You can buy something that looks and tastes like urine?
Uh pretty sure nobody's doing a taste test on that....
So why not just take a bottle of orange Gatorade and say that's urine?
How do they know if it's urine or not ?
Fake piss has uric acid and a bunch of other shit that real piss has. Plus it comes with a pouch that keeps it warm. Drug tests check the temperature so you're kinda fucked if you bring in old piss.
Oh okay that's interesting
And it's legal to buy?
Could you get like a months bulk supply from Costco!?
True story
Years ago we had a party at my house and the neighbour who was a solo mum came over
She was real ugly and she got pissed
My mate got pissed too and went back to her place (over the fence) and shagged her
In the morning he woke up and did a runner before she woke up and he left his underwear there
We told him to go back and get them and he's like "nah fuck that no way"
Later in the day she came over to see if he was around as she wanted to see him and we're like "nah he left ages ago".....even though he was hiding in our lounge.
She was fugly....a real howly-bag
Would really, really like to see Mumford & Sons in the Bonnaroo setting. Goddamn that would be fucking awesome. Wish they didn't have to cancel the first year I went.
Comments
howly-bag
or "fucking hammered"