Say Something Random (NSFW)

SATAN

Yeah, because we were dumb apes and gold was bright and shiny

Jobe_Wan_Kenobi

I'd invest in lead over gold. 

Stoned_Catz

dude lets get one thing straight there aint gonna be no Mad max book of eli fukkin aftermath wasteland with people trading water n food humankind on the face of earth will be extinct... mankind will end in deep space.

Jobe_Wan_Kenobi

This world is going out in a nuclear flash. Besides all the recent political unrest in our country, Pakistan and India been giving each other the stink eye for a long time now, both with a finger on the button. Somebody over there is gonna set it off eventually. 

Long term scenario... we fucked. 

FLAT

Good I don't want to get old

Stoned_Catz

yeah after seeing the graffiti the illuminati left in that Denver airport its obveously to me that theyll take the world out with them 

FLAT

:-?

Jobe_Wan_Kenobi

>see bosse's boss
>pretend not to
>walk away
>busted
>he wanted to talk
>no thanks, I'm busy
>he insists
>OK here we go 
>asks me if I'm OK
>says I seem angry
>just wanted A Pepsi Saturday's off
>tell him how it is
>told him family time isn't for sale for what they are paying me
>walked away 
>he says "have it your way Jobe"
>probably doesn't mean Saturday's off
>probably getting fired
>told Boss I'll be in town a few hours for dentist appt
>tell him text me if I gotta come clean out my locker 
>nothing yet
>to be continued

Jobe_Wan_Kenobi

I was already pissed off and hyped up and blaring some RATM in my headphones when I ran into him unexpectedly. 

FRRRREEEEEEDOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMM!!!!!
Yeah right.

I tried to walk away. I knew it wasn't gonna go well.
He insisted, then I figured fuck it. This shit has been a long time coming anyway. 

>also first shift guy in hospital right now 
>no"you're fired" texts yet

Stoned_Catz

so i get me a poptart out and read...



can u read that it said "this shiny foil will protect us from the aliens reading our minds"

dudez wtf?

Stoned_Catz

mothafukkin stressin me out um just tryin to eat a fukkin poptart nigga.!

Gnomez

Haven't seen Popsicle here for a few days now
Maybe his new girlfriend has banned him from coming here so they can spend quality time together and you know like....talk and stuff 

Stoned_Catz

he died from dikk rotten 

mrAPE

I'm still over here waiting to see how this jobe story plays out 

Gnomez

Jobe you're being sulky and petulant 
Grow up you neanderthal 
We all hate our jobs
Suck it up buttercup 
Your Mrs will kick your ass if you come home unemployed

Stoned_Catz

SATAN said:

Gold is mostly useless. In the future, resources like food and water will be currency

maybe to u and other fhagz but i bet i could raise an army with a ton pf gold bullion with the tards still money mad


SATAN said:

Yeah, because we were dumb apes and gold was bright and shiny

Xeno

Gnomez said:

Jobe you're being sulky and petulant 
Grow up you neanderthal 
We all hate our jobs
Suck it up buttercup 
Your Mrs will kick your ass if you come home unemployed

I thought jobe was divorced

Gnomez

He's about to be when he comes home without a job 

Stoned_Catz

the end will be a strong hold the last human strong hold will be like Dredd...  eating recycled food (japan has scientifically studied) from their own shit.... Judges Dredds enforcing a fukkt up society of degeneratives

Gnomez

Catz.....
I mean this in the nicest possible way....




























....shut the fuck up