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YOU KNOW WHAT REALLY GRINDS MY GEARS? (NSFW)

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  • HOODSHOODS Posts: 41,866 destroyer of motherfuckers
    One of my best friends left his hardworking, honest, faithful wife(and his 3 year old daughter) to go fuck an ex girlfriend. Fuck.
  • WakeOfAshesWakeOfAshes Posts: 21,665 destroyer of motherfuckers
    if you talk to him i'll betcha he'll say his hardworking, honest faitful wife doesnt appreciate him and doesnt fuck him as much as he like... the ex is probably opening her legs and promising him the holy land.
  • HOODSHOODS Posts: 41,866 destroyer of motherfuckers
    if you talk to him i'll betcha he'll say his hardworking, honest faitful wife doesnt appreciate him and doesnt fuck him as much as he like... the ex is probably opening her legs and promising him the holy land.
    i know his ex, shees a fucking skeezer. she goes from guy to guy using them for money. He makes alot of it, as soon as she fines someone new and better, she'll be gone. I'm dissapointed in him, I been friends with him and his wife for years, since I was a kid. Get this. my idiot friend, and his wife's brother are both ushers at my wedding, awkward. I just thought he was better then that. I know they have issues like every toher couple, but he has a fucking kid that he is responsible for.... just a dickhead thing to do.
  • HOODSHOODS Posts: 41,866 destroyer of motherfuckers
    scumbags gonna scum.
  • WakeOfAshesWakeOfAshes Posts: 21,665 destroyer of motherfuckers
    no shit. I'm not justifying scumbags scumming. He should have got his ass on the Hawaii plan.
  • SATANSATAN Posts: 25,949 spicy boy
    if you talk to him i'll betcha he'll say his hardworking, honest faitful wife doesnt appreciate him and doesnt fuck him as much as he like... the ex is probably opening her legs and promising him the holy land.
    i know his ex, shees a fucking skeezer. she goes from guy to guy using them for money. He makes alot of it, as soon as she fines someone new and better, she'll be gone. I'm dissapointed in him, I been friends with him and his wife for years, since I was a kid. Get this. my idiot friend, and his wife's brother are both ushers at my wedding, awkward. I just thought he was better then that. I know they have issues like every toher couple, but he has a fucking kid that he is responsible for.... just a dickhead thing to do.
    you should hook her up with a dude that'll treat her right.

    and kick him in the balls
  • HOODSHOODS Posts: 41,866 destroyer of motherfuckers
    I'll prolly kick him in the balls... but pretty much all the doods i know are either drug addicts or taken, lol....
  • ZmbieFlavrdCupcakesZmbieFlavrdCupcakes Posts: 32,259 jayfacer
    i hate sweating when i exercise
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  • BlindGuardian93BlindGuardian93 Posts: 4,988 jayfacer
    Wells Fargo <_>
    I'm with ya. I miss Wachovia
    I've been lost in endless seas My heart died long ago I curse my failures as I fall from you
  • sbs_willsbs_will Posts: 18,648 salt miner
    I'm gonna be in my community college class a lot longer than the last one. Damn.

    Oh well.
  • NecrothulhuNecrothulhu Posts: 33,444 master of ceremonies
    There's a weird sound I keep hearing in the living room every so often. Reminds me of some type of electrical bs...I have no clue what it is =/
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  • OPPOPP Posts: 50,132 spicy boy
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    I love winning with women
  • sbs_willsbs_will Posts: 18,648 salt miner
    Getting raped will

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    The rest of her life
  • Jobe_Wan_KenobiJobe_Wan_Kenobi Posts: 19,657 moneytalker
    There's a weird sound I keep hearing in the living room every so often. Reminds me of some type of electrical bs...I have no clue what it is =/
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    Pass the god damn butter.
  • NecrothulhuNecrothulhu Posts: 33,444 master of ceremonies
    It happens everytime the AC kicks on..just hope nothing gets caught on fire lol
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  • WakeOfAshesWakeOfAshes Posts: 21,665 destroyer of motherfuckers
    Wells Fargo <_>
    what'd Wells Fargo do? I think Wells Fargo is pretty awesome. Always been really easy to deal with and just last month they told me that I no longer had to pay back the 250 grand I owed them. They were like "yeah... no biggie. We will just report it is paid for less then the whole balance and you are done. no bankruptcy, no debt, no nothing." I was like "\m/"
  • NecrothulhuNecrothulhu Posts: 33,444 master of ceremonies
    I hate banks...don't trust any of them yet
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  • WakeOfAshesWakeOfAshes Posts: 21,665 destroyer of motherfuckers
    edited August 2011
    well, when i opened my account it took over 2 hours because of multiple things they were messing up. i deposited my check and it never showed up... they put it in someone else's account. got that fixed, used my debit card with no problem and then my card got declined yesterday because the money disappeared. the lady i talked to was bitchy. it's fixed now but my 3 experiences so far have been shit. i kindof don't trust them now.
    I say it is just an isolated case... In my opinion Wells Fargo is by far one of the better national banks. This last year I stopped paying my mortgage because I couldnt afford it, and so i was literally 30 grand behind and owed them 500,000 on a home loan. I'd think someone in my situation pretty much deserves to be abused on the phone by them, but they were always so courteous and friendly. and when I did find someone to buy the home for less then what I owed, they wiped away the remaining balance.

    If you want to see bad banking, got open an account an Bank of America.
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  • Bottle_TreeBottle_Tree Posts: 7,166 just the tip
    Oh my fucking god, why do math teachers always pull this shit.

    "HAY GUYS HERE'S A BUNCH OF SHIT YOU ALREADY KNOW I'M TEACHING YOU TODAY, OH AND HERE'S YOUR ALGEBRA HOMEWORK THAT IS SUPER FUCKING DIFFICULT TO DO, AND I NEVER TAUGHT ANY OF THIS IN CLASS, BUT I'M MAKING YOU RELY ON THE GOD DAMN COMPUTER TO LEARN EVERYTHING WHICH LEAVES OUT A LOT OF CRUCIAL STEPS."

    Fuck my life. Thankfully I have friends in this class I'm meeting up with tomorrow morning to help each other. I'm still going to try to get this all done, but god damn it's seriously going to take me all day to do this.
  • EpisodeEpisode Posts: 32,049 destroyer of motherfuckers
    Oh my fucking god, why do math teachers always pull this shit.

    "HAY GUYS HERE'S A BUNCH OF SHIT YOU ALREADY KNOW I'M TEACHING YOU TODAY, OH AND HERE'S YOUR ALGEBRA HOMEWORK THAT IS SUPER FUCKING DIFFICULT TO DO, AND I NEVER TAUGHT ANY OF THIS IN CLASS, BUT I'M MAKING YOU RELY ON THE GOD DAMN COMPUTER TO LEARN EVERYTHING WHICH LEAVES OUT A LOT OF CRUCIAL STEPS."

    Fuck my life. Thankfully I have friends in this class I'm meeting up with tomorrow morning to help each other. I'm still going to try to get this all done, but god damn it's seriously going to take me all day to do this.
    KILL PEOPLE.
    BURN SHIT.
    FUCK SCHOOL.
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