WakeOfAshesPosts: 21,665destroyer of motherfuckers
I can't wait to start tanning again. I just want to get a nice base. do you recommend any lotions?
My secret to a great tan: On the first really hot day of the year, I throw on a pair of shorts that are really too short to be wearing in public while maintaining the any degree of heterosexuality. I then proceed to mow the lawn with no lotion. When my skin starts looking like this:
I then proceed inside, throw on a shit load of aloe... drink a few of these
and then spend the next 2 weeks bitching about my worlds worst sun burn. after a week or two the burn turns into a good tan and I am set for the year.
speaking of tanning beds, I watched this lame porno a while ago where some girl was tanning naked and the dude was secretly filming her and he couldnt control himself so he went and confessed that he was filming her and then she said "so" and then they started fucking. it was funny because I dont think that would happen in a million years no matter how slutty the girl was or how attractive the dude was.
in final destination 3 these 2 chicks were tanning naked and then they got locked in their beds, the heat got cranked up and they started to cook alive. the movie sucked ass btw lol.
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speaking of tanning beds, I watched this lame porno a while ago where some girl was tanning naked and the dude was secretly filming her and he couldnt control himself so he went and confessed that he was filming her and then she said "so" and then they started fucking. it was funny because I dont think that would happen in a million years no matter how slutty the girl was or how attractive the dude was.
in final destination 3 these 2 chicks were tanning naked and then they got locked in their beds, the heat got cranked up and they started to cook alive. the movie sucked ass btw lol.
Oh god I wish I never watched that horrid piece of shit...
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I then proceed inside, throw on a shit load of aloe... drink a few of these
and then spend the next 2 weeks bitching about my worlds worst sun burn. after a week or two the burn turns into a good tan and I am set for the year.
it gets me spr affectionate and happy