WakeOfAshesPosts: 21,665destroyer of motherfuckers
Got a haircut tonight... Girl cutting my hair was really hot. Long story short - we somehow got on the topic of my divorce and she is really into this conversation. Saying stuff like "Your ex is stupid. youre obviously really smart and have a great personality and are very cute... How's she walking away from someone like that?". Anyways so I'm enjoying to complements but I'm not stupid- I realize she's just trying to drum up a bigger tip... Right? She also tells me she has a BF and a 2 year old kid with him but that she is thinking of dumping him cause he has no job, is a loser, and isn't going anywhere...
After I pay, grab my coat, and am walking out the door she says "Hey, you forgot this". Walk back over thinking its a punch card or maybe her business card- nope- it was a note that said "call me" with her name and cell. \m/
Nope dude, It's legit. Divorce will probably be finalized before March. The lawyer is writing up the final separation agreement now, and I haven't lived at my house since Nov 30th.
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After I pay, grab my coat, and am walking out the door she says "Hey, you forgot this". Walk back over thinking its a punch card or maybe her business card- nope- it was a note that said "call me" with her name and cell. \m/
You know your ex wife was lame as fuck when you break up and start flying out of state for some pussy lol