I think I posted the story about my friend drunkenly looking for a hookup because his baby mama left him dry too long. So he goes to finds a girl, she's uglier than ugly and he uses a second fake name so save face for his go to fake name. He has to jerk off in her bathroom to get close enough, then busts after 4 pumps and blows it all over her sheets then gets up, says nice to meet you while running out and not giving her a chance to say anything.
It started out with a suspicious penile sore. "It could be anything" and jokes all around. Confidence as he jokes about herpes and his close call, telling the kids he's learned a lesson...don't sleep around. "At this point I'm sure it's not herpes" But then...it happens
"So another sore popped up. Yeah I'm thinking this is probably a bad sign"
then he kept trying to argue about how herpes isn't thaaaaat bad and most people only have a couple outbreaks if any. But the reply is alway "yeah but it's not...you know...As good as not having herpes"
The original story involved a condom, ripping it off and blowing on her sheets porno style. I accepted this as fact because he said she gave him a terrible blowjob. But he recently told the story not as if he were doing open mic and goes "so maybe pump one had a condom but somewhere in the midst of things, it ended with pump four not. It was the only way man, it was the only way."
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Anyway yeah guess who has herpes now
"So another sore popped up. Yeah I'm thinking this is probably a bad sign"
then he kept trying to argue about how herpes isn't thaaaaat bad and most people only have a couple outbreaks if any. But the reply is alway "yeah but it's not...you know...As good as not having herpes"
using the opportunity to get higher abv beers to get fuckt
left hand milk stout now, which I wouldnt normally have \m/