YOU KNOW WHAT REALLY FLOATS MY BOAT

NOCAP

No one would go to Ohio if it wasn't for Cedar Point

Xeno

I love how every time state debates come up lance starts talking about fucking roller coasters lmao

Xeno

mrAPE said:

Kansas fuck that place worst drive I have ever made and had to suffer it many times 

Witchita is pretty cool

Stoned_Catz

BLACKPANTHER said:

No one would go to Ohio if it wasn't for Cedar Point

and drugs

Jobe_Wan_Kenobi

Driving in Kansas sucks because it's all flat land. Driving through Ohio sucks because the speed limits suck. The enforcement of them sucks even more.

Jobe_Wan_Kenobi

This fucking guy... he floats my boat. Sucks being poor. 

https://www.cnet.com/google-amp/news/elon-musk-tesla-roadster-thrusters-very-serious/

Jobe_Wan_Kenobi

Kicking myself in the ass for not trying to get a flamethrower from his Boring Company. Or talking my friends into getting one.

https://www.boringcompany.com/not-a-flamethrower/

MetalCoresades

I got band shirts incoming. 

That_Guy_Arlo

MetalSynthades said:

I got band shirts incoming. 

Gimmie one for free

mrAPE

I’ve been a fan since the beginning always repping your shit and buying merch the least you could do is send me a shirt. You owe me that 

MetalCoresades

mrAPE said:

I’ve been a fan since the beginning always repping your shit and buying merch the least you could do is send me a shirt. You owe me that 

I sent you some stickers : D 

mrAPE

Not enough 

Gnomez

^ its Front Hose Fishes dickface

...

Rochester NY.

SATAN

That’s where Wake lives 

...

Jobe_Wan_Kenobi

Gnomez said:

^ its Front Hose Fishes dickface

It's From those fishes. Trust me, I have the demo. And some stickers. But no Fishes tee. I've been a fan since the first ep.





..and inbetween lines of coke, I told him that I thought he was selling out...

Dime

3 girls bought me a drink tonight because they were impressed with me doing Moana for karoke. Got all three numbers \m/ let's see where this goes.

Dime

Fuck I'm the gay best friend aren't I?

Dime

My mom just asked me if I was drunk and I said only.slifhtly and she said promise to never do to again and I said that's gonna make when I go to the bar tomorrow awkaward ) fuck u I won't do what you told me