Dude in my class rocks the gayest shit. Wears tons of glam tees like poison and Crüe, rocks dream theater and today I seem him wearing a fucking babymetal sweater dude needs to kh like yesterday.
Dude in my class rocks the gayest shit. Wears tons of glam tees like poison and Crüe, rocks dream theater and today I seem him wearing a fucking babymetal sweater dude needs to kh like yesterday.
Dude in my class rocks the gayest shit. Wears tons of glam tees like poison and Crüe, rocks dream theater and today I seem him wearing a fucking babymetal sweater dude needs to kh like yesterday.
Goddamn this girl loves me. One of her friends has a Hyacinth Macaw. Now before I get into this, Hyacinth Macaws have always been my favorite parrot, they're fucking beautiful, I always wanted one. But they cost upwards of 4 racks.
So her friend is moving and can't take it wit her and due to the urgency of how quickly she needs to get rid of it, she's giving it away. She offered it to my girl and she wants it, but she said fuck it and wants to give it to me cause she knows how much I love birds. A $4,000 bird, cage included, for fucking free. I gotta give it some thought cause parrots are a HUGE responsibility, but this would be near impossible to pass up. Plus my Mom loves birds and has been talkin bout gettin another one for a while now so I know it wouldn't be my sole responsibility, and I don't even have to ask for that help.
You have a few options.... a noose, self inflicted gun shot, swan dive off of a water tower etc. If your gonna do it though, do it with some style. Make a noose out of a very strong but thin wire. It needs to cut. Tie it up to a weighted pulley or a vehicle that will drive away. Right before you get ready to go through with it, superglue both hands to the top of your head.
It will look like you ripped your own head off to whoever finds you. Pretty sure that would make Erik happy.
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Double Ban pls
Ban Pls
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So her friend is moving and can't take it wit her and due to the urgency of how quickly she needs to get rid of it, she's giving it away. She offered it to my girl and she wants it, but she said fuck it and wants to give it to me cause she knows how much I love birds. A $4,000 bird, cage included, for fucking free. I gotta give it some thought cause parrots are a HUGE responsibility, but this would be near impossible to pass up. Plus my Mom loves birds and has been talkin bout gettin another one for a while now so I know it wouldn't be my sole responsibility, and I don't even have to ask for that help.