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NolaFree810 Posts: 36,796 moneytalker

September 2015

Told y'all about Todd
what a little bitch

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Rex_Capone420 Posts: 69,939 spicy boy

September 2015

like seriously who gives a fuck if you have made stupid mistakes. We all have lol. whats the fun in making mistakes if your friends don't make fun of you for it.

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NolaFree810 Posts: 36,796 moneytalker

September 2015

Gucking with peoples FB isn't cool but making fun of shit here is all fair . Classic dbct

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Rex_Capone420 Posts: 69,939 spicy boy

September 2015

i mean pulling a picture of FB for here is what ever. But yeah doing bullshit on posts isn't cool

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Necrothulhu Posts: 33,444 master of ceremonies

September 2015

If you can't laugh at yourself or your situation/fuck up, you'll exhibit classic dbct and be a little bitch about it too.

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Tiger Posts: 2,116 balls deep

September 2015

Been a minute. I see nothing has changed...

The day you need a gun and don't have one, may be your last.
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Gnomez Posts: 17,552 master of ceremonies

September 2015

Hey @tiger wassup?

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Stoned_Catz Posts: 34,915 jayfacer

September 2015

Necrothulhu said:

If you can't laugh at yourself or your situation/fuck up, you'll exhibit classic dbct and be a little bitch about it too.

Can u still buttsechz even though pregos?

[-(
blue turbins
From Those Fishes - I Fingered An Old Bitch (i got Aids on my finger)

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Necrothulhu Posts: 33,444 master of ceremonies

September 2015

Buttsex wasn't even an option before that happened. Although since I found out we've only had sex twice, probably going to decrease in the future. Who knows hahahaha

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Dime Posts: 10,239 destroyer of motherfuckers

September 2015

Buttsex is always an option

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Stoned_Catz Posts: 34,915 jayfacer

September 2015

Necrothulhu said:

Buttsex wasn't even an option before that happened. Although since I found out we've only had sex twice, probably going to decrease in the future. Who knows hahahaha

U can fukk now without worrying though

[-(
blue turbins
From Those Fishes - I Fingered An Old Bitch (i got Aids on my finger)

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Necrothulhu Posts: 33,444 master of ceremonies

September 2015

It was attempted a few times, it caused me to basically cry. And only an inch (2 at the most) made it. So fuck all of that bs

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Stoned_Catz Posts: 34,915 jayfacer

September 2015

Necrothulhu said:

Although since I found out we've only had sex twice, probably

I remembered both times we did it I wanna to stick ure butt both times

[-(
blue turbins
From Those Fishes - I Fingered An Old Bitch (i got Aids on my finger)

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Stoned_Catz Posts: 34,915 jayfacer

September 2015

Necrothulhu said:

It was attempted a few times, it caused me to basically cry. And only an inch (2 at the most) made it. So fuck all of that bs

My penishead is 2 inches long so that just be the tipz

[-(
blue turbins
From Those Fishes - I Fingered An Old Bitch (i got Aids on my finger)

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Gnomez Posts: 17,552 master of ceremonies

September 2015

Mine is 2 inches...across the eye

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Gazorpazorpfield Posts: 22,293 master of ceremonies

September 2015

I like anal and everything but if the chick clearly does not want it or enjoy it at call it it makes me feel weird and I lose interest.

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SATAN Posts: 25,947 spicy boy

September 2015

Relevant:

http://funnyjunk.com/Jim+jefferies+on+anal+sex/funny-pictures/5279700/

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NOCAP Posts: 37,373 mod

September 2015

Just found out my girl's parents are racist as fuck. Ouch...

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MenAreTrash Posts: 27,667 spicy boy

September 2015

That's okay seeing as you're a white girl anyhow

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NOCAP Posts: 37,373 mod

September 2015

Are you still rocking the fake fro or have you finally realized that it's 2015?

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