Honestly this is actually the first child of mine that I've ever planned We discussed what we wanted with our life, considered the financial impact of the decision, and then decided we wanted to have one more child. She is hoping for twins. Im fairly certain this will be my last, however Im going to wait until things go to plan before I make that decision final.
I remember I was scared shitless when my wife told me she was prego with our first child. I remember thinking "holy shit! how did this happen". Naturally I knew pull out method wasnt really the best method of BC, however i mean I honestly didnt think it would happen to me. I know that sounds stupid. My kids are pretty awesome though, so even though my current children werent planned prior to conception, they were never not wanted.
Was just getting some groceries, and this dude stopped me like "Ay how you been?". And I'm just like "Uh...sorry, I'm not remembering who you are...". Tells me he spotted me a couple times at the gym, then I remembered him, but he ain't been there in prolly over 3-4 months. So he tells me he's been lifting at home and got a bunch of equipment, then tells me I inspired him by watching me, and that he implemented some of "my" moves into his routine. One of them being rack chins, which aren't mine, but I'm literally the only one I've seen that does 'em at the gym. So he's showing me a bunch of videos on his phone of his home gym and self shot lifting videos like I'm some trainer. Then he sees my Mom is just standing there awkwardly, and he's like "Oh I'm sorry ma'am, is this your son? Kid works out like a beast.".
Idk, just felt good. Dude was acting like I was Arnold or some shit lmao.
I was riding the bus to the library today, and this attractive redhead gets on, and after a minute she takes off her jacket and i see she's wearing a Mastodon shirt. After we get off the bus i tell her "nice shirt", she said thanks and said she liked my Fleshgod Apocalypse shirt. After we got on the transfer bus I was listening to my ipod, and after a minute asks what I'm listening too, I tell her "The Ocean Collective, you?", and she replied "Intronaut".
found out straight from the horse's mouth that sailors with wax wings is not actually done \m/ \m/ \m/ \m/ \m/ \m/ \m/ \m/ \m/ \m/ \m/ \m/ \m/ \m/ \m/ \m/ \m/
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I remember I was scared shitless when my wife told me she was prego with our first child. I remember thinking "holy shit! how did this happen". Naturally I knew pull out method wasnt really the best method of BC, however i mean I honestly didnt think it would happen to me. I know that sounds stupid. My kids are pretty awesome though, so even though my current children werent planned prior to conception, they were never not wanted.
im a slow learner.
Idk, just felt good. Dude was acting like I was Arnold or some shit lmao.
Slap would have had a stroke on the spot.