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THE OFFICIAL ERIK VS. BIANCA THREAD

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  • cannibiscorpsecannibiscorpse Posts: 5,577 salt miner
    edited September 2010
    <fuck that song
  • Razor_SharkRazor_Shark Posts: 12,604 balls deep

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XQ7p623CBvI


    I wanna lock Betty Crocker in the kitchen
    And knock her upper during supper
    Clutter up her butter gutter
    Hostess Ding Dong wrapped an eggroll around my wong
    While Dolly Madison proceded to ping my pong
    Your Milky Way is M'n'M in your britches
    And I'll tell you Baby Ruth it looks mighty delicious
    Keep blowing my gum, cuz here I come
    I'm gonna get you all sticky with my Bubble Yum

    Knick knack paddywhack and give your dog a bone, baby

    I was givin' some head to some french bread
    It was a four course orgy on the spread of my bed
    French kissin' french fries in my Fruit of the Looms
    I get deeper penetration with a fork and a spoon

    I got yogurt meat loaf smeared all over my ass
    I stick my weiner in two buns and and then give it the gas
    Sour cream from my spleen into Levi jeans
    Gonna bust the seams with my refried beans

    Ronald McDonald just loves to be fondled
    With Big Mac he'll fuck it like a Chicken McNugget
    Colonel Sanders wants to goose Granny's loose caboose
    He's gonna give her a boost with that Kentucky fried juice
    Sooper doop poop scoop, loop de loop, chicken coop
    Shoot some hoop, top sirloin from the groin
    Topped with dick cheese, sneeze, wheeze,
    From the skeez disease, wooi!

    Take a dump, baby, squirt some gravy
    Pour some sugar on me, honey, make it brown & runny
    Give a little Flavor Flav, back from the grave
    Gonna burn some toast, pump some humpin' rump roast

    Knick knack paddywhack, jump in the sack, in fact
    Jerk the smack and crack Jack from the back
    Bananarama or ramabanana
    Fuckin' Barry Manilow on the Copa Cabana

    Squeeze me macaroni, slop your face with my bologna

    You gotta syphon the spinach, you gotta cream the corn
    Sperm scrambles the eggs and a meal is born
    Cookin' like a beginner, but I'm goin' up in her
    I had Fritos for lunch I'm havin' bush for dinner
    Chef Boyardee and the Three Muskateers
    Shove Charleston Chews in their rears like queers
    "Holy moly, guacamole!" said my Chips Ahoy
    I'm gonna pinch a ravioli on the Pillsbury dough boy

    Knick knack paddywhack and give your dog a boner, baby

    We came to pottie...we came to pottie down your throat
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  • MysteriousMysterious Posts: 941 salt miner
    You dont like Cypress Hill?
  • SantanaSantana Posts: 16,743 juggalo
    Under educated!
    Extra caffeinated!
    I just masturbated!
    Now I'm motivated!
    Can't live with us
    You can't live without us oooh
    I take it then I break it
    Then you write my paycheck
    HELL YES :D
    I think you and I might be the only ones who appreciate them lol :D
  • FIRENATHANIELHACKETTFIRENATHANIELHACKETT Posts: 35,453 spicy boy
    Yo VIP let's kick it

    Ice ice baby
    All right stop collaborate and listen
    Ice is back with my brand new invention
    Something grabs a hold of me tightly
    Flow like a harpoon daily and nightly
    Will it ever stop yo I don't know
    Turn off the lights and I'll glow
    To the extreme I rock a mic like a vandal
    Light up a stage and wax a chump like a candle
    Dance go rush to the speaker that booms
    I'm killing your brain like a poisonous mushroom
    Deadly when I play a dope melody
    Anything less than the best is a felony
    Love it or leave it you better gain weight
    You better hit bull's eye the kid don't play
    If there was a problem yo I'll solve it
    Check out the hook while my DJ revolves it

    Ice ice baby vanillla

    Now that the party is jumping
    With the bass kicked in and the vegas are pumpin'
    Quick to the point to the point no faking
    I'm cooking MC's like a pound of bacon
    Burning them if you ain't quick and nimble
    I go crazy when I hear a cymbal
    And a hi-hat with a souped up tempo
    I'm on a roll and it's time to go solo
    Rollin' in my 5.0
    With my rag-top down so my hair can blow
    The girlies on standby waving just to say hi
    Did you stop no I just drove by
    Kept on pursuing to the next stop
    I busted a left and I'm heading to the next block
    The block was dead
    Yo so I continued to A1A Beachfront Avenue
    Girls were hot wearing less than bikinis
    Rockman lovers driving Lamborghinis
    Jealous 'cause I'm out getting mine
    Shay with a guage and Vanilla with a nine
    Reading for the chumps on the wall
    The chumps acting ill because they're so full of eight balls
    Gunshots rang out like a bell
    I grabbed my nine all I heard were shells
    Falling on the concrete real fast
    Jumped in my car slammed on the gas
    Bumpet to bumper the avenue's packed
    I'm trying to get away before the jackers jack
    Police on the scene you know what I mean
    They passed me up confronted all the dope fiends
    If there was a problem yo I'll solve it
    Check out the hook while my DJ revolves it

