This girl working at desk had flowers. So she tells this awkward story to me and this other dude working desk about how this dude awkwardly gave her the flowers, but didnt say why, yadda yadda. And shes not remotely interested because "she cant allow relationships to happen in her life".
So she asks us "why would a guy get a girl flowers?" - because apparently she's too dumb to realize this dude has the hots for her.
Other dude says, "well, I'd get them for a girl im in a relationship with on like date night, or for a formal event like prom. Or id get them for my mother or sister on like mothers day or a birthday"
So she asks me, "Aaron why would you get a girl flowers?"
This girl working at desk had flowers. So she tells this awkward story to me and this other dude working desk about how this dude awkwardly gave her the flowers, but didnt say why, yadda yadda. And shes not remotely interested because "she cant allow relationships to happen in her life".
So she asks us "why would a guy get a girl flowers?" - because apparently she's too dumb to realize this dude has the hots for her.
Other dude says, "well, I'd get them for a girl im in a relationship with on like date night, or for a formal event like prom. Or id get them for my mother or sister on like mothers day or a birthday"
So she asks me, "Aaron why would you get a girl flowers?"
"Funeral"
)
I like the imagery there... Like she's a dead corpse, and so you go and kill some flowers and them lay them all together in a big corpse pile. Doesn't get much more metal than a corpse pile.
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So she asks us "why would a guy get a girl flowers?" - because apparently she's too dumb to realize this dude has the hots for her.
Other dude says, "well, I'd get them for a girl im in a relationship with on like date night, or for a formal event like prom. Or id get them for my mother or sister on like mothers day or a birthday"
So she asks me, "Aaron why would you get a girl flowers?"
"Funeral"
)
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