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  • StratophonyStratophony Posts: 9,212 just the tip
    4. Myth or Fact: Exercises like sit-ups or abdominal crunches can reduce the size of your stomach.

    Answer: Myth. "No exercise can change the size of an organ, but it can help burn the layers of fat that can accumulate on the outside of your body. Plus it can help tighten the muscles in the abdomen, the area of the body lying just south of the diaphragm, that houses the stomach and many other internal organs," says Moyad.

    Interestingly, the part of your "belly fat" that can do you the most harm may actually be the fat you don't see. It resides in the "omentum," a kind of internal sheet that lies over and around your internal organs.

    "People who are very overweight often have a lot of fat between their organs internally. In fact, in some instances, the liver can become so packed with fat you can develop a form of hepatitis, and in extreme cases, it can stop functioning altogether," says Levy. The good news: A healthy eating plan can not only help you shed the weight you can see, but also the internal fat layers you don't see.

    5. Myth or Fact: Foods that contain insoluble fiber (which does not dissolve in water) cause less gas and bloating than foods with soluble fiber (which does dissolve in water).

    Answer: Fact. According to Moyad, most folks are astounded to discover that what they perceived as a "gentler" form of fiber -- the soluble kind found in foods like oat bran, beans, peas, and citrus fruits -- can actually cause more gas and bloating than insoluble fiber, found in foods like whole-wheat bread, wheat cereals, cabbage, beets, and carrots. "It is true," says Moyad. "And the reason is that gas and bloating result from intestinal flora that is needed to digest soluble fiber." Since insoluble fiber is not digested at all -- it goes right through you -- there is no interaction with intestinal flora; consequently, no gas is formed.

    One caveat to keep in mind: While insoluble fiber won't give you gas, it can increase the frequency and size of bowel movements.

    6. Myth or Fact: One way to reduce acid reflux is to lose as little as 2 to 3 pounds.

    Answer: Fact. "The less acid that flows back up into your esophagus, the fewer problems you will have clearing it. And believe it or not, losing just 2 pounds of weight from the abdominal area can make a difference -- and pregnancy is about the best example of this," says Moyad. As the baby grows and pushes against the internal organs, heartburn increases; but once the baby is born and the pressure is relieved, the heartburn is, too. "In much the same way, losing even a little bit of belly fat can provide similar relief.

    The really good news: Moyad says most people lose weight in the belly area first, so you should see some positive results on your heartburn within a few weeks after starting a weight loss plan.
  • mrAPEmrAPE Posts: 39,476 moneytalker
    @-)
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  • RAZORRAZOR Posts: 7,664 jayfacer
    Maybe I'm just completely missing it, but I don't get how all that = chips and milk are a no no.
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  • MetalCoresadesMetalCoresades Posts: 57,993 spicy boy
    ^idk either
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  • Ace_Deputy_CheezeAce_Deputy_Cheeze Posts: 14,736 jayfacer
    edited April 2011
    lol, chips n milk. :bz :-bd
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  • StratophonyStratophony Posts: 9,212 just the tip
    Maybe I'm just completely missing it, but I don't get how all that = chips and milk are a no no.
    lawl...they're irrelevant.


    The chips n milk thing is just odd.... usually its chips and soda/beer/kool-aid.
  • mrAPEmrAPE Posts: 39,476 moneytalker
    I like chips n milk when I eat sammiches. Also I like to drink milk with spaghetti and pizza
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  • SkullAndCrossbonesSkullAndCrossbones Posts: 16,452 destroyer of motherfuckers
    chocolate milk is the shit
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  • SkullAndCrossbonesSkullAndCrossbones Posts: 16,452 destroyer of motherfuckers
    i wanna try breast milk
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  • Ace_Deputy_CheezeAce_Deputy_Cheeze Posts: 14,736 jayfacer
    I like chips n milk when I eat sammiches. Also I like to drink milk with spaghetti and pizza
    this
    cept for the spisgetti
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  • StratophonyStratophony Posts: 9,212 just the tip
    i wanna try breast milk
    i used to drink that all the time dude.... it's delicious!
  • SkullAndCrossbonesSkullAndCrossbones Posts: 16,452 destroyer of motherfuckers
    edited April 2011
    i wanna try breast milk
    i used to drink that all the time dude.... it's delicious!
    you didnt happen to be a baby at the time did you? :-)) :-))
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  • StratophonyStratophony Posts: 9,212 just the tip
    edited April 2011
  • SkullAndCrossbonesSkullAndCrossbones Posts: 16,452 destroyer of motherfuckers
    wtf, that doesnt count, man.
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  • SkullAndCrossbonesSkullAndCrossbones Posts: 16,452 destroyer of motherfuckers
    i need to find a pregnant woman and see if she'll let me have some
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  • mrAPEmrAPE Posts: 39,476 moneytalker
    I'm sure there will be plenty of trash watching godsmack at mayhem that will let you
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  • OPPOPP Posts: 50,132 spicy boy
    Well I got the job with the hippies... they recommend that I start on July 5th (even though I wanted the "immediate work" option.) I calculated and it looks like I'd be making about $1,800. They said $4,000-$6,000, but I think that's if you make a shit ton of good calls.

    Still looking towards the burger place, though. This is just a fallback option.
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  • RAZORRAZOR Posts: 7,664 jayfacer
    edited April 2011
    Congrats Alex, even if it's not exactly what you wanted. :P
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  • OPPOPP Posts: 50,132 spicy boy
    Haha thanks. I'll probably end up going to Habit Burger, but it's very nice to have this option in the back pocket.
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  • mrAPEmrAPE Posts: 39,476 moneytalker
    Don't spend all that money in one place sir
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