WakeOfAshesPosts: 21,665destroyer of motherfuckers
I guess I, deep down, am feeling a little confused. I mean, suddenly, you get married, and you're supposed to be this entirely different guy. I don't feel different. I mean, take yesterday for example. We were out at the Olive Garden for dinner, which was lovely. And uh, I happen to look over at a certain point during the meal and see a waitress taking an order, and I found myself wondering what color her underpants might be. Her panties. Uh, odds are they are probably basic white, cotton, underpants. But I sort of think well maybe they're silk panties, maybe it's a thong. Maybe it's something really cool that I don't even know about. You know, and uh, and I started feeling... what? what I thought we were in the trust tree in the nest, were we not?
WakeOfAshesPosts: 21,665destroyer of motherfuckers
True love is hard to find, sometimes you think you have true love and then you catch the early flight home from San Diego and a couple of nude people jump out of your bathroom blindfolded like a goddamn magic show ready to double team your girlfriend...
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what happened was winston was drunk (like usual) and some senator bitch was like
IF I WAS YOUR WIFE ID PUT ARSENIC IN YOUR TEA.
and he was all like
if you were my wife id drink it
roflpwned
you gonna play any metal at the reception?