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  • RAZORRAZOR Posts: 7,664 jayfacer
    I'm confused.
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    I'm confused.
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  • RAZORRAZOR Posts: 7,664 jayfacer
    D'awwwwwww!
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  • Razor_SharkRazor_Shark Posts: 12,604 balls deep
    I was being dumb, sorry, the tournament is looking good, once we get it done I will send it to you.
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  • OPPOPP Posts: 50,132 spicy boy
    I'm confused.
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    I love winning with women
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  • WakeOfAshesWakeOfAshes Posts: 21,665 destroyer of motherfuckers
    {Upload|7833} OMG Ke$ha replied to my tweet I sent to her!!!! I am shaking so bad right now. There is a God. My life is partially complete.
    what did you say to her?
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  • Morbid_PunishmentMorbid_Punishment Posts: 448 salt miner
    going to see marduk this summer and going to ceder poing with a bunch of my friends.

    and who cares about kesha, she's a dumbfuck.
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  • WakeOfAshesWakeOfAshes Posts: 21,665 destroyer of motherfuckers
    WOW! The official Mayhem board just made it so you can change your user icon!!!!!
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  • EpisodeEpisode Posts: 32,049 destroyer of motherfuckers
    LOL
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  • WakeOfAshesWakeOfAshes Posts: 21,665 destroyer of motherfuckers
    WOW! The official Mayhem board just made it so you can change your user icon!!!!!
    WOW!

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  • WakeOfAshesWakeOfAshes Posts: 21,665 destroyer of motherfuckers
    ahhhh tanning bed. so relaxing.
    speaking of tanning beds, I watched this lame porno a while ago where some girl was tanning naked and the dude was secretly filming her and he couldnt control himself so he went and confessed that he was filming her and then she said "so" and then they started fucking. it was funny because I dont think that would happen in a million years no matter how slutty the girl was or how attractive the dude was.
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  • WakeOfAshesWakeOfAshes Posts: 21,665 destroyer of motherfuckers


    just yankin yo chain :p

    :-D I wasnt really sad
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  • RAZORRAZOR Posts: 7,664 jayfacer
    Yo Wake, does anyone even go on the official forums anymore?
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  • WakeOfAshesWakeOfAshes Posts: 21,665 destroyer of motherfuckers
    Yo Wake, does anyone even go on the official forums anymore?
    yeah... there are a few. even a few from here. Rachelle recently dropped back in. Metalsslayer. slapguitar, smokebeer (goes by a different name)... its mostly dead but there is some life there. I am rarely active, but I still drop in from time to time.

    I havent seen prince lately.
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  • WakeOfAshesWakeOfAshes Posts: 21,665 destroyer of motherfuckers
    ahhhh tanning bed. so relaxing.
    speaking of tanning beds, I watched this lame porno a while ago where some girl was tanning naked and the dude was secretly filming her and he couldnt control himself so he went and confessed that he was filming her and then she said "so" and then they started fucking. it was funny because I dont think that would happen in a million years no matter how slutty the girl was or how attractive the dude was.
    hahahahahaha
    that's my worst nightmare. i would bust out the mace.
    Exactly! I don't think there is a girl alive that wouldnt be breaking out the mace and following that up with a lawsuit. It is funny how that makes a good porno though.... guys are dumb. They like to believe shit like that can happen.

    oh... but worst nightmare? Jeeze... I can think of a billion things that would be worst then this. creepy? yeah. perverted? yeah. but worst nightmare? really?
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  • WakeOfAshesWakeOfAshes Posts: 21,665 destroyer of motherfuckers
    i meann, it's my worst nightmare when i'm in there. the walls don't go all the way up to the ceiling so i'm always looking up there, as if someone could even get up that high without being obvious
    THAT was totally this porno!! the walls didnt go all the way up and the dude ran and grabbed his camera and went over the wall! lmfao.... he had a nice little step letter that allowed easy access to the "viewing area".

    the best part was
    "i've been filming you naked. "
    "so"
    "Im sorry I couldnt control myself your so hot"
    "thanks"
    (then they just start fucking)

    lol. funny shit.

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  • Chicken_FuckerChicken_Fucker Posts: 15,691 destroyer of motherfuckers
    why dont the walls go all the way up in tanning bed rooms?
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  • WakeOfAshesWakeOfAshes Posts: 21,665 destroyer of motherfuckers
    i think because it gets really hot
    ahhh... I didnt realize that was a common thing.
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  • MetalSSlayerMetalSSlayer Posts: 6,164 destroyer of motherfuckers
    Geico's "Is the pen mightier than the sword?" commercial.
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  • WakeOfAshesWakeOfAshes Posts: 21,665 destroyer of motherfuckers
    I think you two are right to be wary of this sort of shit... I'd think tanning places attract people who would be interested in this sort of thing. girls that tan are usually really hot. I've never been to one, but I've also never seen some 300 lb girl going for a quick tan.
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