We were doing two-part melodic dictation (hearing a piece of music with two parts and writing it down) and we were doing minor keys
Professor: We're doing the key of e minor Kid next to me: That's my favorite minor Me: So you like minors, eh? Class: *erupts laughing* Professor: *srs face* I'd like for the crudeness level in the class to go down one notch Me: sry
Some scene chick on FB If they are your favorite band, you will put up with the toughest crowds when you see them. When I saw All Time Low at Warped, I was kicked in the back of the head several times, trampled by crowd surfers, elbowed, got pushed over because of the forming of mosh pits, kicked.....well, I almost died! BUT I REFUSED TO LEAVE THAT CROWD.
One of the bands that opened the 10 Years show called "The Last Place You'd Look", their singer has a monster beard, and so they gave out beard-sticks, which were cut out beards glued to popsicle sticks, anyways after the show we met the guitarist.
Me: Hey, you guys were awesome tonight. Guitarist: Thanks man, really appreciate it. Friend: I love the beard sticks btw. Guitarist: Yeah the crowds usually seem to like them. Friend: I saw this girl she took the beard stick and shoved it down by her vagina Other Girl who was standing there: You should have taken a picture. Friend: Yeah, it's a beard within a beard. Guitarist: It's the last placed you'd look.
Robert: I've been thinking. Paul: Yeah? Robert: Someone should write a book. Paul: Someone should write a fucking book, that's for sure. ........About what?
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"That's another thing I love about metal, it's so fuckin' huge yet certain people don't even know it exists." - Rob Zombie
When my friends and I were taking the light rail back, some guy was talking about how he had an incendiary device on him and he just started laughing.
Freaked all of us out. Had this been the middle of the day when more people were on board, he would have had his ass handed to him. Dude is lucky, but fuck him.
In my English class some stupid bitch was writing a paper on legalization of prostitution so the teacher used it as an example to the class for how to go about analysis and such.
Someone - But what would happen to the pimps? Girl - *completely serious* The pimps would go extinct Me - )
TUPAC IS DEAD/THE LEGEND IS GONE/THEY SAYIN TUPAC'S BACK?/DEM NIGGAS WRONG
I have this piece of paper sized micro cloth thing to clean laptops/phones. I look over and Marc has this thing on his head chillin' for a good few minutes.
Me: Why did you have that on your head? Marc: I wanted a bonnet
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Professor: We're doing the key of e minor
Kid next to me: That's my favorite minor
Me: So you like minors, eh?
Class: *erupts laughing*
Professor: *srs face* I'd like for the crudeness level in the class to go down one notch
Me: sry
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From Those Fishes - I Fingered An Old Bitch (i got Aids on my finger)
If they are your favorite band, you will put up with the toughest crowds when you see them. When I saw All Time Low at Warped, I was kicked in the back of the head several times, trampled by crowd surfers, elbowed, got pushed over because of the forming of mosh pits, kicked.....well, I almost died! BUT I REFUSED TO LEAVE THAT CROWD.
looool
Me: Hey, you guys were awesome tonight.
Guitarist: Thanks man, really appreciate it.
Friend: I love the beard sticks btw.
Guitarist: Yeah the crowds usually seem to like them.
Friend: I saw this girl she took the beard stick and shoved it down by her vagina
Other Girl who was standing there: You should have taken a picture.
Friend: Yeah, it's a beard within a beard.
Guitarist: It's the last placed you'd look.
Paul: Yeah?
Robert: Someone should write a book.
Paul: Someone should write a fucking book, that's for sure.
........About what?
Freaked all of us out. Had this been the middle of the day when more people were on board, he would have had his ass handed to him. Dude is lucky, but fuck him.
Someone - But what would happen to the pimps?
Girl - *completely serious* The pimps would go extinct
Me -
basically go all four years without ever checking a girl (family doesn't count) into your room.
made me lol
Me: Why did you have that on your head?
Marc: I wanted a bonnet