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  • MetalCoresadesMetalCoresades Posts: 58,038 spicy boy

    My mom says I look like I'm homeless. :-<


    But you look METAL. AS. FUCK. So it's OK, right? \m/
    Honestly, I like the way I look. :-?? There are plenty of people in metal who are clean shaven and short haired now-a-days, but I like my dingy long, split-end, curly ass hair, and beard.
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  • NOCAPNOCAP Posts: 37,373 mod
    These niggas wild


  • EpisodeEpisode Posts: 32,049 destroyer of motherfuckers
    Xenocide said:

    Ahh the fucking Quasimodo circus freak over here is taking shots at my haircut. ;)) How cute.

    It's a basic men's cut, but I forgot anything that doesn't look like your home is in a dumpster is gay to Metalheads.

    Please I'm clean cut too and manage not to look like I'm begging for dick.

    I'm the Quasimodo freak? Bro your face looks like it was crafted by Hellen Keller

    Oh so because your's is a plain ass crew cut, that's the border between gay and straight. K. Mine is nothing more than a styled fade you fucking moron.

    Anyways, you irate, and I ain't about to play the middle school shit.

    You're ugly.
    You're ugli-ER!

    Least I've gotten pussy. Ain't nobody tryna fuck Slenderman.


    Well, you got the height down, not the slender part. ;))

  • NOCAPNOCAP Posts: 37,373 mod
    Isn't he master race tho cause of his height?


  • EpisodeEpisode Posts: 32,049 destroyer of motherfuckers
    edited August 2013
    No 6'1"-6'4" is master race. 6'5"-6'8" is whoa dere boi don't go dere boi.
  • XenoXeno Posts: 21,109 master of ceremonies
    Please I've made more progress with my weight loss than you have getting built, I just don't come on here to incessantly brag about it like you do. Losing 40lbs in 3 months ain't exactly easy, and I can lift as much weight as you can if not more without the strength training you have to put in.

    I mean, I know it's genetic and nothing I should be bragging about, but still. How does it feel knowing that I can get twice the results you do with half the effort?

    As for getting pussy, as I said I don't come running to a bunch of metalheads I barely know to brag about every time I get laid.
  • MetalCoresadesMetalCoresades Posts: 58,038 spicy boy
    Xeno got laid :-?

    Personally, this is the first place that would know (even before the girl) if I got laid, so a party could ensue.
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  • NOCAPNOCAP Posts: 37,373 mod

    Xeno got laid :-?

    Personally, this is the first place that would know (even before the girl) if I got laid, so a party could ensue.

    I would get more drunk than I did for Jay's party...


  • XenoXeno Posts: 21,109 master of ceremonies

    Xeno got laid :-?

    If we're talking about the first time you're 4 years late

    and as I said it's not like I come here to document each time
  • EpisodeEpisode Posts: 32,049 destroyer of motherfuckers
    edited August 2013
    Are you fucking serious right now? You're gonna come at me about weight loss? Try 63 lbs. in 6 months fatass. And now I'm shredded AND have mass. Way more than you and I'll guarantee it.

    And no fucking shit you can prolly lift more than me without training. In general, you should be able to lift your body weight. You're 260 lbs., I'm 180. Lifting your body weight alone is 80 Lbs. more than me doing the same. Pound for pound doe, I'll guarantee I'm stronger, and you'll never get even close wit your "half the effort" and depending on genetics bullshit. You're an endomorph btw fatass, so genetics are actually working against you. So don't go boasting, Snorlax.
  • Rex_Capone420Rex_Capone420 Posts: 69,975 spicy boy

    I have a lot of female friends...

    ... does this mean I actually want to get it in with them? :-?

    No it means they don't want to get it in with you Jesus
  • MetalCoresadesMetalCoresades Posts: 58,038 spicy boy
    :-?
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  • XenoXeno Posts: 21,109 master of ceremonies

    Are you fucking serious right now? You're gonna come at me about weight loss? Try 63 lbs. in 6 months fatass. And now I'm shredded AND have mass. Way more than you and I'll guarantee it.

    And no fucking shit you can prolly lift more than me without training. In general, you should be able to lift your body weight. You're 260 lbs., I'm 180. Lifting your body weight alone is 80 Lbs. more than me doing the same. Pound for pound doe, I'll guarantee I'm stronger, and you'll never get even close wit your "half the effort" and depending on genetics bullshit. You're an endomorph btw fatass, so genetics are actually working against you. So don't go boasting, Snorlax.

    I said I wasn't bragging about being able to lift the same as you, just tryin to get under your skin. Seems to have worked.

    And I'm a mesomorph not an endomorph, just looks like it because of the fat on my body. But that's going quick.

    And yeah, you probably have more muscle mass than me. Because you actually lift regularly which I haven't focused on in about 3-4 months.
  • Rex_Capone420Rex_Capone420 Posts: 69,975 spicy boy
    Use your arms a lot :-?
  • XenoXeno Posts: 21,109 master of ceremonies
    RAZOR said:

    Bet I can lift more than both of you. :-\"

    Proportionally speaking you probably are stronger than me B-)

    Short stuffz
  • EpisodeEpisode Posts: 32,049 destroyer of motherfuckers
    No, it didn't get under my skin. You weigh 80 Lbs. more than me. It would be sad if you COULDN'T lift more. 8-|


    It's not that you're genetically stronger either, 'cause I'm a mesomorph. You're just fucking gigantic in both height and weight.
  • XenoXeno Posts: 21,109 master of ceremonies
    But you have a ghey haircut [-(
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