This girl at work totally grabbed my ass on purpose, it made me feel like a fucking stud.
Primus gonna get it? :>
I dunno, the girl is cute, thinks I'm funny at least, but I find it kind of weird that I haven't been working here longer than 10 hours and I already have an admirer.
I dunno, the girl is cute, thinks I'm funny at least, but I find it kind of weird that I haven't been working here longer than 10 hours and I already have an admirer.
My first day was great, I stayed two hours late though and my manager said "What the fuck are you still doing here?" I thought I was being fired. I was there for 10 hours, 4 hours straight of doing dishes was crappy though, but not so bad. Lol I suck in so hard for my pics.
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but i only took home 3.
thief! Remind me never to invite you over.
they were given to me. I was told to take as many as i'd like, but i didnt have a record player yet.
well now that is a pretty important part of the story you left out... don't you think?
"Once I went into a bank. and I reached in my coat with my right hand, and then handed the teller a note with my left hand..... yadda yadda yadda.. I left with a shit ton of benjamin" "holy shit... you robbed a bank?" "huh? no. I withdrew it from my account. where'd you get that?"
What, so you thought that Mr Cheeze Head discreetly snuck three full length albums into his undies and wandered out of the house whistling innocently?
I was really just giving him a hard time for accidentally half the story.
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So last weekend I was walking with my family behind my house and we almost stepped on this... It was seriously the size of a cat. Couldnt have been more then a day or two old.
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That is what we said when we first saw it. When I took that pic, I was literally like 1 foot directly above it. We then became a little concerned... "Where's its mommy? Why did it leave the baby here?". Well we called a wildlife rescue and it was very educational. apparently this is the time of year that deer are born. When they are born they are completely scentless and so the mommy leaves the baby hidden in the day. The baby knows to sit there, and not move, and wait for mommy to come back at night with food. This way, predators wont be able to get the babies when they arent old enough to run from them.
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how was your first day? c:
And we get to see Combichrist on Thursday! \:D/
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