    Take heed 'cause I'm a lyrical poet
    Miami's on the scene just in case you didn't know it
    My town that created all the bass sound
    Enough to shake and kick holes in the ground
    'Cause my style's like a chemical spill
    Feasible rhymes that you can vision and feel
    Conducted and formed
    This is a hell of a concept
    We make it hype and you want to step with this
    Shay plays on the fade slice like a ninja
    Cut like a razor blade so fast other DJs say damn
    If my rhyme was a drug I'd sell it by the gram
    Keep my composure when it's time to get loose
    Magnetized by the mic while I kick my juice
    If there was a problem yo I'll solve it
    Check out the hook while Shay revolves it

    Ice ice baby vanilla
    Ice ice baby (oh-oh) vanilla
    Ice ice baby vanilla
    Ice ice baby vanilla ice
    Yo man let's get out of here
    Word to your mother
    Ice ice baby too cold
    Ice ice baby too cold too cold
    Ice ice baby
  • sbs_willsbs_will Posts: 18,648 salt miner
    Under educated!
    Extra caffeinated!
    I just masturbated!
    Now I'm motivated!
    Can't live with us
    You can't live without us oooh
    I take it then I break it
    Then you write my paycheck
    HELL YES :D
    I think you and I might be the only ones who appreciate them lol :D
    I love MSI :D
  • sbs_willsbs_will Posts: 18,648 salt miner


    [Jurassic 5 together]
    Ayo, it's like this when the lord said "Let it be light"
    he also designated poetical brothers with mics
    For whoever had skills to possess the gift
    Combinated with the flavor and it goes like this...Tuna Fish!

    [Chali 2na]
    I'm amphibious, citizen with the lesson plan
    Cashier at the J5 concession stand (Akil!)

    [Akil]
    The militant steel with the peripheral
    Telegraphic skill bulid up crossfield (Mark 7even!)

    [Mark 7even]
    Fundamentalist brining my verbal gift
    My style is packed Quik like cocca in Swiss Miss (Zaakir!)

    [Zaakir]
    For the way my pen sticks to rhymes
    Cause a million party people, it's about that time

    [Jurassic 5]
    And together, we'll show you how to improvise
    Reminicent of the Wild Style '75
    Cause it's the brothers on the mic occupying the drums
    Taking four MC's and make them sound like one

    [Akil]
    I be the spark from the cannon, blaze the outstanding
    Tug of war, with the poor, rich, and scandlous
    Roadrunning bandit, race against advancment
    Style winds cause storms when I perform

    [Mark 7even]
    I'm a ?Parker John robot? and stomp your whole spot
    And beat you whole crew to a bunch of whole knots
    Dissect you from the inner then declare myself the winner
    Once the style clears, you'll be (real like Finner)

    [Chali 2na]
    One of the black your contractor
    Attacking your backdoor, you're trapped in my trash compactor
    Move back, whore, swingings before the trap door
    It's causin the capture of brothers who rap more

    [Zaakir]
    Yeah, check the shelling, rock niggas redder than watermelon
    The grief-stricken, rotated 20/20 vision
    Rap felon, hottest rebel with bad spelling
    I pitch shift with unprecedented sharpness

    [Jurassic 5]
    Distributor, local street corner contributor
    Word inhibitor, scientific positioner
    Rhythm commision be J's for real
    "He drives the corssfader like a cutmobile"

    We prepetrate the fake, the fraud, the phony
    Jurassic Masters of the Ceremony
    You came and saw right before your eyes
    In fact the old school flavor has survived, like this...

    (Instrumental breakdown)

    And together, we show you how to improvise
    Reminicent of the Wild Style '75
    Cause it's the brothers on the mic occupying the drums
    We taking four MC's and make 'em sound like one

    And together, we show you how to improvise
    Reminicent of the Wild Style '75
    So whoever bought the tape bring your butt right back
    Cause you never in your life heard a cut like that

    [Zaakir]
    Hey, we flip fast phonographs 45 records smash
    High was the forecast, ain't nothing they never had

    [Mark 7even]
    Make a move, never lose, competition quick to choose
    New styles, hot rhymes, guarenteed to blow your mind

    [Chali 2na]
    (Who is he?) The subtle ?? fanatic for unity
    Demonstratin the ghetto diplomatic immunity

    [Akil]
    Well I'm the style stimulist, sound photosynthesis
    Super with the sentences in the Latin centuries

    [Jurassic 5]
    And together, we'll show you how to improvise
    Reminicent of the Wild Style '75
    Cause it's the brothers on the mic occupying the drums
    Taking four MC's and make them sound like one

    And together, we'll show you how to improvise
    Reminicent of the Wild Style '75
    Cause it's the brothers on the mic in the place to be
    It's the J-U-R-A double S I-C
  • GazorpazorpfieldGazorpazorpfield Posts: 22,293 master of ceremonies
    I skipped pages to post here.
    Lyrics?
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  • sbs_willsbs_will Posts: 18,648 salt miner
    edited September 2010
  • MysteriousMysterious Posts: 941 salt miner
    So I just found out the only ICP song that I even remotely like is actually a semi-cover.



  • sbs_willsbs_will Posts: 18,648 salt miner
    God damn, this thread got derailed.
  • cannibiscorpsecannibiscorpse Posts: 5,577 salt miner
    I'm so proud of myself
  • sbs_willsbs_will Posts: 18,648 salt miner
    Congratualtions. I'm serious.
  • NOCAPNOCAP Posts: 37,305 mod
    Bunch of fucking posers


  • Razor_SharkRazor_Shark Posts: 12,604 balls deep

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iw7qS9OCAPc



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  • cannibiscorpsecannibiscorpse Posts: 5,577 salt miner
    Shut the fuck up negro. You can hardly troll anymore, you've been taken over bitch.
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