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  • Ace_Deputy_CheezeAce_Deputy_Cheeze Posts: 14,736 jayfacer
    lol @ "hat" n his smurf nose.
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  • EpisodeEpisode Posts: 32,049 destroyer of motherfuckers
    Are you fucking kidding? I'd pay $20 to see this dude walk through a Wal-Mart. XD


    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kGbTsr1MEsM
  • JLRedWing13JLRedWing13 Posts: 48,736 mod
    I'm so ready to go to Florida.
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  • EpisodeEpisode Posts: 32,049 destroyer of motherfuckers
    Texted 4 people, and got replies from none of them.

    Feels Bad Man.
  • sbs_willsbs_will Posts: 18,648 salt miner
    After this, the rest is all bullshit.
  • NecrothulhuNecrothulhu Posts: 33,444 master of ceremonies
    I'm getting the shitty ass stomach pains I got when I was 14 after I drank a shit load of alcohol one night. Like, wtf?
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  • sbs_willsbs_will Posts: 18,648 salt miner
    Have you been drinking?
  • NecrothulhuNecrothulhu Posts: 33,444 master of ceremonies
    No. I haven't drank anything since October. I had a monster and a coke today...don't think that counts. I bet my stomach is in horrible shape from my heavy drinking days, the shit I eat, what I've drank, and the pills I've taken over the years for headaches and stupid birth control...yay.
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  • sbs_willsbs_will Posts: 18,648 salt miner
    Oh dear. Hope you didnt get that thing where you have a hole in your stomach whatever its called.
  • NecrothulhuNecrothulhu Posts: 33,444 master of ceremonies
    Oh dear. Hope you didnt get that thing where you have a hole in your stomach whatever its called.
    You can get stomach ulcers. My mom thinks its possible I will get them at some point. But if I had a hole in my stomach I would literally be slowly dying as my stomach acid eats away my insides..
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  • OPPOPP Posts: 50,132 spicy boy
    My flight for San Fransisco leaves shortly... I have to be in rural CA for a week. However, I get to actually go to SF for a day. Maybe I'll see Cheeze and Wine. Haha
    What day? I'm in the city most of the 22nd for an Agalloch show
    Hmmmm... I had plans for either the 21 or 22. But I might have to go see Agalloch now...
    *is greatly interested*
    I love winning with women
  • SantanaSantana Posts: 16,743 juggalo
    No. I haven't drank anything since October. I had a monster and a coke today...don't think that counts. I bet my stomach is in horrible shape from my heavy drinking days, the shit I eat, what I've drank, and the pills I've taken over the years for headaches and stupid birth control...yay.
    Condoms work
    :-bd
  • EpisodeEpisode Posts: 32,049 destroyer of motherfuckers
    No. I haven't drank anything since October. I had a monster and a coke today...don't think that counts. I bet my stomach is in horrible shape from my heavy drinking days, the shit I eat, what I've drank, and the pills I've taken over the years for headaches and stupid birth control...yay.
    Condoms work
    :-bd

    You're not a man if you'd rather be on condoms then birth control. Fuck condoms. >_>

  • NecrothulhuNecrothulhu Posts: 33,444 master of ceremonies
    No. I haven't drank anything since October. I had a monster and a coke today...don't think that counts. I bet my stomach is in horrible shape from my heavy drinking days, the shit I eat, what I've drank, and the pills I've taken over the years for headaches and stupid birth control...yay.
    Condoms work
    :-bd
    Condoms break..and easily too. And if I did that we would probably have to spend about 100 bucks a month on that shit...hell no. I'll pay about 200 for every 3 months with this stupid birth control. Although if I want to have kids I'm sure its going to be harder for me since I've been on birth control since I was basically 13. And as far as I know, the longer you're on it, the harder it is for your body to go back to normal.
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  • NecrothulhuNecrothulhu Posts: 33,444 master of ceremonies
    No. I haven't drank anything since October. I had a monster and a coke today...don't think that counts. I bet my stomach is in horrible shape from my heavy drinking days, the shit I eat, what I've drank, and the pills I've taken over the years for headaches and stupid birth control...yay.
    Condoms work
    :-bd

    You're not a man if you'd rather be on condoms then birth control. Fuck condoms. >_>

    You should use them since I can see you being a "imma fuck this chick and get rid of her" person. You'd probably get a disease at some point if you didn't...
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  • EpisodeEpisode Posts: 32,049 destroyer of motherfuckers
    I've never had a condom break on me, and that's going through over 100 of them, you can believe me on that or not, but I'm being honest.
  • That_Guy_ArloThat_Guy_Arlo Posts: 14,026 master of ceremonies
    No. I haven't drank anything since October. I had a monster and a coke today...don't think that counts. I bet my stomach is in horrible shape from my heavy drinking days, the shit I eat, what I've drank, and the pills I've taken over the years for headaches and stupid birth control...yay.
    Condoms work
    :-bd
    Although if I want to have kids I'm sure its going to be harder for me since I've been on birth control since I was basically 13. And as far as I know, the longer you're on it, the harder it is for your body to go back to normal.
    I wouldn't consider that a bad thing.
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