Dawg. I message this girl once, she replies. I'm fucking worked today, so I didn't look at my phone. After three hours with no reply, she sends me her number. I talk to her for a little bit but she keeps talking about how she's at the bar so I stop replying around midnight.
Motherfucker it's 4 in the morning, this bitch barely even know me and I get "I'm way tooooo drunk for life, I just want to chat "
girlfriend and I were stuck behind this car which was behind a school bus with the stop sign out. she pulled up too close to the car in front of us so we backed up to give some safe room. meanwhile some fat thirteen year old kid is walking behind our car like a dipshit but my girlfriend stops before he walks behind our car. kid is strangely close to our car so I keep an eye on him.
then I watch this fucking faggot lean into the back of our parked car and hit his hand against the trunk as if to go "owww you hit me"
I yell my fucking lungs out "WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING YOU PIECE OF SHIT"
kid smirks but with some noticable fear in his expression, and then I instantly realize "fuck, this little dough boy is trying to claim we hit him to get money"
so I unbuckle my seat belt, pull open the door, and he laughs, going "im just kidding Im just kidding!!!"
I almost beat that fuckheads ass to the street, which yeah it would have made matters hella worse but fuck no to letting that shit slide.
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Motherfucker it's 4 in the morning, this bitch barely even know me and I get "I'm way tooooo drunk for life, I just want to chat
they need to make another one and talk about my j B-)
Fuck I need to watch it again.
Also dat BDM bong they receive \m/
girlfriend and I were stuck behind this car which was behind a school bus with the stop sign out. she pulled up too close to the car in front of us so we backed up to give some safe room. meanwhile some fat thirteen year old kid is walking behind our car like a dipshit but my girlfriend stops before he walks behind our car. kid is strangely close to our car so I keep an eye on him.
then I watch this fucking faggot lean into the back of our parked car and hit his hand against the trunk as if to go "owww you hit me"
I yell my fucking lungs out "WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING YOU PIECE OF SHIT"
kid smirks but with some noticable fear in his expression, and then I instantly realize "fuck, this little dough boy is trying to claim we hit him to get money"
so I unbuckle my seat belt, pull open the door, and he laughs, going "im just kidding Im just kidding!!!"
I almost beat that fuckheads ass to the street, which yeah it would have made matters hella worse but fuck no to letting that shit slide.