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  • SantanaSantana Posts: 16,743 juggalo
    No. I haven't drank anything since October. I had a monster and a coke today...don't think that counts. I bet my stomach is in horrible shape from my heavy drinking days, the shit I eat, what I've drank, and the pills I've taken over the years for headaches and stupid birth control...yay.
    Condoms work
    :-bd

    You're not a man if you'd rather be on condoms then birth control. Fuck condoms. >_>

    Uhhh how
  • NecrothulhuNecrothulhu Posts: 33,444 master of ceremonies
    No. I haven't drank anything since October. I had a monster and a coke today...don't think that counts. I bet my stomach is in horrible shape from my heavy drinking days, the shit I eat, what I've drank, and the pills I've taken over the years for headaches and stupid birth control...yay.
    Condoms work
    :-bd
    Although if I want to have kids I'm sure its going to be harder for me since I've been on birth control since I was basically 13. And as far as I know, the longer you're on it, the harder it is for your body to go back to normal.
    I wouldn't consider that a bad thing.
    If I'd have a kid or kids, I'd like it to be before I'm 28. For some reason I have this feeling like its going to take years for me to get back to normal since its been about 10 years I've been on it. So having kids is a toss up. Idfk
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  • SantanaSantana Posts: 16,743 juggalo
    No. I haven't drank anything since October. I had a monster and a coke today...don't think that counts. I bet my stomach is in horrible shape from my heavy drinking days, the shit I eat, what I've drank, and the pills I've taken over the years for headaches and stupid birth control...yay.
    Condoms work
    :-bd
    Condoms break..and easily too. And if I did that we would probably have to spend about 100 bucks a month on that shit...hell no. I'll pay about 200 for every 3 months with this stupid birth control. Although if I want to have kids I'm sure its going to be harder for me since I've been on birth control since I was basically 13. And as far as I know, the longer you're on it, the harder it is for your body to go back to normal.
    They don't break as easily as one might think. Most are because people can't put them on right lolololol
    Buy them in huge packs at Costco or something like that.
  • SantanaSantana Posts: 16,743 juggalo
    No. I haven't drank anything since October. I had a monster and a coke today...don't think that counts. I bet my stomach is in horrible shape from my heavy drinking days, the shit I eat, what I've drank, and the pills I've taken over the years for headaches and stupid birth control...yay.
    Condoms work
    :-bd
    Although if I want to have kids I'm sure its going to be harder for me since I've been on birth control since I was basically 13. And as far as I know, the longer you're on it, the harder it is for your body to go back to normal.
    I wouldn't consider that a bad thing.
    If I'd have a kid or kids, I'd like it to be before I'm 28. For some reason I have this feeling like its going to take years for me to get back to normal since its been about 10 years I've been on it. So having kids is a toss up. Idfk
    If you feel like you want kids then I say get off it now so you can get back to normal
  • That_Guy_ArloThat_Guy_Arlo Posts: 14,026 master of ceremonies
    I know I have a while to decide, but honestly right now I'm leaning towards adoption if I ever were to have to consider having kids.
  • NecrothulhuNecrothulhu Posts: 33,444 master of ceremonies
    I've never had a condom break on me, and that's going through over 100 of them, you can believe me on that or not, but I'm being honest.
    Is your dick small? Or are the chicks you fucked loosy gooses? Because with me countless condoms have snapped or broke.
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  • EpisodeEpisode Posts: 32,049 destroyer of motherfuckers
    No. I haven't drank anything since October. I had a monster and a coke today...don't think that counts. I bet my stomach is in horrible shape from my heavy drinking days, the shit I eat, what I've drank, and the pills I've taken over the years for headaches and stupid birth control...yay.
    Condoms work
    :-bd
    Condoms break..and easily too. And if I did that we would probably have to spend about 100 bucks a month on that shit...hell no. I'll pay about 200 for every 3 months with this stupid birth control. Although if I want to have kids I'm sure its going to be harder for me since I've been on birth control since I was basically 13. And as far as I know, the longer you're on it, the harder it is for your body to go back to normal.
    They don't break as easily as one might think. Most are because people can't put them on right lolololol

    THIS. Learn how to put them on right and you don't have a problem, unless you have some psycho bitch poking holes in them.... <_>

  • EpisodeEpisode Posts: 32,049 destroyer of motherfuckers
    I've never had a condom break on me, and that's going through over 100 of them, you can believe me on that or not, but I'm being honest.
    Is your dick small? Or are the chicks you fucked loosy gooses? Because with me countless condoms have snapped or broke.
    Then the dude didn't put it on right, or you have some serious alligator jaws down there... <_>

