My friend was really hitting it off with this chick tonight. Then he had a few drinks and started describing how he used to play jokes on this mentally handicapped person in high school whom he referred to as retarded...
Needles to say... she was not impressed. )
Death is not the worst of evils.
You can't be down, when you're always high.
before I jump in....We went shopping early this morning to beat the crowd on the way there some fucking asshole must of dropped a bunch of kittens on the side of the road needless to say one was laying in the road kicking his legs down the road in heavy traffic one was trying to cross the street in a VERY BUSY intersection I stopped and made sure he made it across but there was no catching him WHAT A FUCKING ASSHOLE whoever left a bag of kittens on the side of the road take them to petsmart or the pound..it's free and they always get adopted My wife saw the little guy dying in the road and now it wrecked her day SHAME ON THAT FUCKING ASSHOLE!!!!
see guys..I do have a heart It's just a little broken right now R.I.P. little kitty I would of gave you a good home
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Needles to say... she was not impressed.
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:-bd
:-h
I couldn't help myself....she was legless.... :-$
:-?
90 degrees and bright blue skies...check
beer...check
Hot chick in a bikini......CHECK!
\:D/
on the way there
some fucking asshole must of dropped a bunch of kittens on the side of the road
needless to say one was laying in the road kicking his legs
down the road in heavy traffic one was trying to cross the street in a VERY BUSY intersection
I stopped and made sure he made it across but there was no catching him
WHAT A FUCKING ASSHOLE whoever left a bag of kittens on the side of the road
take them to petsmart or the pound..it's free and they always get adopted
My wife saw the little guy dying in the road and now it wrecked her day
SHAME ON THAT FUCKING ASSHOLE!!!!
see guys..I do have a heart
It's just a little broken right now
R.I.P. little kitty
I would of gave you a good home