fuck need to hook up with this chick, she said its been like 18 months since shes fucked. it was before her kid. Most likely tight like a virgin, but without all the hassle. :!!
>mfw her husband called me to tell me she was married
Just be thankful you didnt have the call where he tell you she's married, that he's into it, and would love if he could watch and jack off while you fuck her in the ass again.
Yeah, i was not expecting that call. It was weird. He was all "i know its not your fault, this isn't the first time. Just wanted to let you know" "Did you guys hook up?"
And im all like "she definitely cheated on you"
They broke up. and me and her hooked up for a while, but after that there was no way i was gonna let he latch on.
Yea. Sorry guys, even if you are older with more experience, taking relationship advice from a dude with a married woman, a guys who's been single for as long as I have, and a guy just waiting for his wife to kick it for dat life insurance doesnt sound like good advice.
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I got beer flavored Jelly Bellys for Christmas from "santa"... Im not sure what demographic beer flavored jelly Bellys fall into, but feel I should be slightly offended. They are tasty for sure, but dont think I dont know what's being said with this gift.
Yea. Sorry guys, even if you are older with more experience, taking relationship advice from a dude with a married woman, a guys who's been single for as long as I have, and a guy just waiting for his wife to kick it for dat life insurance doesnt sound like good advice.
I didn't give FF any relationship advice. That was Nola and Rex. I just told him don't hang out with people that aggravate you. That's general life advice unrelated to people you also might want to fuck if the opportunity presented itself.
Hey man, iv been there done that shit he's doing. Hell im kind of even doing it now. Only difference is i know from my past mistakes not to get emotionally invested if things go south like he is doing now. You guys are gonna realize how stupid you're eventually.
Then it was a poor joke, as the premise of your jokes wasn't even true. Should have saved that for when I do give relationship advice next, which I am sure will be soon enough. have more patience.
Hey man, iv been there done that shit he's doing. Hell im kind of even doing it now. Only difference is i know from my past mistakes not to get emotionally invested if things go south like he is doing now. You guys are gonna realize how stupid you're eventually.
Yeah man you're usually pretty spot.. Ida killed for advice like this when I was younger and had no idea what I was doing.. Little shits these days..
Then it was a poor joke, as the premise of your jokes wasn't even true. Should have saved that for when I do give relationship advice next, which I am sure will be soon enough. have more patience.
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fuck need to hook up with this chick, she said its been like 18 months since shes fucked. it was before her kid. Most likely tight like a virgin, but without all the hassle. :!!
And im all like "she definitely cheated on you"
They broke up. and me and her hooked up for a while, but after that there was no way i was gonna let he latch on.
probably. She had amazing tits.