  • SantanaSantana Posts: 16,743 juggalo
    No. I haven't drank anything since October. I had a monster and a coke today...don't think that counts. I bet my stomach is in horrible shape from my heavy drinking days, the shit I eat, what I've drank, and the pills I've taken over the years for headaches and stupid birth control...yay.
    Condoms work
    :-bd
    Condoms break..and easily too. And if I did that we would probably have to spend about 100 bucks a month on that shit...hell no. I'll pay about 200 for every 3 months with this stupid birth control. Although if I want to have kids I'm sure its going to be harder for me since I've been on birth control since I was basically 13. And as far as I know, the longer you're on it, the harder it is for your body to go back to normal.
    They don't break as easily as one might think. Most are because people can't put them on right lolololol

    THIS. Learn how to put them on right and you don't have a problem, unless you have some psycho bitch poking holes in them.... <_>

    Now that would be the suck lololol
    I feel like I've seen that on TV somewhere though...

  • EpisodeEpisode Posts: 32,049 destroyer of motherfuckers
    edited December 2010
    Dude I honestly thoroughly started checking mine, because after the one time that bitch thought she was pregnant, she wanted one, and always brought it up. GTFO with that bullshit.
  • NecrothulhuNecrothulhu Posts: 33,444 master of ceremonies
    I've never had a condom break on me, and that's going through over 100 of them, you can believe me on that or not, but I'm being honest.
    Is your dick small? Or are the chicks you fucked loosy gooses? Because with me countless condoms have snapped or broke.
    Then the dude didn't put it on right, or you have some serious alligator jaws down there... <_>

    I watched, it was put on right. I don't know how they make condoms now..since I really haven't used any in years..but I guess they improved the quality since then...
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  • EpisodeEpisode Posts: 32,049 destroyer of motherfuckers
    Well I never had one break on me, you also have to get rid of any air bubbles, so that helped.

    I was always so paranoid after she thought she was pregnant. Crazy bitch wanted to keep it and force it on me if she was too. No fucking way.
  • MikeMike Posts: 7,820 admin
    Was it that bucktooth chick?
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  • EpisodeEpisode Posts: 32,049 destroyer of motherfuckers
    LOL Heeeellll no.
  • NecrothulhuNecrothulhu Posts: 33,444 master of ceremonies
    Dude I honestly thoroughly started checking mine, because after the one time that bitch thought she was pregnant, she wanted one, and always brought it up. GTFO with that bullshit.
    Don't get caught up in what happened to my brother. Got with this chick in high school. Don't know the in-betweens but I guess she wanted a kid. Lied to my brother about taking birth control. She got pregnant and dropped out. She also ran off. So, he never really got to see her or anyone else. Her mom was crazy too. It was only until this year he grew a pair and got some custody. She's had another kid since then to someone else and has had many bfs come and go....each of them my niece called daddy. Which is fucked up and probably fucked up any good view of a dad.
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  • EpisodeEpisode Posts: 32,049 destroyer of motherfuckers
    Jesus fucking Christ. Yea there's no fucking way. I never want a kid, much less at 15 fucking years old. -_- That bitch pissed me off every fucking time she saw a little baby "AWW BABY I WANT ONE! : D" Shut the fuck up and don't bring that shit up.
  • NecrothulhuNecrothulhu Posts: 33,444 master of ceremonies
    If I'd end up preggers in the next year or so...I think Marc would have a heart attack and I'd get the shit beat out of me by at least 4 people. He does joke about that shit almost daily though...so he might jinx shit sometime. He did say this today though "I love you so much..but not enough to have a baby with you. Sorry."
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  • EpisodeEpisode Posts: 32,049 destroyer of motherfuckers
    The thing that pissed me off, is when she called me saying "It turned up negative." I literally fucking screamed like a madman I was so happy, and she raged at me for it. -_-

    She was like "You know, I just cried for 15 minutes, I wanted that baby, I wanted it to be positive. Fucking asshole.". Fuck you, whore.
  • Ace_Deputy_CheezeAce_Deputy_Cheeze Posts: 14,736 jayfacer
    My flight for San Fransisco leaves shortly... I have to be in rural CA for a week. However, I get to actually go to SF for a day. Maybe I'll see Cheeze and Wine. Haha
    What day? I'm in the city most of the 22nd for an Agalloch show
    Hmmmm... I had plans for either the 21 or 22. But I might have to go see Agalloch now...
    *is greatly interested*
    For your initiation,
    you'll have to buy tix for Wine n me.
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  • Stoned_CatzStoned_Catz Posts: 34,915 jayfacer
    If I'd end up preggers in the next year or so...I think Marc would have a heart attack and I'd get the shit beat out of me by at least 4 people. He does joke about that shit almost daily though...so he might jinx shit sometime. He did say this today though "I love you so much..but not enough to have a baby with you. Sorry."
    i'd put a babae up in thar


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