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  • NecrothulhuNecrothulhu Posts: 33,444 master of ceremonies
  • Stoned_CatzStoned_Catz Posts: 34,915 jayfacer
    um just sayinz id still nubz y00z too <):)


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  • drinkwine732drinkwine732 Posts: 20,418 destroyer of motherfuckers
    My flight for San Fransisco leaves shortly... I have to be in rural CA for a week. However, I get to actually go to SF for a day. Maybe I'll see Cheeze and Wine. Haha
    What day? I'm in the city most of the 22nd for an Agalloch show
    Hmmmm... I had plans for either the 21 or 22. But I might have to go see Agalloch now...
    *is greatly interested*
    Do it. It'll be a lot of fun, and Agalloch might never come to Arizona.
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  • JLRedWing13JLRedWing13 Posts: 48,736 mod
    How long on this longest day, til we finally make it through?
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  • NecrothulhuNecrothulhu Posts: 33,444 master of ceremonies
    Heart burn while trying to sleep is horrible...especially with a random stomach pain every once in a while
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  • GazorpazorpfieldGazorpazorpfield Posts: 22,293 master of ceremonies
    So ever since roughly halfway through freshman year, we've continuously had at least one girl pregnant in the school. Just last week the only girl that was pregnant had her baby and I though maybe we'd catch a break for awhile....Nope, another girl was already 3 months....Motherfucker.
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  • LiveFreeDieLiveFreeDie Posts: 8,055 destroyer of motherfuckers
    No. I haven't drank anything since October. I had a monster and a coke today...don't think that counts. I bet my stomach is in horrible shape from my heavy drinking days, the shit I eat, what I've drank, and the pills I've taken over the years for headaches and stupid birth control...yay.
    Condoms work
    :-bd
    Condoms break..and easily too. And if I did that we would probably have to spend about 100 bucks a month on that shit...hell no. I'll pay about 200 for every 3 months with this stupid birth control. Although if I want to have kids I'm sure its going to be harder for me since I've been on birth control since I was basically 13. And as far as I know, the longer you're on it, the harder it is for your body to go back to normal.
    They don't break as easily as one might think. Most are because people can't put them on right lolololol

    THIS. Learn how to put them on right and you don't have a problem, unless you have some psycho bitch poking holes in them.... <_>

    Now that would be the suck lololol
    I feel like I've seen that on TV somewhere though...

    Season 1 of Weeds had the dude poking holes in the condoms to get his deaf girlfriend pregnant.
    Death is not the worst of evils. You can't be down, when you're always high.
  • SantanaSantana Posts: 16,743 juggalo
    The thing that pissed me off, is when she called me saying "It turned up negative." I literally fucking screamed like a madman I was so happy, and she raged at me for it. -_-

    She was like "You know, I just cried for 15 minutes, I wanted that baby, I wanted it to be positive. Fucking asshole.". Fuck you, whore.
    Now she sounds ridiculous. I saw some segment on the news about this town where all the teenage girls wanted babies. The town had to start passing out condoms to kids when they were in like 6th grade I think
  • NOCAPNOCAP Posts: 37,305 mod
    Jay is a rich bitch


  • sbs_willsbs_will Posts: 18,648 salt miner
    I'm a bit late here, but that last slut that I dated faked a pregnancy on me. I used condoms and everything, and then she called me up and told me she tested positive twice. So I'm over here freaking the fuck out, and then she's all like, "No, I'm just kidding."

    I felt an extreme combination of anger, relief, and exasperation.
  • sbs_willsbs_will Posts: 18,648 salt miner
    I know, I'm expecting my plane ticket in the mail any time now.
    Lucky! I was supposed to go.
  • LeaLea Posts: 1,549 balls deep
    I'm gonna be late too...but your birth control is $200 every three months??? Mine is only $24 a month...but then again, its some new shit...so I dunno. That just seems outrageous.
  • sbs_willsbs_will Posts: 18,648 salt miner
    Leah do you get the shot or the pills?
  • NOCAPNOCAP Posts: 37,305 mod
    But I guess this is growing up.


  • NecrothulhuNecrothulhu Posts: 33,444 master of ceremonies
    Seasoneque 3 month long pills. I used to take shots but that didn't last 3 months, I'd have to take it every month. I stopped with that. And before I started the retarded shot I was on the patches for about 3 years before they got pulled.
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  • Stoned_CatzStoned_Catz Posts: 34,915 jayfacer
    ya


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  • NecrothulhuNecrothulhu Posts: 33,444 master of ceremonies
    Seasoneque 3 month long pills. I used to take shots but that didn't last 3 months, I'd have to take it every month. I stopped with that. And before I started the retarded shot I was on the patches for about 3 years before they got pulled.
    how is seasonique?
    It's decent besides the price. You have 3 months before you have a really short period so that makes me happy. The less that happens the better. I've thought about getting the cheapest pills possible but I really don't want a monthly period if I don't need to.
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  • Stoned_CatzStoned_Catz Posts: 34,915 jayfacer
    :-?


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