Any time my friends and I go on a trip that is longer than 40 miles and includes us being on the road past 12am, there will be a Denny's stop. This time around was just full of derps, and one friend who was at Denny's for the first time...and apparently any restaurant.
Friend: I'd like a Bacon Slamburger -Now for anyone who has never had a bacon slamburger, it in itself is a deadly challenge worth trying. It is a burger covered with hash browns, and egg, and bacon. Waitress: How do you want your egg? Friend: What do you mean? Waitress: Screambled..medium well..? Friend: what is medi...I don't know. Scrambled.
Other friend: I'd like a slamburger scrambled egg Waitress: Side? Other friend: Hash browns...but could you add onions and stuff Waitress: What kind of stuff? A...frying pan? Shaving cream?
Lea: Well...I woke up freezing to goddamn death because Shelby insists upon keeping the air on 68 all the time...Then I started walking to the bus stop, made it half way there, and then the goddamn bottom fell out. My textbook may be ruined beyond repair from all of the rain, and luckily I type all of my notes because those are ruined. What pisses me off the most is that I thought about driving my car and risking the ticket, and I pussied out.
Jacob: The bottom of what fell out? Your backpack? Shit...I'm sorry babe. That's awful. At least you did back up your notes. I'm sorry the last hour or so has been so crappy. =(
Lea: LOL. Babe, you just made my day without you even realizing it. I guess that must be a southern expression..lol. It basically means that "the bottom fell out of the sky" which is another way of saying "it started pouring rain."
Jacob: Oh...yeah I have definitely not heard that before. *facepalms self* Either way, I'm sorry. lol
and later...
Jacob: I feel so stupid for that derp about "the bottom falling out" earlier.
Lea: It's okay. It made me feel better. haha.
Jacob: Seriously though...I've never heard it used in that context...
Lea: Well what other context have you heard it used in?
Jacob: I guess talking about something falling suddenly from the sky...I dunno
me: alex, words cannot describe how much i love you and i wanna spend the rest of my life with you and have your babies...and thats it because if i say any more im gonna cry
On FB: "I've come to realize that the Facebook staff updating the layout is a lot like being raped. You hate it at first and long for the way things were ten minutes ago... but after a while, the only thing you can do is just accept that this is how it'll be." - Alex
me: alex, words cannot describe how much i love you and i wanna spend the rest of my life with you and have your babies...and thats it because if i say any more im gonna cry
number 1, it was a joke number 2, you know he doesnt even like you right? so you can stop kissing ass lol (sorry babe, but the little shit needs to be knocked down a bit)
Alex: Is it bad that I'm so hungry that I'm considering punching a tiny Mexican guy in the face and taking his m&m's? Me: Nope. Not bad at all. In fact, film it.
Alex: Is it bad that I'm so hungry that I'm considering punching a tiny Mexican guy in the face and taking his m&m's? Me: Nope. Not bad at all. In fact, film it.
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Friend: I'd like a Bacon Slamburger
-Now for anyone who has never had a bacon slamburger, it in itself is a deadly challenge worth trying. It is a burger covered with hash browns, and egg, and bacon.
Waitress: How do you want your egg?
Friend: What do you mean?
Waitress: Screambled..medium well..?
Friend: what is medi...I don't know. Scrambled.
Other friend: I'd like a slamburger scrambled egg
Waitress: Side?
Other friend: Hash browns...but could you add onions and stuff
Waitress: What kind of stuff? A...frying pan? Shaving cream?
Jacob: The bottom of what fell out? Your backpack? Shit...I'm sorry babe. That's awful. At least you did back up your notes. I'm sorry the last hour or so has been so crappy. =(
Lea: LOL. Babe, you just made my day without you even realizing it. I guess that must be a southern expression..lol. It basically means that "the bottom fell out of the sky" which is another way of saying "it started pouring rain."
Jacob: Oh...yeah I have definitely not heard that before. *facepalms self* Either way, I'm sorry. lol
and later...
Jacob: I feel so stupid for that derp about "the bottom falling out" earlier.
Lea: It's okay. It made me feel better. haha.
Jacob: Seriously though...I've never heard it used in that context...
Lea: Well what other context have you heard it used in?
Jacob: I guess talking about something falling suddenly from the sky...I dunno
Lea: Like rain...?
Jacob: ..............
alex: oh ok
me: thats all i get? an 'oh ok'?
alex: you have nice tits
me: -_-
Alex's idea of a deep, loving and meaningful conversation = you have REALLY nice tits
number 2, you know he doesnt even like you right? so you can stop kissing ass lol
(sorry babe, but the little shit needs to be knocked down a bit)
Me: Nope. Not bad at all. In fact, film it.