Post your favorite quotes that someone said something you said or something you overheard today

KridesBrideBritt

ZmbieFlavrdCupcakes said:

Britt about me eating raisinettes: i dont get raisins...they were once grapes...now theyre sad...

But they are sad.

Episode

Lol at me making the small dick lists. I'd embarrass most of you niggas.

FLAT

inb4abunchofdisagrees

Gnomez

Erik the donkey.....

Rex_Capone420

inaftermydickisbiggerthenyours

Rex_Capone420

Any one else lol at those "add 7 inches to your penis" adds? that shit is funny as hell...who the fuck needs 7 more inches lol what are we trying to kill a bitch )

Gnomez

:-\"

Rex_Capone420

also i only call them bitches cause i don't know there names individually

FLAT

Gnomez said:

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you ain't even impress you're wife

Gnomez

Would you believe this is a snake....

FLAT

you are a fucker

Gnomez

Is that a compliment?

MarcTheFallen

Beavis_Butthead said:

Gnomez said:

:-\"

you ain't even impress you're wife

your*

Rex_Capone420

In baseball, you have errors. In the NFL, you have the Browns


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SkullAndCrossbones

LOL at the last 5 pages of this thread

SkullAndCrossbones

Beavis_Butthead said:

so from what i gathered from this conversation is that rex has a lildikk

easily a top 3 freshest lildikk though

Rex_Capone420

B-) :-\"

Xeno

"Prolonged eye contact means SHE WANTS THE FUCKING DICK!!!"

MetalSSlayer

My parents talking about my sister:

Dad - I'm about to slap the shit out of your daughter.
Mom - Why?
Dad - Because she's a little bitch.

Gnomez