your computer and immediately check your myspace. Get really pissed off when you dont have any friend requests, and get even more pissed off when no one has left you a comment in the 6 hours you werent home. Figure its because you havent updated your pictures in a couple of weeks and go take some more. Take about 80, but use the 2 most flattering ones. Remember, the more skin you show, or if you're sitting on the toilet, the more comments you will get. Go outside and have a cig break and redraw the black X's on your hands. Afterall, you ARE straightedge. Everyone KNOWS cigs dont count! Look up at the stars, sigh, and thank god that you're not emo. Even though you really are.
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the coolest kid you will ever meet, he also has a fairly large dick. he is liked by everyone
LOL
1. The coolest guy in the world!
2. Penis
noun. Someone that is of extreme greatness. Often considered as a god in some religions. Also means cool.
Girl: yeah he is sooo Alex
he has a penis but has had a sex change and the only things left are the parts and the voice yet looks half man, half girl.
Thats right.
B-)
It felt like Julian was taking over my body.
I was having a wet dream thanks to Julian.
Have you ever experienced a Julian inside you?
Damn you are harder than a Julian!
I love my name.
Sean-used to define huge sarcastic assholes, that end up becoming amazingly sweet. Seans know exactly how to piss you off and then five seconds later have you cracking up. Huge jerks, but gotta love 'em.
That's pretty much me.
Boosh- Expression used by the X-ticles in the tv show "Frisky Dingo" to express awesomeness. Sometimes in intense cases it can even be modified to "BA-BA-BOOSH" and can be used in daily life during instances of pwnage or other extreme craziness.
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my brother's name is Sean and this is him O_O
-word used for guys that are full of hotness and are sexpots.
Leah
Verb;
To describe something of such superb standards it almost cannot be described by any word or sentence or onomatopoeia in the English language.
Oh man, look at that Leah!
She soooo sexy!!!!
1. YOUR GOD NOW
2. POWERFUL GOD LIKE CREATURE WITH BALLS THAT ARE EXTREMELY ROUGH AND RAPES DOLPHINS TO DEATH
3. THE OPPOSITE OF SETH ROGEN
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Masterdate - Going on a date by yourself. Going to the movies alone for example.
Homoflexible - I'm straight, but shit happens.
Bluewalls - Female version blue balls
Chuck - (n.) An anal rapist (v.) The act of getting raped in the ass, from either a person or something like a test
Charles - The sexiest thing one the freaking Earth. The fucking hottest person in the world.
They're mostly know more for their image than the actual music which is a MASSIVE stereotype of those in a deathcore band. Around 81% of their fan base is composed of fan-girls who don't listen to the music and more about Oli Sykes, their 'singer'. And no-one know about anyone else in the band. He screams like shit and it will pierce your ear-drums if he ever dares pig squeal. Those poser fake scene sluts call him 'hot', but 92% oof that come from the hair.