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  • Jobe_Wan_KenobiJobe_Wan_Kenobi Posts: 19,659 moneytalker
    I've never said this before but I agree with MC.

    Pack it up, the end is here.
    Pass the god damn butter.
  • MetalCoresadesMetalCoresades Posts: 58,039 spicy boy
    I've never said this before but I agree with MC.

    Pack it up, the end is here.
    With what? 
    Do You Like Hurting Other People?
  • Jobe_Wan_KenobiJobe_Wan_Kenobi Posts: 19,659 moneytalker
    Im sorry @Rex. Im glad youre happy. I project too much and need to shut up. 

    Pass the god damn butter.
  • SATANSATAN Posts: 25,951 spicy boy
    Niggaz be overthankin 
  • MetalCoresadesMetalCoresades Posts: 58,039 spicy boy
    SON said:
    Best sex I’ve ever had was with some chick who now has a kid with another dude. Did I win?
    Pillows cant have kids bro
    Do You Like Hurting Other People?
  • Jobe_Wan_KenobiJobe_Wan_Kenobi Posts: 19,659 moneytalker
    SON said:
    Best sex I’ve ever had was with some chick who now has a kid with another dude. Did I win?

    Strong victory.
    Pass the god damn butter.
  • ...... Posts: 31,548 master of ceremonies
    FF.


    If she is a good catch, milk it for everything it's worth and lay pipe by the mile. You have 3 months before her lease is up. Just take it day by day and see what builds over the next few weeks. It will go or it won't. Figure it out in August. You could be madly in love by then, or sick of each other. Time will tell.

    A girl and I once broke up with each other because she was moving to a new apartment. She never said where and I never asked lol.
    She's legit cool as fuck. She was a publicist for Metal Blade and Earache for four years or so. Dave Brockie was actually her roommate at one point, kinda weird but yeah. But even aside the music stuff, everything up to this point has been so much easier with her than anyone in the past. She does happen to be nearly six years older than I am, tho. (I'm 24, 25 in June. Her birthday is 10 days after mine). I have no intentions to stop seeing her, as we're going to a show on Saturday/staying over that night. And i get it dude, it's open, she's allowed to do whatever she wants, as am i. I say i'm okay with it now, but i may not be eventually.
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  • MetalCoresadesMetalCoresades Posts: 58,039 spicy boy
    FF is eskimo brothers with Brockie 
    Do You Like Hurting Other People?
  • Stoned_CatzStoned_Catz Posts: 34,915 jayfacer
    reads last two pages killzself


    [-(

    blue turbins

    From Those Fishes - I Fingered An Old Bitch (i got Aids on my finger)


  • OPPOPP Posts: 50,132 spicy boy
    edited May 2018
    "theres also a hole on the backside, but thats just for my birthday"

    =))))))))))
    I love winning with women
  • Jobe_Wan_KenobiJobe_Wan_Kenobi Posts: 19,659 moneytalker
    Jobe's PVC Pipe Toe Surgery



    >few weeks back
    >big toe nail gets ripped too close to the skin
    >just slightly ingrown 
    >lateral movement slightly painful
    >working outside today in sandal/slippers 
    >drilling holes in pvc pipes for adjustable awning canopy poles
    >pvc pipe rolls off table 
    >right on my toe 
    >lands just right to peel off a thick flap of toe skin
    >instant blood gusher 
    >think "shit, now it's really fucked"
    >wrap it up with paper towel and hockey tape
    >keep working
    >clean it up later 
    >flap was exactly where nail was digging in 
    >cut off the end of the skin flap
    >nail doesn't dig in anymore 
    >never tell me the odds 
    Pass the god damn butter.
  • ...... Posts: 31,548 master of ceremonies
    FF is eskimo brothers with Brockie 
    Nah he was married/head over heels with one of her good friends. Nita Strauss (basically her best friend) was also living with her at the time with her bf at the time, which was whatshisfick from Dragonforce. Not that any of that is relevant, I just find it funny for some reason. 
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  • ...... Posts: 31,548 master of ceremonies
    reads last two pages killzself
    Maybe God is real
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