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  • FLATFLAT Posts: 60,763 spicy boy
    Why wouldnt you get a drink to mix it with?
  • NOCAPNOCAP Posts: 37,372 mod
  • EpisodeEpisode Posts: 32,049 destroyer of motherfuckers

    Why wouldnt you get a drink to mix it with?

    I'm sorry Todd, didn't know you were a female. :-/

  • FLATFLAT Posts: 60,763 spicy boy
    :-??

    Drink out of a water bottle and risk looking drunk or drink a pop.
  • ...... Posts: 31,548 master of ceremonies
    soda....
    inb4lists
  • FIRENATHANIELHACKETTFIRENATHANIELHACKETT Posts: 35,453 spicy boy

    You talk about how responsible you are and your great work ethic and blah blah but you are gonna drink on the job :|:|:|

    A: That was referring to music. As far as my government, I simply get my job done, I don't go above and beyond for a fucking donut shop. B: Yea. As long as I still finish everything I'm sposed to have done, what the fuck does it matter what state of mind I'm in while I do it? Like I said, I'm constantly high as fuck at work, yet I have everything done on the dot. Matter fact, I've finished an hour earlier every day I've worked in the past week and had an hour to just fuck around. All while under the influence. So yea I stay on my shit. Swallow my shit.
    You're fucking pathetic if you have to drink on the job. I guess you're gonna be at Dunkin a long ass time so you gotta change it up once in a while :-??
  • mrAPEmrAPE Posts: 39,476 moneytalker
    Ah the differences between thinking like an adult and thinking like a child. Youve come a long way but you still have a long way to go.

    You'll probably call me a faggot or some shit but I speak the truth on this and you won't realize it until you're older. Unless of course you never fully mature.
    You tryin to be a hero fool? You wanna see badass mother fucker?! I'll show ya a badass!!!
  • FLATFLAT Posts: 60,763 spicy boy

    soda....

    Kill yourself....



    Id never go drunk to work because it would suck. Going in hungover blows. But fuck it blaze it up before.
  • EpisodeEpisode Posts: 32,049 destroyer of motherfuckers
    Got my bottle ready. \m/
  • ...... Posts: 31,548 master of ceremonies

    soda....

    Kill yourself....
    Fine, I'll just go drown myself


































































































































































































    with a soda.
    inb4lists
  • FLATFLAT Posts: 60,763 spicy boy
    You coulda put that under the text you initially wrote because i knew it was coming. End your life.
  • EpisodeEpisode Posts: 32,049 destroyer of motherfuckers

    You talk about how responsible you are and your great work ethic and blah blah but you are gonna drink on the job :|:|:|

    A: That was referring to music. As far as my government, I simply get my job done, I don't go above and beyond for a fucking donut shop. B: Yea. As long as I still finish everything I'm sposed to have done, what the fuck does it matter what state of mind I'm in while I do it? Like I said, I'm constantly high as fuck at work, yet I have everything done on the dot. Matter fact, I've finished an hour earlier every day I've worked in the past week and had an hour to just fuck around. All while under the influence. So yea I stay on my shit. Swallow my shit.
    You're fucking pathetic if you have to drink on the job. I guess you're gonna be at Dunkin a long ass time so you gotta change it up once in a while :-??
    >First time doing it.
    >"Have to" drink on the job.
    >MU logic.
  • EpisodeEpisode Posts: 32,049 destroyer of motherfuckers
    By the way I love the moral police right now. Do you know my requirements for the night shift? Restocking the cups, cream, and lids. Mopping the front and back floors. Wiping the tables, counters, etc. Throwing out the old donuts and putting the new ones in. Brewing the iced coffee and iced tea. And then finally taking out the garbage. All while dealing wit maybe 5-10 customers, most of them high, the entire night while I have the place to myself. Yea it's so terrible if I'm a lil fucked up for this oh so honorable job. 8-|
  • EpisodeEpisode Posts: 32,049 destroyer of motherfuckers
    Now the morning shift is completely different 'cause that's just too much of a rush, too fast paced, and hundreds of customers, that's just disrespectful, but for the night shift? Fuck you mean. 8-|
  • FLATFLAT Posts: 60,763 spicy boy
  • SkullAndCrossbonesSkullAndCrossbones Posts: 16,452 destroyer of motherfuckers
    i've gotten high at work before (painkillers and weed). but i was 18 at the time. not sure if i ever got drunk while working though.
    "That's another thing I love about metal, it's so fuckin' huge yet certain people don't even know it exists." - Rob Zombie
  • FLATFLAT Posts: 60,763 spicy boy
    edited December 2013
    Fuck getting high. Dab and go to work. Now that would be a challenge =))
  • SATANSATAN Posts: 25,926 spicy boy
    I can't tell if you guys are trolling Erik or not

    Keepin it 100: it's graveyard shift making $7 an hour...who gives a fuck?
  • GazorpazorpfieldGazorpazorpfield Posts: 22,293 master of ceremonies
    I'd probably my do it after a few times. Getting drunk or stoned would just be a waste at my job. I'd work em both out in no time.
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  • FIRENATHANIELHACKETTFIRENATHANIELHACKETT Posts: 35,453 spicy boy
    0. Erik started crying about his FIRST job like 2 weeks after he started. With how much shit he gives everyone else about not working hard when he cant even do a simple donut job without wanting to smoke or drink. Fuck that.
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