The original story involved a condom, ripping it off and blowing on her sheets porno style. I accepted this as fact because he said she gave him a terrible blowjob. But he recently told the story not as if he were doing open mic and goes "so maybe pump one had a condom but somewhere in the midst of things, it ended with pump four not. It was the only way man, it was the only way."
Would your friend by any chance be a member of the New England patriots?
No surprise, he told her. He just lied about how he got it. He told her that it's from a girl he was with during a time they split about two years ago...which is possible but not likely. Told him what he's doing is fucked up. you know how young couples break up and get back together repeatedly before ending for good meanwhile everybody knows it isn't going to last? They accidentally got pregnant in that first getting back together lol it's stupid for him to lie about all this when they just about hate eachother already. All he's doing is building a solid case for her eventual custody.
I think I posted the story about my friend drunkenly looking for a hookup because his baby mama left him dry too long. So he goes to finds a girl, she's uglier than ugly and he uses a second fake name so save face for his go to fake name. He has to jerk off in her bathroom to get close enough, then busts after 4 pumps and blows it all over her sheets then gets up, says nice to meet you while running out and not giving her a chance to say anything.
To everybody pointing out that it looks like man-ass...
I don't have a very big phone. Let's just say that pic looks very different between what's on my phone screen and what's blown up on my 17" laptop screen.
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I don't have a very big phone. Let's just say that pic looks very different between what's on my phone screen and what's blown up on my 17" laptop screen.